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Is that a Luger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Glock on the streets, Luger in the sheets!
You may be a gun nut if you noticed the Luger.
You at least failed the gay test.
I’m just going to powder my Luger darling, Ill be ready soon.
Now honey, what have I told you about trigger discipline?
Mr. Bond, it’s impolite to stare.
you walk in see her gaze, and her pistol…..your thoughts wander………..did I take my Viagra?
her gaze tells you……………..you best have not forgotten………..
the saga continues…….
Speaking of a silky, smooth trigger…
I said, not tonight. I’ve got a headache!
Ah, welcome Georg! That fellow Johann Browning with his 9mm Kurz just wan’t man enough, so I am glad to wee you!
Ouch. “wee” should be “see” of course. Dang fingers.
Well, some people are into that whole golden shower thing
Does this gun make my butt look big?
Winner!
The pouty look says she won’t like the answer… no matter what he says. LOL
“Oh . . . Hun! You’re home early . . . . too bad for you.”
If that’s the one-armed man my doctor told me about…
I will ask you again, and this time think very cerefully about your answer. “Does this dress make my butt look big?”
We’re going dancing tonight, understand?
She captured his heart, killed him and took his gun. Truly a “battlefield pickup”
“What immortal hand or eye could frame her fearful symmetry?”
Honey? Be honest , do I look fat in this dress ?
Darling, Be honest , do I look fat in this dress ?
An elegant weapon from a more civilised age. And she’s holding a pistol.
^ This gets my vote.
Yes, well played.
Ding
#Triggered
Mrs. White, in the bedroom, with the revolver.
It’s like blanks. They’re called “Ich lüge” bullets.
“Don’t worry. I always use protection.”
NO MEANS NO!
Natasha before she let that retard Boris talk her into spending her life in a fruitless chase for a cartoon moose and squirrel.
Make sure your bullet is properly lubricated and seated to the right depth. Also hope for a tight crimp!
Oh, this? This is my bedside gun. Every woman should have one.
Are you here to fill my magazine?
While it’s not capable of full auto, I’m happy to set for selective fire, and always hope for a high pressure output.
Are you the right caliber to properly fit my chamber?
When you said you were going to powder your nose, i didnt think you would use cordite!
Luger? I don’t even know her.
Black Arch Holsters. Slip into something more comfortable.
“I do so love this gun, dahling, but it’s never going to fit in my Flashbang Bra Holster.”
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Luger, for when he can’t see the scathing soul burning stare from across the room.
“Looks can kill…”
…but a Luger kills better…
Rick James, bitch.
Tonight, I’m telling *you* what your limit on schnitzengruben is, got it?
or
It’s simple- either you give me “la petite mort” or I give you the big version, right between the eyes.
Winner! (The second offering.)
Don’t you even think about creampie!!!
Do you think I’m pretty?
9mm vs. .45 is the sign of an immature mind. The real question is satin or silk.
Yes?
Does this make me look fat?
Mirror mirror in the wall didn’t give me the best answer of all.
So tell me the truth, do you think I’m pretty?
You know how to whistle, don’t you? Well? Do you punk?
Who’s Karen, my name is Sue…now you gonna die
No, no, you’ve got this concealment thing all wrong. You’re supposed to *dress* around the gun!
Wenn ich, dass Sie einen schönen Körper hatte Sie es gegen mich halten würde sagte?
WOW A cordless hair dryer how futuristic. I can’t wait to try it.
Moms Demand Action. Right Now.
a photo of 2asux’s mother. Splains a lot.
“Is Helga gonna have to shoot a bitch?!”
Now where is that Rhett Butler?
Next person who tries to start a conversation about either political party is mulch!
Nein, I’m not a German spy.
This is my powder room. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Darling, do you have any extra Winchester PDX1 147 gr jacketed hollow points?
Ok honey, I will let you play with it, but be careful not to limp wrist it like the other night.
“I certainly hope that’s a Black Arch holster you’ve brought for my Luger.”
In the green room… after the debate…
Cosmo Magazine, I will do my own gunsplaining you can stick to your terrible sex articles.
