LNJK took the prize in the first Black Arch Weekend Photo Caption Contest last week. Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday this week and you too will win a Black Arch Protos or Ace-1 Gen 2 holster. Good luck.
LNJK took the prize in the first Black Arch Weekend Photo Caption Contest last week. Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday this week and you too will win a Black Arch Protos or Ace-1 Gen 2 holster. Good luck.
@#!!**!! drones!
It takes a village…
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dis…”
How many times do I have to repeat myself, don’t stand so close, Fred.
Get off my lawn.
Earl, being hard of hearing, realized with horror that the salesman had not warned that the new rifle would be a “chick magnet”.
“Hold up for a second, that gnat needs help with a dingleberry”.
I laughed
Literal LOL!
If you would just move little closer to the broad side of the barn…
Has any told you your breath stinks?
Tracking point? I don’t need no tracking point!
“Fred, I hope that’s a roll of quarters in your pocket. ..”
That Silver Dollar proves this is a one moa gun.
Look, she’s too far away and really not worth the cost of the ammo!!! Just because she said you weren’t that good.
That varmint’s wearin’ some kind o’ fancy, noisy, plastic holster. Let’s run him outta town!
“Well, dammit if Freedom Group didn’t get a hold of this here rifle–the sights are put on crooked”
“First off, these buckhorn sights have got to go.”
Lucas wins his new friend the big teddy bear.
LOL
Win vote for this guy ^.
I’ll prove to you that Harvey is real!
Everyone in town is amazed by Larry’s split times with his new Tac-Con trigger.
You forgot to take the safety off again!
What’s the twist rate on that barrel, 1 in 9? I’d have gotten 1 in 7 so I can shoot the heavier grain.
Pro tip #235: open your other eye when looking down the sights.
Jeb, I can’t get it to shoot straight, I think the barrel might be bent.
Nah cleatus, you just suck, I know this guy, James yeager, he’ll fix ya up.
Assault rifle. 1876.
In my day we didn’t have video games and computers. We all gathered on mainstreet and took turns shooting the red rider after church.
Nobody shot their eye out.
Any idiot can rope the moon, Mary. Watch this…..
Top left pane, third window from the right.
“Tonight we’re gonna party like its
Eighteen
Seventy
Three”
OH, Damn. Bobby Jim you shoulda’ got the model with the hIgh power scope. Your cousin Bobbi Joe is getting changed, and I can’t see.
Squirrel!!!
People have an issue with people carrying rifles at a low ready, but a high ready is even worse.
You all come in real close so we all can learn a lesson about not wearing eye pro together.
And I guarantee that your accuracy will improve with this new fangled shoulder thingy that goes up!
Ok, here goes my first office pop. That’s a thing, right?
“And … Pow! Right in the kisser”
If we can just get that street light out we will be able to watch her
Fifty bucks says ya can’t ring the church bell!
“Does it come in .300 Blackout?”
The local medicine man couldn’t understand why there was a sudden influx of patients presenting with rapid hearing loss…
“I’m second”.
“I’m third”.
.44-40. Cause the .43-39 was for wimps.
“Roy, please don’t say ‘pew pew pew’ when demoing a gun for customers.”
The day bush senior just had it with junior…..sent him down range to collect a prize….wink wink ?!
Keep going george! Yer doing great boy!
Made the boys in congress happy.
“Aim high boys, they’re riding Clydesdales!”
“LNJK took the prize in the first Black Arch Weekend Photo Caption Contest last week.”
I realize TTAG is your website & you can run your caption contests however the hell you like, but would it kill you guys to also provide the actual winning caption when you announce the winner?
By my count LNJK submitted five captions last week- which one tickled y’all’s funny bone? Or did he win on points, like in a boxing match, by submitting a bunch of moderately amusing captions that gave him the win when aggregated together?
PS- While I’m kvetching, it would also be preferable to announce the winner in an update to the original blog post, in addition to this week’s contest blurb.
Hmmmm?
Decaf might be a better choice.
Just saying ?.
Ummm, Jimmy…..it appears that you are left eye dominant…..
“Did anyone witness Mr. Smith firing the high capacity assault weapon in the Gun Free Zone?”
“…and THIS is why none of those FW 190’s or Me 109’s never got my B-17….”
“I gotcher Pilgrim, Duke – reach for your ankles!”
Well now, I, I, I think I’d like it a might better if it was a bullpup. Then I could keep it in the buckboard’s glovebox.
Stewart: “What should I aim for?”
Man 1: “Aim north by northwest”
Man 2: “The rear window”
Stewart- “I call this one ‘The shot around the corner’ “
Why Shaq agreed to have the Apple on his head is beyond me
This is what happens when a government committee designs a dishwasher.
“Uh, fellows, if you want me to shoot Liberty Valance you’re going to have to give me some breathing room…. AND STOP STARING!”
“Now.. this lever gun is all well and good… but how about something in a smaller caliber, lightweight and semiautomatic?”
Say what one more time, motherfucker.
Only thing worse than having one rifle in the whole damn town was having just one woman.
Stewart- “The jackass behind me who keeps whispering- “Say Hello to my little friend” had better shut up & take a step back!”
Hey look, everybody. We got a badass over here.
For real? A street light pop is a thing here?
Stewart- “Don’t worry, Governor, I’m going to get a harrumph outta that guy!”
“Take your time. We got all day.”
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