Everyday Carry Pocket Dump of the Day – Justin Mullinix

March 10, 2017

You have to be equipped for just about anything when you’re an “evil overlord and button pusher.” As Lord Justin says, “Aside from my leather messenger bag with my non-defensive edc items, this is what I carry around on my body for defensive purposes.” See everything he carries at Everyday Carry . . .

26 COMMENTS

Srirachapocalypse March 10, 2017 At 14:10

This is up there for one of the dumber ones.
Throwing knives: check
Baton: check
Cheap 380: check
Passport for some reason: check

Agent Neck Beard reporting for Mall Ninja Duty!
- Cknarf March 10, 2017 At 14:26
  
  Hey, now. The Bersa Thunder is a fantastic firearm. Great quality for the price.
  - Chris75 March 10, 2017 At 14:29
    
    I got to agree with you on that. I have nothing but good things to say about Bersa.
  - Srirachapocalypse March 10, 2017 At 15:21
    
    I actually think Bersa is good for the money, I just thought his choice of gun was all too fitting as an International Man of Mystery lol.
    - Cknarf March 10, 2017 At 16:35
      
      Bondin’ on a budget lmao.
  - Paul March 11, 2017 At 06:39
    
    My Bersa 380 is more reliable than a much more expensive PPQ, due to the shallower feed ramp. It fits in my pocket, and is very accurate. I have hit pop cans offhand at 50 yards.
- Gov. William J Le Petomane March 10, 2017 At 14:30
  
  Passport for some reason: check
  
  Forget having a lawyer on speed dial – just skip the country if you’re involved in a DGU!
- Frank in VA March 10, 2017 At 14:34
  
  You’re giving him a pass on the fingerless tactical gloves?
  - pwrserge March 10, 2017 At 14:43
    
    Hey, the fingerless tactical gloves are a very useful thing. I use mine as a combination golf / shooting glove. They work great.
    - Frank in VA March 11, 2017 At 15:59
      
      Alright, I’ll give you that. But do you carry them everywhere? I have to wonder if this guy is planning on ducking into an alley when trouble starts and coming out with the gloves on, a baton in one hand, the Bersa in the other, and a throwing knife in his teeth.
  - Muzzle Device March 10, 2017 At 14:45
    
    Even worse, that’s a sub $20 flashlight.
    
    This is more of a Strip Mall Ninja’s EDC.
    - JoeinCT March 10, 2017 At 18:24
      
      My inlaws actually gave me one of those flashlights in my xmas stocking. (I’m 31 they’re sweet) For the money, that thing is as bright as the $250 Streamlight I have on the M&P I use for my house gun.
- Geoff PR March 10, 2017 At 14:37
  
  “This is up there for one of the dumber ones.”
  
  You skipped the real clue, that he considers himself an “evil overlord”.
  
  Actual Evil Overlords don’t take kindly to “button-pusher” posers…
  
  🙂
  - General Zod March 10, 2017 At 14:53
    
    Indeed…
- Johnnyishootstuff March 10, 2017 At 15:11
  
  I’ll just leave this two year old video here.
  
  https://youtu.be/iO0DFPrCqV0
  - Srirachapocalypse March 10, 2017 At 15:30
    
    It’s frustrating that your video has down votes. Satire is lost on some I guess.
    - JohnnyIShootStuff March 10, 2017 At 16:48
      
      It is, some people thought it was all too real and that says something about the EDC crowd. In hindsight, I should be carrying another glock 26 around my neck in a mexican holster, a small fire extinguisher strapped to my leg, and two under arm knives.
      
      The EDC meme pretty much died a few years ago on 4chan.
Arc March 10, 2017 At 14:54

Batman kit!

Passport isn’t even an “official” passport (yes, there are three different types)
- Anonymous March 10, 2017 At 15:08
  
  I have had all three and only the diplomatic one is worth anything. The official and regular are just good to id you as a prime target. At least the diplomatic lets you skip inspections.
Simon March 10, 2017 At 15:05

I wanted to take this seriously, but throwing knives as your EDC? Come on.
- Paul March 11, 2017 At 06:40
  
  Maybe just to pass the time. Some of my fondest memories as a Boy Scout involve launching my sheath knife at an unsuspecting log.
Leo March 10, 2017 At 15:18

Funniest one yet has mall ninja all over it
Hannibal March 10, 2017 At 15:26

Hopefully a joke

otherwise very, very sad.
- Paul March 11, 2017 At 06:43
  
  Sure, there’s a little extraneous crap in there, like the throwing knives. But the Bersa is a great little firearm, and the baton is great for those cases where a firearm is too much.
Bohucka March 10, 2017 At 18:41

…and the omnipresent Field Notes. As long as I live I’ll never understand the need for them.
- Paul March 11, 2017 At 06:41
  
  Because a plain spiral notebook won’t do?