If Chewbacca is a wookie, you must acquit! Watch your backs and your dogs, y’all.

 

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  1. Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is a receiver! A receiver is the part of the rifle that’s a firearm. But a receiver can’t fire a bullet without the other parts! Now think for a minute, that does NOT make sense! Damn…

  2. That South Park reference never gets old!
    The actual line is, “If Chewbacca lives on Endor YOU MUST ACQUIT!”

  3. That looks like a guy that used to do commercials for Hurtz renta car. He was famous or something.
    And if the ATF thinks they can get my door open using a pretty girl to do it they’ve got another think coming, they cops already got me with that one serving a subpoena.
    I dont buy Avon, Girl Scout Cookies or subscriptions to the Watchtower so go away.

      • Girl Scouts had a table set up outside my local supermarket selling their cookies.

        I innocently asked how many boxes of cookies do I need to buy to get my own Girl Scout, and the woman at the table gave me a hateful look… 🙂

        • “I need to buy to get my own Girl Scout, and the woman at the table gave me a hateful look… “

          Interesting that you would joke about pedophilia and child slavery, casual statements betray one’s inner dialogue.

          “Many a true word is spoken in jest… “

          Of course, child sexual slavery is a proud tradition for the religionistas…

          Numbers 31:17-18 KJV

          17Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. 18But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.”

    • Girl Scout Cookies? You are one cold dude, possum. Can’t too much say as I blame you though, because evil takes many forms, and has to begin somewhere.

      One of my great uncles spent the early part of his adult life as a milk man, both collection and delivery. As that type of work faded away, he became a rural mail carrier. The family joke is that the older kids came from the milkman, and the younger ones from the mailman. Great bunch of funsters–family reunions were a real hoot.

  4. Good meme.

    Got one for ‘When returning a pair of forgotten sunglasses gets you a solid knob bobbing’ Edition? 🤔

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