Last week’s winner was NYC2AZ. He’ll soon be packing his favorite handgun in a new Black Arch holster. If you want on, enter a caption for this photo in the comments before Sunday midnight and you too could be carrying in comfort.
Last week’s winner was NYC2AZ. He’ll soon be packing his favorite handgun in a new Black Arch holster. If you want on, enter a caption for this photo in the comments before Sunday midnight and you too could be carrying in comfort.
When ma grew up, she decided to get into lead farming.
No I *don’t* need to file a Form 1. It doesn’t even have a shoulder stock!
Mama what is that for?
Chicken hawks my dear, chicken hawks…
Tula hoop
And once you push this lever ma’am, the pounds are literally shaken off…
PULL!
It is a great way to loose the weight around the hips.
+1
Maude has had it with the crows!
Who says size doesn’t matter?
Ma goes for a world record, attempting to hit a dozen pigeons with one pull.
Outside the waistband holster you say?
An AR15 is a substitute for a small penis? Say hello to my little friend.
No, she’s not. If anything, the britches are big for her.
What did the Muslin say when he walked into the gay bar? “shots for everyone”
Uncool.
I think that is one of the major problems with the USA these days. The humor is gone due to PC. Now comedians have to fill in the empty space with the foulest language they can come up with. A great many of the funniest religious jokes I learned came from ministers and their kids I grew up with. Same with ethnic jokes. It’s like the PC police of Orwell’s 1984, or the dress code of Chairman Mao where everyone wears grey and chants the same phrases (or Nazi Germany’s ‘Seig Heil’) or someone will turn you in to the state for not speaking PC Speak.
boohoo. Un-PC makes for the funniest jokes. Gore a libtard totem and mooooslems even more betterer.
Mexican, black guy and white guy were comparing condom wallets.
Mexican had slots for 6 condoms. They were labeled Mon. Tues. Wed. Thur. Friday and Sat.
Black guy had slots for 8 condoms. Mon. Tues. Wed. Thur. Fri. Sat. and 2 for Sunday.
White guy had 12 slots in his. They were labeled. Jan. Feb. March. April…………
Whats in your wallet?
Money and plastic and a hunting license. Happily married man that don’t need condoms.
“What did the Muslin say when he walked into the gay bar? “shots for everyone””
The bar patrons said: “Thank you, but the first round is on *us*…”
Go ahead. Call her a hose beast. I’ll be waiting behind the Sherman for you.
They called it Big Bertha. They called the othe one locked and loaded.
Next up on Demolition Ranch. .50 caliber Friday.
Trigger pull weight?
Can it be an mg if it’s lever actioned?
Off topic. But during ww2, which this pic is from, the Germans had women manning anti aircraft batteries.
As did the Russians, and at least on the home front, so did the U.S.
I told you not to fly commercial!
Sons of guns spinoff mother of guns
“Cross this water mr/mrs alien”
Hillary finds a new way to convince Bernie supporters to vote for her
“Ok, so the belt’s around my waist. Marhtha! How do I get it to start shaking like I saw on the Jack LaLanne show?”
How the term ‘Size Queen’ came into being…
Look no bruises.
Word. No PTSD either.
Fork over the Black Hawk Holster or I let the politicians loose!
I don’t think Black Arch makes a holster for that model (the gun, not the shooter).
Fork over the Black Arch holster or I release the politicians. One more person corrects me and they get it!
First attempt at a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
Phyliss Schlafly the Eagle Forum president performing one of her war time duties, testing machine guns.
She can still rock a man’s world!!
Go ahead. Fly that damn drone over my swimming pool again.
You have to be at least this tall for this ride.
Ma ” Never knew heating the bathwater could be this much fun”
No, really, I saw them online…if you plant these they turn into lead roses.
Martha finally found a way to get those pesky squirrels to leave the bird feeder alone. And the best part is she doesn’t have to leave the porch anymore.
“watch this- i told her she could use it to paint the barracks…”
Let’s see those fellas refuse to go to the USO dance with me now!!
