I Am A Gun Owner

January 22, 2013

darkstar

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20 COMMENTS

Randy Drescher January 22, 2013 At 17:37

Hi Darkstar, I can read your rightin just fine. Good to have you here, Randy
Thrawn January 22, 2013 At 17:37

Those are great chops.

10/10 would take classes with.
- Thomas Paine January 22, 2013 At 17:49
  
  Chester A Arthur
- Nate January 22, 2013 At 17:51
  
  Yeah you should have added: I have a bad ass beard.
  - My name is Bob January 22, 2013 At 18:18
    
    Agreed, should have mentioned the righteous beard!!! 🙂
    - Matt in FL January 22, 2013 At 20:59
      
      A proper beard needs no introduction.
Biofire January 22, 2013 At 17:41

You can tell he’s a good person because he’s wearing a New England Patriots hat. Don’t worry, there’s always next year.
- Darkstar January 22, 2013 At 17:43
  
  Farging Ravens…..
  - Steve in MA January 22, 2013 At 18:53
    
    someone needs to kneecap Bernard Pollard
- BlinkyPete January 22, 2013 At 17:56
  
  ROAR!
AlphaGeek January 22, 2013 At 17:45

Ironically, the only line with horrible penmanship is the line about horrible penmanship. (There’s a “yo dawg” joke in there somewhere.)

Right on, Darkstar!
- BlinkyPete January 22, 2013 At 17:56
  
  I actually had to squint to read that line.
  - AlphaGeek January 22, 2013 At 18:01
    
    If I’d been on the iPad or my phone I guarantee I couldn’t have decoded it without two extra click-throughs and a zoom-in on the image…
- g January 22, 2013 At 18:54
  
  +1 I thought he was just being ironic… duh-dum!
Goldenboy January 22, 2013 At 19:28

I didn’t know Robin Williams is a Pats fan. Sweet.
schizuki January 22, 2013 At 19:55

Excellent sense of humor!
Greg in ATL January 22, 2013 At 19:56

Hmm. Take a look at these gun owners. Notice anything about their ethnicities? Yep, they’re more diverse than the membership of President Obama’s cabinet!
Ralph January 22, 2013 At 19:56

darkstar, your pemnamsihp is bettre tahn my tpying.
- Matt in FL January 22, 2013 At 21:02
  
  Insert that paragraph long graphic here about how if your words contain the right letters, it doesn’t matter what order any of the rest of them are in as long as the first and final letters are in the proper position.
jwm January 23, 2013 At 01:13

Welcome Darkstar. And I’m jealous of your neat penmanship. My handwriting looks like a drunk monkey took a bash at it with finger paints.