TTAG reader MN sent us an email that’s making the rounds. Feel free to add your own California-to-Texas gun terms translations in the comments below.
CALIFORNIA…………………………………TEXAS
Arsenal of Weapons……………………… Gun Collection
Heavily Armed……………………………… Well-protected
Commonsense Gun Control…………… Gun Confiscation Plot
Sniper Rifle…………………………………… Scoped Deer Rifle
High Capacity Magazine………………… Standard Capacity Magazine
The Gun Lobby………………………………. NRA Members
Assault Weapon……………………………… Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine)
Stockpile Of Ammunition………………………………….Enough To Get Through A Trip To The Range
Stockpiling! Hahahahahaaaa.
Relevant video: http://youtu.be/4NyCx2N4T8U
Love it!
Gunfire killed…. the killer shot
Highpowered Rifle……………………Rifle
Shoulder thing that goes up………Huh?
outstanding
YOU! win the internet!! Well done!!!
CALIFORNIA TEXAS
Strap on ——- Open carry
Wearing protection —– Ceramic body plates
California. Most other places
Strap on. Dang it there are children present! Put that away!
Strap-on? Like the one DiFi wears in the Conrad the Constitution videos?
Thanks, just spilled coffee all over my desk.
Gun Nut……………………………..citizen of a free republic
California — Ammunition cache
Texas — Down to 2,000 rounds — must go shopping
The gun just went off!——— Some D–n fool pulled the trigger!
i really like this one, too
and we have a winner!
Oh sure RF, make me feel bad! lol
California: 2a fanatic, uncompromising rabble-rousing gun nut, unfit to live among reasonable Californians
Texas: Silverman
Semiautomatic hand gun………Hand gun (non-pirate type)
civilized society………………………………….disarmed society
thing that goes up………………………………….barrel shroud
full auto………………………………….semi auto
believes that 90% of Americans support more gun control laws disguised as “universal background checks”………………………………….knows better
My two votes go to you (Eric) for this classic bit of wisdom:
California: “Believes that 90% of Americans support more gun control laws disguised as “universal background checks”…………………………………. vs Texas: “knows better”
and to SleeStac for his equally brilliant observation:
California: “Politician” ……………………………….. vs Texas: “douchebag”
Clip………………….Magazine
California…………………………………Texas
30 clip magazine……………………..In development
6 people killed by active shooter with assault weapon — 2 killed by stabbing, 1 by car, 3 by shooting
How have you and your family been?
How’s your mama and ‘dem?
It’s down the road a little bit.
It’s down yonder a ways.
Iced Tea with sugar.
Sweet tea.
You guys.
Y’all.
You think?
You reckon?
What is …. (as in ‘what is it that we need to do?’)
What all… (as in ‘what all do we need to do?’)
I’m about to.
I’m fixing to.
I can do this all day.
I know it’s not guns stuff, but it’s still fun.
agreed
As a lifelong southern boy, this is very accurate.
I can keep going…
That guy.
Ol’ boy.
Dinner.
Supper.
It is not.
No it ain’t.
Completely.
Plumb.
Screamed.
Hollard.
I live in Texas.
Most people I know in Texas don’t talk like uneducated morons. Sorry.
Native Texan here, born and raised.
It’s a joke, lighten up
My bad 🙂
Don’t forget to hitch up your pants when you say “I’m fixin’ to…”
r-u-n-n o-f-t!
Pants.
Breeches.
“Ghost gun”………. what?
“Ceramic Glock 7″……. Ho, ho, ho?
CALIFORNIA…………………………………TEXAS
Politician…………………………………………….douchebag
California —- Texas
911 ——— Colt 1911
Tied for the win!
Unemployed………….Employed
State Income Tax……. My money
Armed…………Citizen
Deficit………..Surplus
Nice!
Texas ————— California
Arms Trafficker — Senator
Damn!
