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  1. Funny, but do you REALLY look like a “wing” nut? Oh, wait NOW I get it YOU’RE the “Gun Nut”…

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  2. AS UNCLE BRENT WOULD SAY YA FOR GOT LOSE NUT “…
    TALKING ABOUT ME SEEMS EVERY NEW OR OLD SEMI AUTO I OWN SCREWS N NUTS COME LOSE TRYING TO FALL OUT WHEN SHOOTING, BEEN LUCKY SO FAR AS CAUGHT THEM BE FOR HAND WHEN SHOOTING OR TAKE DOWN N CLEANING .
    PLEASE PASS THA BLUE LOCK TIGHT. Y’ALL
    PICKEN ON ME , THERE’S NO HOPE FOR YA LOSE NUT , EXCEPT BLUE LOCK TIGHT “…

    • “Sometimes you feel like a nut.”

      And, sometimes you don’t.

      And, why is Jeremy (who may, or may not have, spoken in class today) calling a blind nut a T-nut?

      Or did I pick the wrong day to quit main-lining Fentanyl? 🙂

      • Never. Rockmthat shit till my toes are r stiff, yeah, yeah

        I watch them fade away with whatever burns th ed most mos

      • “…calling a blind nut a T-nut?”

        Because it’s confusing to call them “visually-impaired nuts?”

        In the auto biz, we called blind nuts “nutserts.”

        • wellnuts. jnuts (aero).
          that axle nut is the pushnut.
          that pushnut is a medieval torture device.

  3. I’ve been bucked off horses, kicked by cows and shit on loading calves but I do not own a plastic gunm.
    Can I wear a cowboy hat?

    • I had to read that a couple of times before I realized what you meant. Because at first, I thought you were shitting on poor, unsuspecting calves while loading them.

    • Possum, I know a rancher who has a sure cure for the cows and steers that kick him.

      It’s called “The cattle auction”.

      And it works *every* time… 🙂

      • I dont care about that. What I wouldn’t want to do is be accused of being a Texan poser because I do not own a pork sword suppressed shootem alot short short double short barreled rifle sighted in for 1500 yards. 142ft low at 50 but she’ll ring steel at 1,500. On full auto, supressed.
        It almost turned my Stetson sidways.
        I’m a pilot, the horse shits and I pile it out side the barn
        I’ve a PHD too but manual post hole diggers are becoming obsolete.
        As of yet I have not found a faster pistol out of the holster then an 1873 or 1851 Colt. I prefer the 1851 however its terminal energy is as deterrent only with the time it takes reloading.
        I helped blow people up when I worked for the Army. Xray9 over,, ,
        sorry my neighbor run me off that and half a bottle of Jim Beam ain’t helping

        • “ …deterrent only with the time it takes reloading“

          “My very first pistol was a cap and ball Colt
          Shoot as fast as lightnin’ but it loads a mite slow
          Loads a mite slow and I soon found out
          It can get you into trouble but it can’t get you out”
          Steve E.

    • possum,

      Two questions:

      1. What kinda saddle does a possum use to ride a horse (and how do you mount up)?;

      2. Cowboy hats; do they make them for possums???

      possum wants to rock bein’ a cowboy, possum is welcome. Don’t know any cowboys that own plastic gunms.

  4. I feel personally attacked by this. I’ve been assaulted. 11/10 would do again.

  5. Wait a minute. Talk about stereotyping. I loudly and proudly wear the mantle of “Gunnut,” but I haven’t worn a Cowboy Hat in over 50 years.
    You’re implying that owning a Stetson or Resistol snd funny looking boots is a requirement for membership to an elite group, and that’s just not true.
    The term “Redneck” first appeared during the Covenenter Wars in 17th Century Scotland. That War, between Episcopalians and Presbyterians. Also known as the Bishop’s War, that grew into the English Civil Wars and was a prime motivating factor for emigration to the “Colonies,” both voluntary and as penal punishment really beginning in 1717.
    Those that fought for the Covenant, were called “Rednecks,” because they wore Red bandanas and scarves around their necks, which served as a means of identification on the battlefield, between the Covenenters and the Reformers.
    One side of my family emigrated to the US from Scotland during this time, thus were present and participated I the Revolutionary War. .y Fraternal side didn’t arrive until the 19th Century, as they were among those who were victims of the Highland Clearances. That side, participated in our Civil War on the side of the Union, even though they had settled in the area where the borders of Georgia, N. Carolina and Tennessee meet.
    So even though the term “Redneck” is often used as a derogatory comment, indicating poor, uneducated, rural Whites, desperately clinging to their Guns, Bibles and Independence, it has far Nobler, and Idealist roots. Roots that were a fundamental part of our Independence from England and our belief that “all men (and women) are created equal in the eyes of divine Providence.

    So yes, in spite of 2 Bachelors and a Masters degrees, I’m proud to be called a Redneck, as I descended from the Original Rednecks.

    But I don’t wear a Cowboy hat.

    • A redneck told me the other day he had to go buy sex you all because his sister ran off and her cousin wanted paid for it.

  6. If any of your friends has shouted, “Hey, look! Our ‘Cops’ is on!” You might be a redneck.

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