You can pick your nose
You can pick your friends
but
you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
My cosmetic surgeon disagrees. He says if you’re paying, you can pick your friend’s nose.
My cosmetic surgeon… “
You know, I kinda figured it fella like you would have a cosmetic surgeon…
“Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity”
Liar69er — can’t win an argument in the forum, so you follow me to the open thread to attempt an insult?
If you want to be a smartass, you have to be smart. Otherwise, you’re just an ass.
How did you get your front-hole tucked, miner-freak-show?
Another self-extincting lefty-extremist. I love it!
Tim,
It’s no longer proper to refer to it as a “front hole”, it is officially (at least in the ‘minds’ of the deranged Leftist/fascists) a “bonus hole”. But MajorLiar is nothing if not a thoroughgoing quarter-wit. My dear daddy used to say, “The boy thinks he’s a wit, and he’s half right.” Unfortunately, in MajorLiar’s case, he’s only a quarter right (at best).
back in college, I remember somebody said they tried picking a friend’s nose – just to prove that claim is false. don’t remember him claiming to have been successful.
I tried to convince the boss that 2:23 was basically the same as 5:56 and I should have been home almost 2 hours ago.
👍
Why does coffee seem colder then water when they are both at room temperature?
.
I believe clocks were invented to avoid exclusion and enslave everyone equally.
“Work starts at two hands after sunup, if you show up 5 minutes late your fired.”
Oh so that explains the absence of asians and why all the black guys are early.
Because room temperature water is drinkable and tastes okay.
Room temperature coffee? Bleccchhhhh …
My dad stopped wearing a watch when he retired. He owns a cell phone, but never even turns it on. I’ll often drink room temp coffee if I didn’t finish it in time. Black. No sugar.
Dude,
“I’ll often drink room temp coffee if I didn’t finish it in time.”
I occasionally enjoy iced coffee, but are you SURE you want to admit to that particular sin in public???? Hot coffee is great, and iced coffee is pretty good, but room-temperature coffee is heinous (but it’s temperature is STILL higher than MajorLiar’s IQ).
Standards have fallen…
Thanks, now my days are 36 hours long to accommodate 7mm, 9mm, and 10mm between the previously invented a.m. and p.m. ones.
Not a legit meme without 9:19!
Each match will have four a small world cup players, who find every way to win.
Didn’t this just run a couple of weeks ago?
yep
You can pick your nose
You can pick your friends
but
you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
My cosmetic surgeon disagrees. He says if you’re paying, you can pick your friend’s nose.
My cosmetic surgeon… “
You know, I kinda figured it fella like you would have a cosmetic surgeon…
“Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity”
Liar69er — can’t win an argument in the forum, so you follow me to the open thread to attempt an insult?
If you want to be a smartass, you have to be smart. Otherwise, you’re just an ass.
How did you get your front-hole tucked, miner-freak-show?
Another self-extincting lefty-extremist. I love it!
Tim,
It’s no longer proper to refer to it as a “front hole”, it is officially (at least in the ‘minds’ of the deranged Leftist/fascists) a “bonus hole”. But MajorLiar is nothing if not a thoroughgoing quarter-wit. My dear daddy used to say, “The boy thinks he’s a wit, and he’s half right.” Unfortunately, in MajorLiar’s case, he’s only a quarter right (at best).
back in college, I remember somebody said they tried picking a friend’s nose – just to prove that claim is false. don’t remember him claiming to have been successful.
I tried to convince the boss that 2:23 was basically the same as 5:56 and I should have been home almost 2 hours ago.
👍
Why does coffee seem colder then water when they are both at room temperature?
.
I believe clocks were invented to avoid exclusion and enslave everyone equally.
“Work starts at two hands after sunup, if you show up 5 minutes late your fired.”
Oh so that explains the absence of asians and why all the black guys are early.
Because room temperature water is drinkable and tastes okay.
Room temperature coffee? Bleccchhhhh …
My dad stopped wearing a watch when he retired. He owns a cell phone, but never even turns it on. I’ll often drink room temp coffee if I didn’t finish it in time. Black. No sugar.
Dude,
“I’ll often drink room temp coffee if I didn’t finish it in time.”
I occasionally enjoy iced coffee, but are you SURE you want to admit to that particular sin in public???? Hot coffee is great, and iced coffee is pretty good, but room-temperature coffee is heinous (but it’s temperature is STILL higher than MajorLiar’s IQ).
Standards have fallen…
Thanks, now my days are 36 hours long to accommodate 7mm, 9mm, and 10mm between the previously invented a.m. and p.m. ones.
Not a legit meme without 9:19!
Each match will have four a small world cup players, who find every way to win.
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