Bobby B took the honors last week. That means he’ll get to choose a brand new Black Arch holster for his favorite gun. If you’d like one too, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck.
Bobby B took the honors last week. That means he’ll get to choose a brand new Black Arch holster for his favorite gun. If you’d like one too, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck.
Time to end this with a bang!
Hard to tell if it’s time to end this since you can’t see the hands on the clock!
BTW, plea to RF – when you post these every week could you at least include a link to the previous week article so we can look up the picture and the comment that actually won? Bonus, it might give you some extra page clicks!
ya it’s too much to scroll back a full week of posts. and then roll down to find the winning comment. do like the new yorker (in this regard only) and include a thumbnail with the winning entry underneath the new contest image.
btw, i believe that is a hammond (yup, the organ guy) clock. he designed the works to not restart after an electrical outage was restored, so that it would be more quickly determined that such had occurred.
“When I said ‘Hands!’ I didn’t mean you should take the ones off my clock!”
/;-D
Or
“Yes, officer, as my motion-activated camera proves, he got stupid at exactly 20 minutes to 8!”
Glad I’m not the only one trying to guess what time it is…
I’ll bet nobody under 35 can even read that clock.
Hey! I resemble that comment!
In an effort to increase sales, “Shooting Times” introduces their new “Page Five Girl.”
I’m olvating. Get in the bedroom, NOW!
“After 10, 2 and 4, I’ll still have three rounds left.” 🙂
So, smart guy – still think you’re going to clean my clock?
She’s about to prove that .38 is better than 911.
“What time is it? It’s Shoot A Fool In The Ass O’clock. That’s what time it is.”
Time for a holdup!
“I said eat your damn dinner! Eat it!”
My daddy so wanted to see my wedding. It’s a shame he can’t be here. But he left me some CCI shotshells in his will… So needs must.
Yes, Reverend, he does…
I said it’s time for bed, NOW!
“You can wear the pants in the family. I’ll carry the gun.”
“Dummy. You brought a dick to a gunfight.”
One, Two, Three O’ Clock, Four O’Clock Glock….
This revolver fires from a 12 o’clock cylinder position.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Do I look in distress to you?
No means No!
Don’t come any closer, or I’ll be forced to pull the trigger and nothing will happen, because I forgot to cock a single action revolver!
UT campus carry success.
I told you to NOT TOUCH MY BRUSH!
She loved revolvers for their timeless simplicity and reliability
What time is it? Why, it’s .357 of course…
So you think my sister is pretty?
My mother told me not to wear white after Labor Day once……..ONCE!
No, Fairy Godmother. Two o’clock, NOT midnight!
My sister in law told me not to wear white after Labor Day once…….ONCE!
Is this Pussy Galore’s mom? Is the revolver gold plated? If so, like mother like daughter. Pussy Galore’s preferred gun was a gold plated S&W .45 ACP revolver in the movie Goldfinger.
“In my ass? I don’t think so mister”.
Not that it matters, but I vote for JWM’s “What time is it? It’s Shoot A Fool In The Ass O’clock. That’s what time it is.” with dh34’s “One, Two, Three O’ Clock, Four O’Clock Glock….” a close second.
I’m outta time, under the gun, and my back’s against the wall. It is clear as black and white.
Lady, you don’t have to hold a gun on me, I’m willing.
“I said show me the clock, not show me your cock, u nasty pervert”
“Go ahead Dice finish that dirty nursery rhyme I dare ya”
“is the blue pill working yet, because your time is about up”
What time is it? Time to die!
I said stay back I don’t have time for your nonsense
Times Up
“You’re LATE”
That thing’s been hard for over four hours. It’s time to put it out of it’s misery.
Rod Serling my ass, I got your Twilight Zone, right here!
I’m menstrating, i can plead insanity now!!
“Alright, just hold it right there mister… is that an IWB or are you just happy to see me?”
Liberal conversion moment.
(offscreen) “I’m not coming for your guns…trust me, Im Hillary Clinton, when have I ever lied”
Touch me and I’ll shoot your hands off; ask the clock.
“You’re damn straight my clock is ticking, now strip!”
I told you to your hands off my clock hands. Now you lose your hands.