And then she heard a wrapping, a wrapping, gently tapping at her chamber door.
Quoth the Maiden,
“Step through and I’ll show you Nevermore!”
I just ND’d
… and so did I. Give me about a half hour.
The first Bond woman getting into character in her dressing room.
(“Bond woman”, as in supporting actress to James Bond 007.)
You wanna put that WHERE?!? Not tonight, buster!
Holster your gun into my holster or I will show you how a real gun works.
Now come on in Mr. Bump in the night, don’t be shy.
How many times I’ve told you not to disturb me when I’m working on my trigger mechanics!
Finger! DQ! What?
You better have brought some protection. If not, I’ll have to use mine.
Honey, where’s my BA holster? It’s about time you buy your own!
I’ll show you how nice a lady I can be…
Make love to me or I will make war against you.
So Georg, you have shown me your new design. Now, can you put your bullet into my chamber?
911? 9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9 is more like it. You’ll be saying nein before I’m thru.
That’s the look you get on your face when you realise, as the sirens draw closer, that you just shot some dumbass tweaker with your classic Luger and now it’s going to the evidence locker. Never to be seen again.
Shoulda bought that Sigma and stashed the luger in a safe.
Marching into France? Again? Let’s try something different this time. Russia.
be a darling and grind off the front sight before you go, nambu.
I’m the president now BILL and you are staying in tonight
She: “Am I teasing you? Does that make you uneasy?”
He: “All the better…”
She: “I know what it takes to make you happy.”
He: “Aren’t you the precocious one?”
She: “What I know will make the other girls blush.”
He: “I’m starting to think you’re a double agent.”
She: “Just look into my eyes and tell me what you see…”
Not sure if I’m supposed to start fapping or search Gunbroker for a reasonably priced Luger… or both…
The bullet got bigger and bigger. Then it struck me!
Leather and lace. Guess I’ll just let myself out. Sorry to intrude.
I do not always carry, but when I do, I carry a Luger.
The lady prefers Luger
Hearing another stalker in the closet, Erin Andrews decided to take matters into her own hands this time.
What?! Bill and the dumbocrat gang is in town for a Hillary rally?! Better lock up the house, hide the children and arm the women.
You think me the weaker sex? My Luger doesn’t agree.
From the “Women of Cologne” Calendar – circa New Year’s 1950
Concealed means concealed in Gloria Grahame’s new line of conceal carry evening and night wear.
“Really darling, you’re being foolish if you think yours is bigger than mine”
“I told you. No More Wire Hangers!”
Yes, dear, it is a big gun but it disappears when in my Black Arch holster!
A girl just can’t get a decent holster to match her evening attire. What’s a girl supposed to do?
Husband: Hey Honey… ah never mind. It must be that time of the month again. G’night!
Some days you just don’t want to clean your damn Luger. And the dishwasher is busted so she has to do it by hand.
“You can make your own sandwich tonight, dear.”
“You should have told me you was married, baby”
You think this is impressive?
– I have a martini rifle & 500 rounds under here.
Hows that for concealed carry mien capitan.
Yes I actually am wearing this to sleep… Oh you mean this old thing? Its coming too
The second one through the door will marry me.
La Belle Dame Sans Merci
Introducing Moms Defending America
Hillary, is that you, dear?.Let’s talk about that 25% gun tax.
Freddy Kruger/Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers Fucked with the Wrong Sexy Chick.
Shortest slasher movie ever made.
What is a great way to carry a gun with her body?
Put it in her black arch holster of course. Several times.
Gloria Grahame was a great noir actress. Just amazing.
Always practice safe sex! ?
I dare you, I double dare you- ask me again if the carpet matches the curtains!
^^^^^^ Gets my vote ???
When a divorce is just not going to happen fast enough. Options, always options.
“Dear I simply must insist on something in a stainless steel finish next time. Blued steel clashes horribly with my silk and satin gowns.”
Beautiful defense.
“Safe word? Dah-ling, I have no need of a ‘safe’ word.”
When she says put you gun into my holster or else.
Darling, can you provide more caliber.
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