Holiday Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Dan Zimmerman

July 1, 2011

OK, no clowning around. Give us your best stuff.

30 COMMENTS

CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 1, 2011 At 15:44

And that, Scooter, is an Ass Clown.
BLAMMO July 1, 2011 At 15:58

If one more person mentions that my forest camo vest doesn’t match my desert camo pants, they’re gonna have a VERY BAD DAY!!
James July 1, 2011 At 16:24

” I had to find SOMETHING to replace my water spraying flower…”
Van July 1, 2011 At 16:45

I knew the war on terror was a circus, but this is getting ridiculous.
Ralph July 1, 2011 At 17:30

Yes, I am an undercover ATF agent. How could you tell?
Walrusleather July 1, 2011 At 18:10

Rambo, Bozo,,,,, Whatever, You still look like a schmuck.
Ralph Rotten July 1, 2011 At 18:17

do these glasses make me look fat?
davvehall July 1, 2011 At 18:38

This is the new ATF standard issue uniform,you will not stand out when running guns into Mexico, because you will be just another clown with a gun!!
Gerard July 1, 2011 At 18:56

Everything is tactical nowadays.
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 1, 2011 At 18:56

And then the recruiter said I could be a general in two years!
Wiscosotan July 1, 2011 At 19:46

Did someone say “send in the clowns”?
ExurbanKevin July 1, 2011 At 20:58

“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to ^%@#! amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
- Daniel Zimmerman July 1, 2011 At 22:14
  
  You’re a funny guy!
- Javier E July 2, 2011 At 06:19
  
  + 1
Kerry July 1, 2011 At 21:42

“Come and take them!”
Isaac July 1, 2011 At 23:56

“And while they’re busy laughing, they’ll get a taste of Big Bertha here.”
Here Iam July 2, 2011 At 00:12

“Who you callin’ Bozo?”
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 2, 2011 At 00:17

I am here representing the UN…
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 2, 2011 At 00:18

Somehow the new scoutmaster was not who we expected…
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 2, 2011 At 00:19

Welcome to Chucky Cheese. Let me show you to your fuckin’ table…
Chris Dumm July 2, 2011 At 02:33

I may look mean, but I’m smiling on the inside.
Javier E July 2, 2011 At 06:17

Steven King could not have come up with a better IT?
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 2, 2011 At 06:21

…and the grenade launcher shoots out confetti…
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 2, 2011 At 06:22

You never heard of “cry ‘havoc’ and unleash the clowns of war?”
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 2, 2011 At 06:23

You should see what else I can make out of balloons…
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 2, 2011 At 06:24

“Homey don’t play that!”
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 2, 2011 At 06:25

West Coast Clowns don’t play…
CUJO THE DOG OF WAR July 2, 2011 At 06:30

My clown car has armor AND chrome spinners, motherf###er!
Bob H July 2, 2011 At 16:00

When guns are outlawed, only outlaw clowns will have guns.
Mogg July 2, 2011 At 17:41

Keep the meat cleaver, I’m ok.