The Other Tom in Oregon took last week’s prize. If you’d like a quality Black Arch Holster for your EDC gun, enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday at midnight.
The Other Tom in Oregon took last week’s prize. If you’d like a quality Black Arch Holster for your EDC gun, enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday at midnight.
“Okay, we’ve covered this whole thing in cotton camo using this gigantic Q-tip. Next, we have to camouflage the tip of the round so they don’t see it coming.”
“Sometimes it’s shy and won’t come out when people are watching.”
“Fix it, schnell!”
“Is it righty-tighty, lefty-loosey or the other way around?”
“Put a gun on the Hanomag, they said. It’s like having your own StuG they said… They’re not the ones having to load the damn thing.”
“In retrospect, the Wehrmacht experiments with large caliber muzzle loaders mounted to half tracks were not as combat effective as their advocates claimed. The duty of loader on such vehicles proved to be the least popular position in the Panzergrenadier regiments responsible for the field tests.”
“I telling you Fritz, I don’t sink it eez un muzzlelöder!”
“I think we’re gonna need a bigger swab!”
“Hey Fritz did you remember to clear the chamber?”, said Wilhem as he pulled the trigger.
“When we’re shooting at muzzies we lube the barrel with bacon fat, ‘cuz even allah likes the smell of bacon.”
“It’s OK. Hickok does it this way all the time.”
“Who says size doesn’t matter?”
What a time for a squib.
That’s what I was thinking!
Vy iss it alvays me! Lass time I gut shut in zee azz!
“Ramrodz Gun Swabs, now available in magnum sizes!”
You change the barrel next time comrade!
You change the barrel next time comrade!
Reminds me of my doctors visit after we invaded Amsterdam.
Pop off a round from your handgun. Let’s see how far he jumps….
This should be the winner. Not a single one of these made me laugh until i read this one.
“No Hans! Frog lube does not mean ram live frogs down ze barrel!”
Were he to look up, he would realize that a comrade had gone mad, and if he delayed in his task he was to share the fate wished upon his enemies…….
We’ll be home by Christmas! Look at how easy it is, rolling across the land in Russia!
Shnell shnell Hanz!!! Reinigen Sie die panzer fass!
“we are from the government… we are here to help!”
How to stop car jacking honest officer the T34 pointed a gun at me!
Should we tell him what happened to the last loader?
“No, I didn’t need a tax stamp. ATF says it’s still a half-track until one of the tires goes flat, then that counts as being re-manufactured into a short-barreled tank.”
Damn it Rudolf, it is powder, patch, then ball!
“P-put it in, Hans.”
“Oh Yeah ! Who’s your daddy? Say my name!”
Giraldo at the Roast of Bob Saget FTW!
“I cringed harder than watching my mom in a bukkake video…”
I don’t remember the “comedian” who said it, but this one makes me laugh…
“Best day of my life was when I found my dad’s porn in the back of the closet. Worst day of my life was when I found my mom’s porn in the back of the video store.”
That’d be Anthony Jeselnik, guy is a riot if you like dark comedy.
‘Thoughts and Prayers’ is on Netflix. It is hilarious, if you like Jeselnik.
Join the German army, they said. Apply for panzer training, they said. Russia in the springtime, they said.
What’s the worst that could happen, they said.
“Damnit!! Someone go back to town and get a scheisseload of Hoppes!”
Quick, somebody switch this thing from suck to blow!
If ve ver Sowjets, zee Amerikaners vudd give us zee Shermannsz!
Corrective action for Hans failed late night custom powder load.
I told you we shoulda bought a boresnake
“Ach! I knew we should have sprung for the real stuff instead of canola oil!”
Max: “Ja, Klaus, ram it, ram it, ram it, just like back home with Magda.”
Hans: “Who is Magda?’
Max: “Klaus’ dachshund.”
I never should’ve thrown away the manual.
“I could be safe at home in Dresden.”
Short arm inspection.
“You know, Hans, the corporal was a douche when he said it. But this does kind of remind me of your wife.”
Alas the German mobile sausage factory never caught on.
“We need that new cartridge technology!”
Three half wits in a half track
Anyone else smell vegetable oil?
“You see? I TOLD you that barrel extender was too small, Manfred!!”
“Stick that in Stalin’s pipe and smoke it, Hans!!!”
Okay, now hand me the duct tape!
No Hienz! The boresnake goes in the other way!
This is what happens when a kinder gentler military switches to paintballs
“Just the tip right?”
“Hit that stuck HP round harder! “Hans”
Pull out before it goes off.
Don’t pull the trigger, M’kay.
Well, there’s your problem.
My barrel is not short! We just came out of a cold stream!
“I was in the pool!!! There was shrinkage!!!”
Near the end of the war, things were going so badly for German troops that they were forced to use improvised ammunition. The frozen chicken rounds were particularly dangerous, due to the risk of salmonella.
pousser
pousser
pousser
pousser
the captain will never think to look here for the asbach…
The Dutch Boys marked their kill every time they flattened a store selling Benjamin Moore.
You know that’s just Crisco, right.
Ok, I think we trapped the chipmunk, Now what?
I told the LT. rimed and rimless do not interchange!!
You sure the other guys heat their MREs like this Hans?
Make sure that potato is rammed tight before I light the hairspray.
I see that Hans is getting ready for the next PANZERFAUST-ING!!
The Producers nailed this one long ago:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
Don’t be stupid, be a schmarty, come und join der Nazi party!
You vould haf zu stuff die weinerschnitzel in der kannon fur your lunsch!
Say “It’s not a job, it’s an adventure” 1 more time Hans and I swear this ramrod goes down your throat.
‘When can we start saying pew, pew, pew again?”
The thing that goes up is busted.
Its not the size of your cannon that matters, Its how you use it!
Switching to the uber-deadly .9mm barrel.
? It was a one eyed one horned polka dotted people shooter. ?
Reloading a harpoon for The Great Landshark Hunt.
It’s verstucken, now what?
Frank, this is going to hurt a little.
“the ‘bang!’ banner hasn’t been unfurling lately…”
It was not until now that Hansel realized what the panzer division recruiter meant by the phrase ” you will be ramming more than you could ever dream”
I told you not to rub your tube against those loose tracks down at the motor pool.
Why are the slavic sub humans rolling in brand new t-34’s and we master racers are using this cobbled together shit?
101.6
That and the spots… Ja, it’s caught the Flecktarn.
Fritz, Gunther! Hold my beer and watch this!
“Oh you. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you. Oh you…..”
“Shut the fuck up, Carl.”
NOT…the whole I envisioned stuffing on R&R.
You know why the German half track had white spots all over it?
Cause those Russians kept coming……..
Again with them negative waves, Moriarity.
DAMNIT!!!!! I said clean it, not make love to it!!!
Wait, Fritz stuck his what in the barrel?
Dis is vun helleva time to break in a new barrel.
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