This scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia has spurred hundreds of memes ending with good ol’ Danny DeVito saying, “so anyway, I started blasting.” This one cracked me up.
This scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia has spurred hundreds of memes ending with good ol’ Danny DeVito saying, “so anyway, I started blasting.” This one cracked me up.
And there kids, is the ultimate answer to the age old revolver vs. semi-auto debate. Both.
Because revolvers don’t leave pesky spent casings on the ground as you scoop up your grateful dog and retire for the evening.
Gotta know when to use your left hand and when it’s OK to use your right.
they can if you reload.
Until the worthless leftist cops come arrest your rear for defending yours!
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Hey don’t hurt the dog or he will go all John Wick on you!
Dogs are family.
Someone trying to steal a dog is not family.
Protect your family.
That being said, if someone was trying to steal my brother-in-law, I’d hold the door open….an offer a tip for his effort.
Life, you obviously have the wrong BIL. I’m driving to Crystal River tommorw. I’m going to pick up a Browning Citori 20 ga stack barrels, 26″. Invector chokes and a Prince of Wales pistol grip. Should be a great quail gun. He’s also holding a Randall knife for me and ten Mag-Pull 30 rd mags. We were married to sisters. We each kicked them to the curb, but kept each other. 😆 Mike is the best off shore Captain I know.
Gadsden,
THAT is a good story about how family is formed!!
Clearly, you did FAR BETTER than I in the brother-in-law contest.
I kept the wife but actually ended up with TWO, not one but TWO, useless, untrustworthy Bros–in-Law. Both my wife’s sisters chose poorly.
My wife, however, had exceedingly good judgement….. (cough, cough).
Give him keys to the car to help him get away!
I would happily aerate a MF’r for seeking to take, or harm one of my babies, no matter how furry! I would sleep like a baby that night as well with a clean conscience.
you would probably be sleeping in jail if by “babies” you mean a non-human animal.
LOL. my dogs are more valuable than any of the 50ish percent that elected the current moron in charge. but, there are plenty of other non-voters that qualify for elimination also….
My dog is family. All of our dogs are considered full family members.
“My dog is family”
do cats count?
Damn straight, son. Mess with my cats and I’ll end you.
Dogs have masters.
Cats have staff.
Anon, which is the exact opposite attitude that my cats have toward me.
SC, my mother once told me that dogs see that you pick up their poop, can open doors, operate can openers, etc. and think, ‘you must be a god’. And cats see that you pick up their poop, can open doors, operate can openers, etc. and think, ‘I must be a god’.
I’m surprised. most gun people like dogs and hate cats.
A good dog represents a lot of time, effort and money…much more valuable than some rando hype trying to rip you off.
#SomeLivesDon’tMatter
My dog is nearly 11, even though she has the fitness and alertness of a 5 year old dog. People in my area cannot believe how old she is because of her condition.
There’s a lot of training in her. She not only responds to verbal commands but even hand gestures. Over the years I’ve been learning her body language. We are a symbiotic team each relying on the other.
hall’s?
I would love to have a security tape vid of someone trying to steal my dog. It would be bloody, violent, and hysterical.
Given our dog, this would likely not end up well for the thief no matter what I would do. But anyway…
One could also look at it like the thief valuing the dog more than his own life. What that says about the thief, I’m not sure, but from the thief’s perspective that’s the value proposition.
Bingo. “If you would shoot a home invader it means you value your possessions more than the invader’s life.” Actually, it means he valued my possessions more than his life.
I hate thieves with a burning passion. People say it’s just stuff, but people give portions of their lives to earn the money to get what thieves steal, and they’ll never get that time back. Thievery is a form of incremental murder.
Exactly. Well said sir.
having a passion for burning thieves is ok then?
as long as it’s not a burning passion.
I just figured it was a given to value your dog greater than the scumbag trying to harm your dog. Any other reaction wouldn’t be human.
Rock, flag and eagle!
Shoot Shovel Silence
I currently do not own any pets. But being from WV when I did own a dog it was more than one. I think pack is the term. Try to hurt one. I wouldn’t need to get involved. Except to bury what they left behind.
‘If your front porch collapses and kills more than 5 dogs you might be a red neck.’
No one ever tried to steal my dog.
For some unknown reason, most people were afraid of him….
He was an Old English Mastiff, weighing in at 230 lbs, and his neck size was 32″.
He had the loudest and most ominous growl I have ever heard.
Aptly enough, I named him Hercules. I miss him very much….
Dude 230 lbs? Holy hell.
I’ve been known to go primeevil on people who hunt my elk babies, even the eight by eight bulls, who hang out on my property. Never mess with someone who owns a trackhoe and plenty of dirt.
Joe Hutto
Saw a sign once, on the fenced in area that held the dog. It said
“If you like my dog enough to want him to be yours – I have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi.”
I would absolutely burry anyone dumb enough to mess with my dogs.
I would also have a beer with all these commenters.
Is your dog dead?
No he’s just dognapping.
Humans do not deserve doggos. Heaven felt sorry for mankind.
This ^.
“If you are willing to shoot someone who is trying to steal your dog, it means…”
True. Esp. that of a thief trying to kidnap a family member.
If somebody breaks into my home that means they value my stuff more than my life or their own life. And honestly i’ll respect that choice and lead them up.
If someone tried to steal my dog, the thief would end up begging me to shoot them to end the pain…but I wouldn’t. Life teaches some cold hard lessons about choices. Who am I to interfere?
Haha this is the other side of dogs sometimes too.
Thars riiight! Them sixgunz was a blastin’ and befar we knows it, me and Roscoe wuz enjoyin’ ar drinks. Whiskey far me, and beer far muh dawg! YA-KNOW-WHATUH-MEEEEN???
Only a brain-dead idiot would try to steal a dog. That goes double for a cat.
The way I see it, he values the dog more than his own life.
Mess with my dogs and I won’t do anything, won’t need to, if the wife’s near the bad guy will wish he had stayed in bed that day.
Dogs and cats are members of the family.
Anyone who says differently has never had a pet dog or cat of their own.
Damn right I value the lives of my family more than I value the life of a common thief!
My dogs are dead, then I got a cat, a female cat, not spayed, if anyone wants any cats my cat factory is giving away free cats as a promotion.
But like my girlfiend says, nobody wants them for free, put them in a box with a sign “Cats One Dollar” then leave the box, they’ll be gone the next day.
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