If we ban toilet paper, no one will have to poop anymore.
“If we ban toilet paper,…”
I have a functioning shower and hot water, I’m TP shortage immune… 🙂
If the water is shut off?
Well, then, we probably won’t be eating much, so it’s still not as big of a problem, so to speak…
Then Geoff switches to the ages-old “right hand, left hand” philosophy.
Electric well pump, and the old fashioned wind mill, so much for shut off water !
“If the water is shut off?”
Pffftpt.
Florida, where water falls from the sky on a near-daily basis. Gather all you need from the roof drainspouts, collect it in an empty 55 gallon blue water barrel… 🙂
“If we ban toilet paper,…”
I have a functioning shower and hot water, I’m TP shortage immune… 🙂
Are you saying you would poop in the shower and then use the hot water to make it go down the drain? I bet your feet smell bad.🙂
No, Robbie, the same water supply that supplies the shower, fills the john.
Shower after.
No TP required… 😉
Hahaha. He’s never heard of the three sea shells.
Demolition Man is one of my guilty pleasures.
It’s one of few movies where I can stomach Sylvester Stallone.
In the future Wesley Snipes learned he had to pay income tax.
Sandy’s pretty hot. The movie has everything.
But then again, neither have you…😂🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Be well…
Based on wishful thinking, misinformation, flavored with a large dose of outright lies both are a disastrous fail.
jwm. What? You don’t have a creek on your property?
I have a bay near my property. But its cold, salty and has the occasional shark in it.
“But its cold, salty and has the occasional shark in it.”
Shark teeth remove dingle-berries quite well… 😉
…and chunks of an overly-ample backside, in the bargain… 🙂
An Actual Coward. Hiding in the shadows and howling in limp dicked rage.
Did date night with dacian not go well?
First one that i havent seen… and I laughed
as for changing gun laws? I sure do love my revolvers anyway, especially the cap and ball….
Powder I can make,…. The Thermometer thing they already did, “Corrected for Inaccuracy”,…
even though alcohol Expands at the same rate it always has, so actually they simply falsified the history , as they are doing with all the rest of history….
even shaving is Old school, straight razor, And tallow soap, lye soap for the bath/shower, Horse has been hauling me around for years, Saddlebags are packed, bedroll on the Back of the Cantle, Duster on the front of the pommel, Spurs next to the headstall and reigns…. Old farts Rule !
If you don’t mind me asking, what breed is your horse? I used to ride equestrian when I was younger. Always liked Quarter horses and Morgans best, along with the occasional Saddlebred. Never met a thoroughbred I enjoyed riding.
You should try an Appaloosa, they can be feisty…
@Geoff
Got bucked off an appie once, wanted to see if it would ride double. The reigns holder bailed off and I just about had my hand on the saddle horn when I got pitched. I started to get back on but the owner said, ” That horse is a man killer.” And sold it.
That guy did a lot of horse trading and not much riding.
Dad raised Thouroghbreds.
Had a horse step on my foot. Had another knock me off on a porch overhang. Had one try to bite my leg. He got a mouth full of jeans and tossed his head. Flying is fun til the landing.
I started on a farm. Miss it some days.
She is a quarterhorse of the Line Of IMPRESSIVE,, which is NOT a GOOD thing or Even a bragging right, Impressive was bred in the days when Folks did not Know Of Genetics, they selected by appearances, so she has HYPP, and requires a special diet of NON ENHANCED feeds SHE CANNOT HAVE ADDITIVES OF ANY KIND, especially potassium, AND SO is CHEAPER and somewhat easier to feed…. Cannot Be registered, or even bred. but she is loving and a good rider
appaloosa tossed me when i was ten. looongway down seemed like. i asked my cousins what the heck!?! they laughed and said sometimes she pretends to get stung by a bee. a test, had second thoughts but climbed way back up there. i liked her because she could canter.
Using the above logic: If we turn off all the politicians…All our problems will go away…Well at least a large part of them.
It’s certainly worth investigating. We should only start out with 90-95% of them, to see how it works before fully committing, don’t you think?
Maybe change voters’ behavior? It worked for The National Party Front for Organized Crime. The voters’ are totally responsible for the government they elect. If The National Party Front for Organized Crime “stole” the presidential election it can certainly be assured of winning the mid terms as well. It will be our “forever” government. Voters are the fools, politicians simply take advantage of that.
“If we change the gunm laws, we change the behavior. ”
Behavior modification.
Whew, that could get pretty deep conspiracy wise.
If we cut the members of congress to one third of what it is now and their time in session to 2 months a year and only one term that would make large changes, Also , any spending over 2 million would have to be voted on by the taxpayers.
Great idea. Term limits. No career pols. Single issue bills. Taxpayers actually getting to decide where the money goes.
we would be voting 24 hours a day.
A better solution would be to make them actually accountable to the tax payers. Right now they are not accountable to the tax payers on their spending, they just allocate and do it automatically. Try telling a politician they work for you and you get basically “pfff…go away” and patronized and “handled” – if they were actually accountable to the tax payers it would be different.
I always though it would be a good idea to build a 15year sunset into every law passed. Every time a law was set to expire congress would have to re-debate the merits of the law and analyze positive and negative outcomes. It would give them all something to do so they could claim they accomplished something without stomping on more rights. IF applied properly it would also weed out laws that do more harm than good.
Weed out laws that do more harm than good.. Witch is the vast majority of them
Laws against murder don’t seem to change killers’ behavior.
Yup. Pink sunglasses.
