Are You Fly Enough to Make a Paracord Thong?

1. Is that a trick question?

2. No.

3. One of the things I didn’t learn in Surviving Apocalypse Class.

4. There ain’t enough talcum powder in the world to soothe the chafing of paracord buttfloss.

5. I’ll have to run that one past the gf. Perhaps after a bottle of tequila.

   • You or her?

     • I don’t have the hips for it.

6. I’d prefer no thong at all 🙂

7. This video is awesome 😀

8. Do you have enough Paracord to hang yourself???

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