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America’s Next Top Shot is A Ferret Jacked-Up on Cappuccinos. Or Not.

May 19, 2011

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Friday’s the deadline for applicants who aspire to be Season 4’s Top Shot. Rest assured, I sent in my app, looking to represent OFWGs who’ve never served a day in the military. I’m thinking about making a video for the producers, but something tells me I don’t have a chance against people like this: a fast-talking OCD former bull-rider turned nuclear engineer who’s happy to tell the world that he crashed his motorcycle (and spent some time in a coma) when he went off his meds. A man who plans on winning by not being last. Over to you CUJO.

17 COMMENTS

eggyknap May 19, 2011 At 14:54

Less talk. More shoot. Oh, and I want that range closer to my house. I’m sick of paper targets only, no rapid fire, no .50 BMG (not that I have the gear to violate that last rule…)
Dryw May 19, 2011 At 14:58

I’m thoroughly exhausted after watching that.

I vote no, based on the fact that it was a Neos… and no other particularly valid reason.
Daniel Zimmerman May 19, 2011 At 16:13

Dude. Decaf.
JOE MATAFOME May 19, 2011 At 16:48

I hope they stick to mainly guns next year and lose all those other silly weapons.
Ralph May 19, 2011 At 17:15

Next month he’ll ride his motorcycle from New York to Paris in under twelve hours while holding his breath. Impressive indeed.
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR May 19, 2011 At 17:54

I’ve got him beat. I remember so many weapon systems because I have one of those Pornographic Memories!
- Ralph May 19, 2011 At 22:22
  
  CUJO, nobody uses a pornograph anymore. Everything’s digital.
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR May 19, 2011 At 20:20

Isn’t a ferret a type of weasel?
Paul R May 19, 2011 At 20:50

How does one apply to top shot?
- Robert Farago May 19, 2011 At 22:06
  
  Click on the link with CUJO’s name.
  - CUJO THE DOG OF WAR May 20, 2011 At 08:55
    
    Thanks for the link, Robert. I will put in later, this cut off is today. I just started pain management for the migraines/cracked eye socket-I’ve been on morphine for 4 days now. Once I have control, then I start training up again. I already started working on my wavemaster kick bag. My bulldog attacks the face for me every time I knock it over!
Buuurr May 20, 2011 At 02:55

Got to 1:08 and had to stop because my heart rate was climbing listening to this guy. I will give you two words that spell out why this guy can not be top shot. Breathing control.
- CUJO THE DOG OF WAR May 20, 2011 At 08:56
  
  You got that right!
poppymann May 20, 2011 At 09:49

Colby talks like a dog with peanut butter on rhe roof of his mouth.
- Robert Farago May 20, 2011 At 09:53
  
  Capped teeth. You gotta suffer for your art.
  - poppymann May 20, 2011 At 14:38
    
    Jeff Probst taught him well.
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR May 20, 2011 At 14:09

This reminds me-does The Deadliest Warrior come on anymore? I loved when they had the comparison of LAPD SWAT and GSG 9 weapons.