If we ban toilet paper, no one will have to poop anymore.
“If we ban toilet paper,…”
I have a functioning shower and hot water, I’m TP shortage immune… 🙂
If the water is shut off?
Well, then, we probably won’t be eating much, so it’s still not as big of a problem, so to speak…
Then Geoff switches to the ages-old “right hand, left hand” philosophy.
Electric well pump, and the old fashioned wind mill, so much for shut off water !
“If the water is shut off?”
Pffftpt.
Florida, where water falls from the sky on a near-daily basis. Gather all you need from the roof drainspouts, collect it in an empty 55 gallon blue water barrel… 🙂
“If we ban toilet paper,…”
I have a functioning shower and hot water, I’m TP shortage immune… 🙂
Are you saying you would poop in the shower and then use the hot water to make it go down the drain? I bet your feet smell bad.🙂
No, Robbie, the same water supply that supplies the shower, fills the john.
Shower after.
No TP required… 😉
Hahaha. He’s never heard of the three sea shells.
Demolition Man is one of my guilty pleasures.
It’s one of few movies where I can stomach Sylvester Stallone.
In the future Wesley Snipes learned he had to pay income tax.
Sandy’s pretty hot. The movie has everything.
But then again, neither have you…😂🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Be well…
Based on wishful thinking, misinformation, flavored with a large dose of outright lies both are a disastrous fail.
jwm. What? You don’t have a creek on your property?
I have a bay near my property. But its cold, salty and has the occasional shark in it.
“But its cold, salty and has the occasional shark in it.”
Shark teeth remove dingle-berries quite well… 😉
…and chunks of an overly-ample backside, in the bargain… 🙂
An Actual Coward. Hiding in the shadows and howling in limp dicked rage.
Did date night with dacian not go well?
First one that i havent seen… and I laughed
as for changing gun laws? I sure do love my revolvers anyway, especially the cap and ball….
Powder I can make,…. The Thermometer thing they already did, “Corrected for Inaccuracy”,…
even though alcohol Expands at the same rate it always has, so actually they simply falsified the history , as they are doing with all the rest of history….
even shaving is Old school, straight razor, And tallow soap, lye soap for the bath/shower, Horse has been hauling me around for years, Saddlebags are packed, bedroll on the Back of the Cantle, Duster on the front of the pommel, Spurs next to the headstall and reigns…. Old farts Rule !
If you don’t mind me asking, what breed is your horse? I used to ride equestrian when I was younger. Always liked Quarter horses and Morgans best, along with the occasional Saddlebred. Never met a thoroughbred I enjoyed riding.
You should try an Appaloosa, they can be feisty…
@Geoff
Got bucked off an appie once, wanted to see if it would ride double. The reigns holder bailed off and I just about had my hand on the saddle horn when I got pitched. I started to get back on but the owner said, ” That horse is a man killer.” And sold it.
That guy did a lot of horse trading and not much riding.
Dad raised Thouroghbreds.
Had a horse step on my foot. Had another knock me off on a porch overhang. Had one try to bite my leg. He got a mouth full of jeans and tossed his head. Flying is fun til the landing.
I started on a farm. Miss it some days.
She is a quarterhorse of the Line Of IMPRESSIVE,, which is NOT a GOOD thing or Even a bragging right, Impressive was bred in the days when Folks did not Know Of Genetics, they selected by appearances, so she has HYPP, and requires a special diet of NON ENHANCED feeds SHE CANNOT HAVE ADDITIVES OF ANY KIND, especially potassium, AND SO is CHEAPER and somewhat easier to feed…. Cannot Be registered, or even bred. but she is loving and a good rider
appaloosa tossed me when i was ten. looongway down seemed like. i asked my cousins what the heck!?! they laughed and said sometimes she pretends to get stung by a bee. a test, had second thoughts but climbed way back up there. i liked her because she could canter.
Using the above logic: If we turn off all the politicians…All our problems will go away…Well at least a large part of them.
It’s certainly worth investigating. We should only start out with 90-95% of them, to see how it works before fully committing, don’t you think?
Maybe change voters’ behavior? It worked for The National Party Front for Organized Crime. The voters’ are totally responsible for the government they elect. If The National Party Front for Organized Crime “stole” the presidential election it can certainly be assured of winning the mid terms as well. It will be our “forever” government. Voters are the fools, politicians simply take advantage of that.
Gun Meme of the Democrats
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“If we change the gunm laws, we change the behavior. ”
Behavior modification.
Whew, that could get pretty deep conspiracy wise.
If we cut the members of congress to one third of what it is now and their time in session to 2 months a year and only one term that would make large changes, Also , any spending over 2 million would have to be voted on by the taxpayers.
Great idea. Term limits. No career pols. Single issue bills. Taxpayers actually getting to decide where the money goes.
we would be voting 24 hours a day.
A better solution would be to make them actually accountable to the tax payers. Right now they are not accountable to the tax payers on their spending, they just allocate and do it automatically. Try telling a politician they work for you and you get basically “pfff…go away” and patronized and “handled” – if they were actually accountable to the tax payers it would be different.
I always though it would be a good idea to build a 15year sunset into every law passed. Every time a law was set to expire congress would have to re-debate the merits of the law and analyze positive and negative outcomes. It would give them all something to do so they could claim they accomplished something without stomping on more rights. IF applied properly it would also weed out laws that do more harm than good.
Weed out laws that do more harm than good.. Witch is the vast majority of them
Laws against murder don’t seem to change killers’ behavior.
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