I’m sure there a Battlestar Galactica joke here somewhere.
by your command
How retro! Now if only my bank would offer me a free toaster. Or better, free money.
Can’t find the toaster special listed. Direct link?
Free ArmaLite Toasters
The Perfect Addition To Any Kitchen!
Geneseo, IL – ArmaLite, Inc. is now offering its customers a one of a kind special. Buy any ArmaLite rifle and get a FREE ArmaLite toaster! http://tiny.cc/4cpif This is a limited time offer with limited quantities, so ArmaLite urges you to order now so you don’t miss out.
To claim this sleek two-slice beauty, purchasers of a new ArmaLite rifle must mail in their warranty card. The toaster will then be shipped to the customer. The toaster is free, but shipping costs are the customer’s responibility. For further details, contact your local ArmaLite representative or call ArmaLite toll free at 800-336-0184.
ArmaLite has one of the broadest product lines in the firearms industry. We manufacture and sell semiautomatic rifles in a variety of calibers including 5.56mm and 7.62mm, long range super-accurate bolt action rifles in calibers including .308 Winchester, 300 Winchester Magnum, 338 Lapua, and 50 BMG, and classic 9mm pistols. Visit Armalite at http://www.armalite.com.
Is the toaster painted black and called a tactical toaster?
It should have been, get a free rifle if you buy a tactical toaster.even if the tactical toaster cost 1500$.
Where’s the high cap version?
Two slices are the limit. Four violates AWB state laws.
What, it doesn’t come with a rail mount?
I’m sure there a Battlestar Galactica joke here somewhere.
by your command
How retro! Now if only my bank would offer me a free toaster. Or better, free money.
Can’t find the toaster special listed. Direct link?
Free ArmaLite Toasters
The Perfect Addition To Any Kitchen!
Geneseo, IL – ArmaLite, Inc. is now offering its customers a one of a kind special. Buy any ArmaLite rifle and get a FREE ArmaLite toaster! http://tiny.cc/4cpif This is a limited time offer with limited quantities, so ArmaLite urges you to order now so you don’t miss out.
To claim this sleek two-slice beauty, purchasers of a new ArmaLite rifle must mail in their warranty card. The toaster will then be shipped to the customer. The toaster is free, but shipping costs are the customer’s responibility. For further details, contact your local ArmaLite representative or call ArmaLite toll free at 800-336-0184.
ArmaLite has one of the broadest product lines in the firearms industry. We manufacture and sell semiautomatic rifles in a variety of calibers including 5.56mm and 7.62mm, long range super-accurate bolt action rifles in calibers including .308 Winchester, 300 Winchester Magnum, 338 Lapua, and 50 BMG, and classic 9mm pistols. Visit Armalite at http://www.armalite.com.
Is the toaster painted black and called a tactical toaster?
It should have been, get a free rifle if you buy a tactical toaster.even if the tactical toaster cost 1500$.
Where’s the high cap version?
Two slices are the limit. Four violates AWB state laws.
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