I was going to add:
Safety Champion……………………Gun Smuggler
Assault type rifle ……………….. gun
Simulated replica weapon …… bb gun
Open carry ……………… Out for a walk
Gunfire ……………………………. plinking
I’ll do some gun ones now…
Mag limits.
I can only fit 10 Pmags in this range bag.
Bullet button.
What the hell is wrong with your rifle?
Mirco stamping.
Are those like little postage stamps…?
Lead free bullets.
Y’all get free ammo?!?!
Microstamping ………. Tiny little postage stamps
I love that one.
Can’t go into that bar with your gun buddy…………Can’t go into that bar with your gun pardner.
That’s about the truth of it.
felon….. law abiding gun owner with a 12 round mag.
felon….. someone who passed a background check and WALKED OUT SAME DAY with the gun.
felon…. law abiding gun owner without a registered gun.
felon…. concealed carrier.
felon….. someone who has a lot of cosmetic features on their msr.
California ——————————————————– Texas
Arrested for carrying a gun in my car ————- Tuesday
It’s been posted before, but how can you do a Cali v. RoT comparision without this. (It originally came out a few years ago after Gov. Perry ended a coyote with his Ruger LCP during a jog. I’ve added a couple of embellishments.)
CALIFORNIA: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 for testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds to implement a “coyote awareness” program for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
9. Security agent’s union demands arbitration; union-affiliated arbitration panel grants agent lifetime disability and immediate full pension. Security agent then gets another state job.
10. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
11. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files suit against the State. Legislative committee immediately convened to discuss terms of surrender.
TEXAS: The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and advances rapidly toward the Governor and his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his legally-carried Ruger LCP. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .380 hollow point round. The taxpayers pay nothing.
2. Governor and dog continue jogging. Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And people wonder why the California economy sucks while the Texas economy booms . . . .
I like this one best.
The WINNER!
Chicken dinner for LKB.
LKB +1000
I believe in caring arms you can have guns in your home our forefathers fought for that
TX Commonsense Gun Control: At the range: Getting off the X, presenting concealed weapon and burst firing 5 of 5 rounds into the target while moving off line…..
California
Enhanced Shooting Aid
Texas
New stock for my rifle or shotgun
State Assemblyman ….. Gun Runner w/ Mob Connections
US Senator ……………… Scum sucking vermin
Privileges granted by the State…………………………………….Rights.
Common sense regulation………………………………..Infringement.
Domestic Terrorists………………………………..Law abiding gun owners
Guns are killing our children – Crazy people with mental issue and evil people are killing our children
2200 rounds 9mm. 1200 rounds .223. 9mm pistol with “high capacity” 17 round magazines (4), AR-15 with “high capacity” 30 round magazines (4) and a “super-high capacity” 60 round magazine, .22 single shot rifle and 100 rounds .22LR, .177 pellet rifle and 50 pellets, 1942 Mosin Nagant and 20 rounds 7.62X54R. OH! Soon to have “silencer”. (Kommifornia = “assassin”)
Kommifornia = Arsenal. Warmonger. Psycho gun-nut.
Texas = ammo and gun poor.
BTW. What I own.
Liberty …………. Tyranny
California: Feinstein . . . . Texas: CRUZ!
California >>> Mental and physical abuse
Texas >>>> Gun Range
7 round Magazine……………….My mag spring is broken or needs some oil
AWB
Assualt Weapon Ban…………..Ass Whoopnn’ Barbeque
10
Interstate freeway……………….mm
410
Ain’t got any…………………………………..shot gun or San Antonio Ring Road
If California actually tried to mess with Texas
………………………………………………..
California Obliterated worse than the Bronco’s in the the SuperBowl.
Worse than the Heat at the hands of the Spurs.
Good one!
You guys…. it’s pronounced Commiefornia.
ppffff. You’d think that would have caught on by now.
Silencer…………………Suppressor
Nah, I still like “PRK” too much.
