I Am A Gun Owner

January 21, 2013

Joshua Olsen

Please send your “I Am a Gun Owner” statement photo to [email protected] with the word PHOTO (all caps) in the subject bar. Let us know if you want us to use your name, a screen nic or remain anonymous.

22 COMMENTS

LYLEJAMES January 21, 2013 At 15:33

And you Sir, have an excellent mustache.
- Nick Leghorn January 21, 2013 At 15:45
  
  Damn right he does.
- Don January 21, 2013 At 16:00
  
  i was thinking the same thing. why didn’t he write that on the paper.
  - Carrymagnum January 21, 2013 At 21:07
    
    I was thinking the same, but it doesn’t need to be written. It screams it louder than his mouth ever could. Good man
  - C January 21, 2013 At 21:25
    
    I know, right?!
- Oddux January 21, 2013 At 16:06
  
  +1, Impressive ‘stache, sir.
  
  You need a top hat. Maybe a monocle too.
  - Jake W January 21, 2013 At 16:09
    
    does the ‘stache have its own twitter feed yet? I would subscribe.
- g January 21, 2013 At 16:46
  
  +1 Even the tips curl up!
  - David W. January 21, 2013 At 16:48
    
    Wow that was my first thought too seeing the picture.
Steve in MA January 21, 2013 At 15:34

Ditto
S.CROCK January 21, 2013 At 15:48

he never said i am a gun owner, i guess it was implied with “i sell firearms”
- Ivy Mike January 21, 2013 At 15:55
  
  To sell something, one must own it.
  
  Unless you’re a politician. 😉
  - Billy Wardlaw January 22, 2013 At 01:15
    
    ZIIIIIIING!
OkieRim January 21, 2013 At 15:53

Agree on the mustache, and that IQ is like 100 higher than me….pretty snazzy
- Ivy Mike January 21, 2013 At 16:01
  
  In the field of evolutionary biology, it has been observed that the more intelligent a species, the faster they dieoff.
  
  In a debate years ago between Carl Sagan, the well-known astrophysicist, and Ernst Mayr, the grand old man of American biology, Ernst argued that intelligence is a kind of lethal mutation.
  
  More here:
  http://ramblingtaoist.blogspot.com/2011/05/intelligence-as-lethal-mutation.html
  
  Maybe you have some staying power. 😉
Lance January 21, 2013 At 16:44

Whats the location and name of your gun store??
Nate January 21, 2013 At 22:19

I’ve never met anyone who tells people their IQ that doesn’t sound like a pompous jackass.
- Tirrus January 21, 2013 At 22:45
  
  I think it just communicates that gun owners are not idiots in this case. But I agree otherwise, stating your IQ is a braggarts move.
  - Bart January 22, 2013 At 00:17
    
    Indeed IQs are not assigned to a specific number, but a range, say 96-103. So I call b.s. sir. Agreed excellence on the mustache.
    - Lolinski January 22, 2013 At 08:57
      
      How does one even measure IQ? I dont want to sound like a douche but I know I am above average(284% if I can trust my teacher) but how can I measure it? I am just curious.
    - Auscra March 27, 2013 At 21:43
      
      Telling people your IQ score is great when working with people in academia. I am treated with a lot more respect when people find out I have a genius IQ, though I agree that it was unnecessary in this forum. In any case 117 isn’t at all impressive, his range would run down to average. Also, lolinski, you probably shouldn’t trust your teacher if she told you a percentage like that, she wouldn’t know what it is anyway. You can take free online tests, but they are not very accurate, they will however give you a general idea of where you rank in the world.
My name is Bob January 22, 2013 At 10:20

Mustache=WIN!!!