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Sometimes I look at a headline and I hear M.C. Hammer. guardianlv.com nails it. Only I’m thinking that the one story informs the other one, rather than overshadows it. “[Alexander] Kinyua reportedly told police that after he had killed Agyei-Kodie, he cut up the body with a knife and dismembered it. He also told police that he eat [sic/sick] parts of Agyei-Kodie’s brain and all of the victims heart and then dumped the rest of the remains in a Dumpster behind a church in Joppatowne.” What’s this got to do with guns? Are you freakin’ kidding me? “The incident comes in a week where a Canadian porn actor is reported to have sent body parts of his victim to at least two different political parties and a Miami man was killed for eating a man’s flesh off of his face.” Connect the dots and secure your weapons. That is all. For now.

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  2. Time to fight fire with fire. Wait for it (drumroll)…

    Cannibal Cops

    Take a bite outta crime!

  3. Hartford county is not bmore city it is 30 minutes north. they were students at MSU, which is in NE Baltimore. Hartford county is not the “hood” either. guess what main battle tank design was tested and developed in that county?

    • Just read more info. Looks like it happened in joppatown, definitely not downtown Bmore. Hartford county isn’t the hood but parts of it are plenty weird.

  4. Can we be done with the stupid zombie crap already? If for no other reason than it’s a marketing ploy to capitalize on childish fantasies.

    • Tell that to the homeless man in Florida who had his face eaten off. I don’t think he finds it a “childish fantasy”.

      • I don’t think it was a zombie that did it. To suggest that it was cheapens the suffering of the victim for the sake of amusement.

        The perpetrator was a degenerate and a drug-addict, not some cartoon caricature of the rotting undead.

  6. I can’t wait until the CT sights get here.

    I guess I’ll send an extra 50 downrange tomorrow just for good measure.

  7. I agree that this Zombie shit has gone way too far. Back when it was only goofy accessories and green-bladed knives it was stupid silly fun, but I strenuously object to human flesh becoming ‘The Other Other White Meat.’

    • It was a Glock assault knife using a high capacity clip blade with serrations causing +50 shredding damage. It was discovered the the cannibal had a stockpile of three kitchen knives at home. Mothers Against Metal Objects is organizing a bill to ban all knives immediately.

    • “May you live in interesting times.” What did I do in a past life to get that curse?

  11. There was a time when telling someone to “eat me” was an insult. Now it’s an invitation to dinner .

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