tactical molle apron bbq
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tactical molle apron bbq
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It can be hard keeping track of everything you need when when you’re smoking a rack of baby backs, a brisket and a nine-pound Boston butt over ten or twelve hours. Even something as simple as grilling steaks or a few burgers can be a challenge for some.

At any time during the process, you may need a spatula or flipper, a BBQ fork, tongs, a meat thermometer, a spray bottle and – some of you – a brush for barbecue sauce. And that’s just the beginning. You’ll also want to be sure to have a good knife at hand (we’d suggest a Ka-Bar Warthog), fire-making capability, your phone and maybe a bottle opener.

Not to worry, though. We know just the thing that every dad with a Weber kettle will appreciate and there’s still time to have one delivered tomorrow.

tactical molle apron bbq
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The Tactical BBQ Apron with full MOLLE capability (both front and rear) may just be the best barbecue apron on the planet and will save you countless trips back inside the house for those pesky items you’re always forgetting. And just to let everyone know who you are and what you hold dear, there are two — count ’em, two! — Velcro fields on which to affix your favorite morale patches.

tactical molle apron bbq
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Note the thoughtful design that leaves your four o’clock position open for easy home carry and a clean draw.

Since dehydration is every pitmaster’s worst enemy during hours of low and slow cooking, you might consider utilizing some of that backside MOLLE acreage for adding an appropriate hydration pack, though we can’t vouch for what may happen when you try to dispense a carbonated adult beverage like Thirsty Goat amber ale through that tube.

Please be sure to let us know how it works, though, if you give it a shot.

33 COMMENTS

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  2. Hahaha. This is kinda cool. Kinda wishing I would have thought of it.

    Speaking of thinking of it, hey Dan, as we roll towards a really important holiday, (July 4th), how about a daily featuring bar-que guns?
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    Cmon folks, you know you want to….

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  4. Since I wear my pistol at home, even when out on the back deck slaving over a hot BBQ I really need this.

    Not only will it hold everything I need to cook a delicious steak, but there’s roof for the IFAK when I cut myself chopping the vegetables, burn dressings for those flare-ups from flipping the burgers, and plenty of room for extra magazines.

    You know, in case I have to defend the steaks from an assault by the neighbor dogs digging under the fence when they inhale the heady aroma of fine meat grilled to carcinogenic perfection.

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