Hammer time.
“I said be home for dinner by 6:30… what time is it now? Don’t get smart with me mister, I know I’m blocking your view of the clock.”
Time flies like a bullet
You don’t need a clock to know when it’s time to die.
“Those who know the value of time, use it in preparation for eternity”-Dugnet
“Baby, I can explain the lipstick on my shirt. The lipstick on my briefs will take a bit longer.”
Do you really want to see if time heals all wounds?
“Better three hours too soon than a minute too late”-Shakespeare
I’m not waiting for a nooner.
I told you “Not Tonight!” I have a headache!
“One guess, and one guess only-quickly!-without peeking at your wrist…………what time is it?”
(as Culture Club’s ‘Time won’t give me time’ plays in the background.)
Let’s bang like clockwork.
38 39 whatever it takes…
Make that ‘beer thirty’ joke one more time!
now take my clothes off, and don’t let me catch you wearing them again!
Dying time is here.
Heard you would prefer I had 38’s, well now I do!
I told her to buy a GLOCK and learn how to shoot, but I don’t think she heard me right.
No timing problems with my revolver!
check out my recoil pad
Obsession: by Calvin Klein
Or.
Abduction: by Calvin Klein
Finally someone accurately depicted a woman’s attitude when it’s their “time of the month”.
I said take your blue pill.
“Employees are free to use the in house range but it has to be off the clock”
Mary realized that the calm display of her revolver was much more effective in deterring potential rapists than the frantic waving of a rubber dildo.
Bob had always thought his ex was crazy, but when she snapped he found that the restraining order was even less effective against potential incoming fire than a ‘gun free zone’ sign, he could at least hide behind that. His momma always said “don’t marry crazy…”, now he wished he had listened, or at least kept the pistol in the divorce.
Guns and Women, both timeless works of art.
“Why, I carry at 6 O’Clock, between Thelma and Louise here”.
Around the clock security, night shift.
“The real reason Bobby B’s comment won, and it’s about time…she needed a holster.”
“You buy me one more heart shaped necklace, I swear…”
Mary might have heard the intruder coming and might have prevented her own murder if her hearing hadn’t been overwhelmed by the Tick, Tock of that giant damn clock.
Does this gun make me look fat?
the shadow knows…..
“Say Never Trump one more time!”
At that moment, knowing the children were upstairs and Tom was away at war Betty realized it was up to her to protect their home. As she aimed the old service revolver, time seemed to stand still.
Time seemed to stand still when Vanessa pulled out her piece. I couldn’t decide which was more dangerous, the broad or her Smith.
Time of death was between 5:25 and 8:40.
And if this here pea shooter don’t work, I’ll give you both barrels with these bazookas!
“You should be more concerned about where *my* little hand is.”
Donna now understood why her sociology professor was so rabidly anti campus carry. Thankfully she’d ignored his pathetic attempt at a ‘no Beretta’ sign and brought her trusty revolver to the meeting about ‘grades’ he’d asked her to attend. Today he would learn that no does in fact mean no.
You can see what’s in my hand ,that time is on my side
in a forced whisper “You’ve stolen the hands from my clock, but you havn’t stolen my hands. No, and you havn’t stolen this eather, have you? Now give me back my clock parts and leave, before I get angery.”
Say “Make me a sammich.” ONE MORE TIME!! (See what I did there..)
God made woman, mister, as you can plainly see. But Sam Colt made us equal. Goodbye.
A Glock? I thought you said you wanted a CLOCK.
Put the Goddamn seat down!
Oh! Great! My freakin’ hair is stuck in these clock hands and someone’s knocking down my bedroom door, again!
What time is it?
Time to change my shorts.
“A Time To Kill” the original.
Looks like I’m at the wrong place at the wrong time.
2A version of “Alice in Wonderland”
Tick…Tock
Robert always says “nothing good ever happens after 2am”
Hickory, dickory, dock.
A hottie was guarding her clock.
The clock struck seven,
The perp went to heaven.
Hickory, dickory, dock
TIME TO DIE!
“Time, time, time is on my side, yes it is… “
“your precious wall clock will be right twice a day forever more. don’t be late again.”
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