D.C. gossip site Wonkette has a morning alert for its readers re: today’s Second Amendment March “celebrating” gun rights. The accuracy of which starts with the headline’s proclamation that the marchers are protesting the Second Amendment. How much wrongerer could a quasi-journalist be? Watch. “A bunch of paranoid gun fanatics will gather today at two federal parks on the Virginia side of Potomac, taking advantage of new federal legislation signed by President Barack Obama, and using a federal park permit, to protest the federal government taking away the rights of paranoid gun fanatics to brandish their weapons and scream about the federal government.” I’m not sure what Wonkette is saying here (as usual), but it should be stressed (by someone somewhere) that the celebrants are not going to be armed.
This despite Wonkette’s link to this Washington Post article, which indicates that there are going to be some high profile arrests today. Still, why let the facts get in the way of a little (or a lot of) hysteria? “Do not go anywhere near Gravelly Point or Fort Hunt Park today, because one of these retards is going to accidentally (?) start shooting people, or maybe an asteroid (God) will come down and “solve America’s problems.” Who’s talking about violence now?