Srirachapocalypse took last week’s honors. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments before midnight Sunday.
Srirachapocalypse took last week’s honors. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments before midnight Sunday.
“As you wish…” 🙂
“So I’m cross eye dominant. I’m also dominant in other ways….”
Badabing!
Dammit. Beat me to it. Well played.
“I’ve got you in my sight…sssssss”
“Not there; there! Not there; there! Ah…there.”
Or any of the other Phil Ken Sebben single-eye-perspective jokes
Also, that ejection port looks like it’s about a half inch long; what’s that all about?
This is the version of “Steele Magnolias” I wanted to see!
“Wanna (wink, mouth clicks)”
“No, I meant ‘call your pony’!”
No form but… What form!
Make my eyes twinkle again!
I’ve had my eye on you since you walked in here
” here’s looking at you but shooting the guy standing five foot to the left of you”
I may be cross eye dominant, but I have excellent trigger discipline!
The version of “Moms Demand Action” I wanted to see!
Hey Dan! How the fuck did you get a picture of my wife?!
Catch you later Mr Bloomberg.
+1
18% gratuity is included in the check. Oh, you want to see the manager?
I’ve got the manager right here.
Gun free zone?
Hell no!
This is a Guns Free zone.
“Would you care to repeat that comment about my tits to Miss Manners here?”
The menu said buy a 22 oz beer, get a free shot.
It’s amazing how far you can get with a wink and a smile… and a gun.
I see the way your looking at me… I don’t like it
“You’re a real pistol, ain’tcha?”
Hey Chuck…..Bang! Your It!
Here, hold my Chablis…
Chuck was such a good show.
Yeah, it was good fun. Loved the characters.
Not the most accurate depiction of guns but Yvonne sure is purdy.
I knew the waitresses at Denny’s were surly but this is just ridiculous.
Paul53 is the only man for me!
“Grab my ass again…”
I have a secret… I am not really left-eye dominant! (Opens right eye)
The restroom is over there past the bar. Take a right at the stuffed jackalope and you can’t miss it.
We’re not just going to let you walk out of here.
Who’s we, sucker?
Smith, and Wesson, and me.
Wink, wink, say no more!
I SAID SAY NO MORE!!
I’m your Huckleberry…
You wouldn’t kick me out of bed for being left eye dominant, would’ya?
“Right back at’cha, Big Guy.”
Damn! Which eye do I close again?
“Put your pride and joy back in your pants before someone gets hurt”
In a different show I was “7 of 9”. Mess with me and can hit you 7 of 9 !
Left eye dominatrix
The gun: “Hello? My sights are DOWN HERE!”
^ahahahahaha!!!!
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Yvonne to bang you, you want to bang me
“I only need one contact to kill ya”
Cross-dominance: There’s a right way and then there’s a wrong way…
…and then there is cross-dressing.
Let’s see if I can hit that clown.
Got something in my eye again, knew I should’ve wore my shooting glasses.
So… Off the concrete, through the plywood, past the flaming apple, nothing but 10 ring. With my weak eye only. This is a really weird game of horse.
Oh you want to play rough? Well, I’m not submissive… I’m cross-eye dominant.
I was too grossed out by the Smith and Wesson auto to notice the girl.
“If you are to wink at ME……this is how you do it…..got it?……Good.”
“I’m sorry President Trump, what were you trying to grab?” Too soon right?
Careful!
When I open my other eye…
I still wont know what to do with this!
I’m a real blond and you should not question that!!!
I’d give my right eye for a better sight picture…
In high school, we used to like to ask the cute female clerks where the left handed crescent wrenches are. So, I go to this party later that night after one of the pranks. One of the chicks from the store earlier pulls out a gun, and asks me, “…if I like her left handed Ruger P89.” And, that is what she did.
Quoting Lando, “it works every time.”
“Go ahead, tell us another dumb blonde joke, we’re just dying to one more…”
Is there a gun in that picture?
Waffle house has started a new customer service training program.
“Old school hardware, I like it.”
“She takes a very laid-back approach to point shooting”
We’ll bang, OK?
” you’re going to grab me by my what….?”
R rated movie.
”If I squint just right…well…I will be able to shoot that cheating bastards tiny d!2k clean out of that bitches mouth”
“Here’s looking at you, Dan Z.” (wink, wink)
A 10? No sir, 6906…
Just in case I missed in the previous one: “A 10? No sir, more like 5906.
Blonde operator operating blindly.
Donald, don’t think about touching me there, got it?
Don’t forget to tip your waitress. She’s a “crack” shot.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
“See, I keep my finger off the trigger where it belongs. If you had kept your fingers off me where THEY belonged, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”
Is that your gun Miss Moneypenny?
Why yes James, this is my gun. Now that you’ve seen mine drop your pants and show me yours.
Try closing one eye to get the proper sight alignment? Why? It isn’t helping!
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