Guns and cigars go together like FLBP and thechive.com. In fact, it’s hard to know which came first. (So to speak.) Anyway, TTAG and Cigar Masters have teamed-up to sponsor “An Evening of Cigars and Guns.” We’re holding this seminal event at the American Firearm School in North Attelboro, MA on Sunday, February 26, from 6 – 8:30pm. $149 buys you one hour of range time, a heaping plate of BBQ, three fine cigars and the stogie-clipping services (ouch) of two cigar girls. You can bring your own gatt, but you have to buy your ammo and targets from AFS. In compensation, I’ll tender an FN-SCAR, Desert Eagle and a Gemini Customs SP-101 for your dining and dancing pleasure. Space is limited. Tickets must be purchased in advance. Call 401 835 5054. On the night it’ll be just like a righteous DGU: smoke ’em if you got ’em!

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  1. Alas, I live in a state in which all forms of smoking indoors (not counting personal dwellings or cars — yet) is banned*, so nothing like this is available in my surroundings. Officially jealous, that I am.

    * The slightest inhalation of second hand smoke kills virtually instantly. Which explains why all the baby boomers who grew up in smokers’ homes (about 60% of them) are all dead and why Social Security is completely financially sound.

  2. Kind of ironic that it’s being held in MA. Slightly too far away for me, but I’d be sure to attend if there were one in NH. Thanks for continuing to come up with such novel ideas; keep up the great work.

        • I’m not a lawyer, but I know a lot of them and what I’ve learned is if you don’t have a sense of humor, law school and law practice will just grind you down into dust.

          • Friends from law school who were too serious are no longer practicing. Those of us who managed to crack a few jokes (bonus for in class when the prof called on you), well, we are doing well.

  3. this looks awesome, too bad a.) i live 500ish mile south and b.) Chantix has changed my life. Get something like this together in PA or VA and I’d gladly make the drive!

  4. Love to come, but 90 miles is bit too far for an evening cigar event. Hope we can do something like this a bit further North, or perhaps even in NH. I could always talk to the owner of Two Guys Smoke Shop to see if he’d be interested in something like this.

    • Yeah, kind of reminds me a bachelor party we threw one of our friends some years ago. Day consisted of Beer, Cigars, and Shooting Clay Traps in my friend’s backyard. We called it our ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms) weekend. We were fortunately smart enough to keep the Beer and Shotguns separated – ie: no drinking until we were done shooting ’cause I still remember turning around with a shotgun in my hand and seeing two members of the CT State Police getting out of their car. Turns out some other nutbag was shooting at houses and the cops came to our place since they heard the shots. Fortunately, while they were chatting with us, more gunfire was heard a ways off and they were off again. Good times.

  5. I’m waiting for some anti-gun nut to start making comments about the phallic-shaped handgun barrel and cigar compensating for something,

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