We’ll Unload All That Top Shot Crap On…

A day late and a dollar short, right? Sometimes writing gets in the way of, well, writing. RF wasn’t able to post the winners of our little futuristic Top Shot competition design challenge before last night’s gripping episode, so the weighty task has fallen to me. The really plum assignments always run downhill, don’t they? Anyway, the winners are…

• adam – for his imaginative hostile/friendly course. Each pop-up target could carry a photo of designated “good guy” and “bad guy” former Top Shot contestants. Three guesses which one Jake would be. Just a thought.
• Gossven – for his brains-splattered zombie turkey shoot. We might suggest caffeinating those targets a little. Your garden variety zombie’s lumbering gate might not be quite enough of a challenge for the show’s crack shots.
• Ben Eli – for his versatile Governor golf challenge. It’s a good thing we have people like Ben on the job. If left to the show’s current crop of producers, that challenge would probably be more on the order of frolf.

Let’s hear a resounding slow clap for this illustrious group of winners who will soon be receiving Top Shot chazerai with a value almost beyond measure. Almost. I hear those previous season DVDs make great coasters (except for those holes in the middle) and also do a helluva job trimming up uneven table legs. Shoot an email to [email protected] with your snail mail address so we can get rid of that junk ship your booty to you.