We more devolved now…it’s Kommieforina. Political Douche bag = Kevin DeLeon.
One of the reasons why we “keep” firearms ……………………………….. Where we “keep” ’em
“C A L I F O R N I A – Nearly fully disarmed for the next Civil War” [c’mon you can do it]
It’s going to be fun for that DypShyt Kevin DeLeon to get the nearly 3,000,000 firearms sold in Kommieforina since 2008 out of the hands of citizens. We’re not even talking about all the AR’s that have been built up.
California: May issue
Texas: Won’t issue
You got it all wrong..,
Cal: Elite issue.
Tex: Shall issue.
Ooh I have one…
Scary place to live…….. (open) Carry place to live.
Feinstein…..Cruz
Gov what’s his name….Gov Rick Perry
T-A-X-E-S……T-E-X-A-S
California= murdered disenfranchised youth
Texas= dead criminal
Don’t you mean ‘Murdered sweet innocent aspiring rapper child’?
Cali Tex
High powered rifle Ruger 10/22
California: Silencer. Texas: Actually a Muzzlebreak
Road Sign: CA =Direction or info TX =Metal Target
Budweiser can: CA=recycling TX=Red wing dove (target)
Fruit: CA=food/politician TX=exploding target
MDA: CA=anti-gun hate group TX=get a baby sitter
Special Agent Utah………Chuck Norris, (Walker Texas Ranger).
Car:
TX= 3/4 ton, diesel crew cab 4×4
CA=Prius
This reminds me of an old military joke….
When told to secure a building, the Navy will turn off the coffee pot, lights and lock the door on the way out.
The Army will surround it with troops, and armor if available, and await further orders.
The Marines will send in a reinforced squad, kick in the doors, clear it room by room, place C4, exfil and demo it.
The Air Force will use emergency procurement authorization for a 180 day lease with an option to extend for a year.
Texas would destroy those silly little sheep in COMMIEFORNIA. The only mess that COMMIEFORNIA would have to deal with, is the mess in their panties after Texas kicks their dumb asses back to the stone age.
We’d still have to watch out for Austin. Dang Hippies, they are already in Texas.
California —————————————Texas
Gun Violence Prevention Order ————Waco
It’s not always a joke, guys.
California: Way too much ammo.
Texas: Not nearly enough ammo.
Naturally growing plant in your backyard … Prison sentence
I don’t know what sate your saying would do what but both states would send militarized police to serve a no knock raid all over a plant.
Point ceded.
California – Ghost Gun
Texas – ?!?!?!
Simulated replica weapon …… Banana
Simulated replica weapon …… Half eaten rectangular breakfast pastry
Simulated replica weapon …… Finger & Thumb
Simulated replica weapon …… 2 inch tall plastic army solder
Simulated replica weapon …… doodle on scrap paper with pencil
Simulated replica weapon …… stick
California………………………………………………………..Texas
Weapon of Mass Destruction…………………………….Kel-Tec PMR-30
Death………………………………………………………………Life
Gun Free Zone……….Out of State
Armed and suspicious……….Clothed
Violent Posturing……….Kids playing
California…rebel Texas……gun owner
California: Texas:
Politician……………………………………………………Asshole
Mass-murdering baby killer………………………….Concealed Carrier
Eek!………………………………………………………….Howdy
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!……………..Gun
Full-auto……………………………………………………Semi-auto
Assault rifle……………………………………………….AR-15
Myth…………………………………………………………DGU
God………………………………………………………….Michael-frickin’-Bloomberg
Clip…………………………………………………………..Magazine
Bullet button………………………………………………Inconvenience
Mag-cap ban……………………………………………..Futility
High-capacity magazine………………………………Standard capacity magazine
Adam Lanza………………………………………………Gun owners
Mass-murdering-baby-killing-evil-bastards…….NRA
Sniper rifle…………………………………………………Pop’s deer rifle
Truth…………………………………………………………Inconvenience
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