This is better than the washing machine.
You guys think you grew up in a bad neighberhood? Meet the lunch lady from my grade school.
Frank- you know I like a womam that can handle a big gun.
Walter- especially one that shoots quick…insert rim shot here!
Forget putting them back in the kitchen after this.
Hey Kuntzman! Eat a Snickers bar!
Gets my vote – WINNER!
Sir, there’s no way I’m asking which one is called Bertha.
The precursor to the 1950’s “vibrating belt weight loss machine” was this 1940’s “vibrating belt-fed weight loss machine.”
Best dance partner ever.
Betsie had tried scarecrows, tinsel, bells and harsh language. Nothing kept the crows out of the cornfield for long … until now.
Damn, you stole my idea…
All the real men stood back as Bertha, the Army’s newest trans-gender maiden, began to demonstrate her finally perfected, static emplacement, water-cooled, fully automatic strap-on to the general fear and amazement of the gathered on lookers……….For her gallantry, the joint chiefs awarded her the newly authorized “order of the rainbow,” and said that her demonstration lived up to the best traditions of America’s new armed forces.
The Rainbow Division. 42nd Infantry.
Ok boys, NOW let’s measure.
I heard this gizmo is great for a back massage…
You say this will jiggle my jiblets ehh boys?
Girl Power!
I was told to come out here and water the grass. This is the right gizmo is it not?
It looks like that thing had a folding stock that would make it easily concealable. It must be banned immediately!
When I say pull, you throw my smart phone as high as you can!
Get off my lawn.
Wrong way Ethel. Any enemy aircraft would be coming from the west.
Forget that! I’m aiming for Germany. I’m going to shoot that paper hanging son of a bitch!
“Let’s see the journalists and talk show hosts make fun of MY penis…”
Civilians should not have access to weapons of war like this. I propose common sense legislation to ban all weapons that fire rounds larger than 15mm. Its for the children!
Ok. Lets see that rabbit try to raid my garden THIS time…
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
An early version of the vibrating weight loss machine.
It aint over till the fat lady ping ping ping ping pings!
You got a holster for this? I prefer appendix carry.
Restraining order? I don’t need no steenkin’ restraining order.
No. Seriously. Stay Off The Petunias
Eyes and ears!
Mary the Machine Gunner didn’t make it on any WWII propaganda… America had a different use for her.
I BUILT this thing, boys; I candamned well use it!
I BUILT this thing, boys; I can damned well use it!
“Come Hell or High Water, I’m gonna man this machine gun!”
“and then I told ’em, SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!!!!!”
Maybe NOW the neighbors will turn the damn stereo down.
Is there a flash-bang for this?
They told Pelosi this was better than plastic surgery.
Jealous?
I show that crop duster what happens when you dust the wrong fields!
Compensate this!
Kate Smith finally gets a turn at a big one.
So you say you have a gun? Take a look at my water cooled, fire spitting, tripod mounted, belt fed baby.!
To be the man you’ve got to beat the mam!
This wasn’t exactly the kind of strap-on she had in mind…
Yeah, I can see Russia from my backyard too!!!
When the flying saucers started to come around, I just ignored them. But when the cow stopped giving milk, I decided to do something about it.
Your mama is so easy the soldiers call her “crew served”
Is that what’s known as “Pulling a belt” ?
I don’t know about that, but she say she is always “training “, whatever that means
That’s a funny looking broach on Maud”s coveralls.
It’s a fifty round belt. What you gotta ask yourself, punk, is did I fire 49 rounds or fifty? But being as how this is a water cooled .50 bmg, the most powerful handgun in the world and it will blow your head clean off…….
Little known fact that the vibrator was one of the very first home appliances
The off grid version took considerable development to get the cyclic rate optimized
not a caption but a question. Can I have one?
Say hello to my big assed friend.
Budda, budda, budda, pew, pew, pew. And that’s how I won the battle of bunker hill.
This telescope looks awesome.
Now, where is the slot for the dime?
And I thought the Hitachi was good…
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