Incendiary Image of the Day: The Hotness Down Under Edition

July 13, 2012

That’s Aussie Olympic shooter Lauryn Mark showing the importance of proper form in the shooting sports. She recently posed for Zoo Magazine’s photogs along with her Beretta shotty, one of the luckiest guns in the southern hemisphere. Our friends in Oz have had more than their share of firearms-related tsuris among their Olympic hopefuls in the run-up to the London games so there’s no telling what the reaction to Mark’s photo spread will be. “Mrs Mark, 32, was born in California and while her current form has raised hopes of a medal in London, she has also turned heads for her gruelling training regime that includes pole dancing. ‘I needed to still get a workout in (after having children) … I’m able to put the video on and do a workout after the kids have gone to bed.’” It seems to be working.

28 COMMENTS

Scott D. July 13, 2012 At 15:27

I’ve always been a fan of women getting involved in shooting sports. Hot and a crack shot? I see my gut instinct has been correct all along.
MotoJB July 13, 2012 At 15:38

She can heat up my barrel any day…
- James July 13, 2012 At 18:05
  
  I’d really like to perform the act of copulation with her. If you know what I’m saying.
Ralph July 13, 2012 At 15:40

I thought those were illegal in Oz.
- Not Too Eloquent July 13, 2012 At 23:32
  
  Girl needs a cheeseburger!!
إبليس July 13, 2012 At 15:41

Eh, she’s a second round draft pick for my harem. Add 20lbs and she’s top tier.
Shane from Kanuckistan July 13, 2012 At 15:49

The equipment under her top looks bolted on
- Taurus609 July 13, 2012 At 17:07
  
  Maybe she shoots ambidextrously, and those are recoil pads!
- William February 7, 2013 At 13:25
  
  THANK YOU! Something looks VERY wrong in that arrangement. Not sure exactly what it… they are. Ehhhh.
Dougie R. July 13, 2012 At 16:17

Gott in Himmel!!!
GS650G July 13, 2012 At 16:23

“gruelling training regime that includes pole dancing”
Grueling for the married guys lucky enough to watch her routine. This one needs to be on Top Shot.
DJL July 13, 2012 At 16:48

There is this one too:
Supposedly a female IDF solder with her rifle
at the beach in her bikini.
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2012/07/is-she-or-isnt-she.php
- Aharon July 13, 2012 At 17:19
  
  I’d like to see where she carries her magazines.
  - James July 13, 2012 At 18:07
    
    I bet she keeps them in her vagina. If you know what I’m saying.
    - CarlosT July 14, 2012 At 01:50
      
      James, you are well on your way to winning the thread.
Snachnim July 13, 2012 At 17:05

Lol show her some love guys she is representing. Nothing like California girls!
- MotoJB July 13, 2012 At 18:43
  
  Amen
Aharon July 13, 2012 At 17:18

I like women fit, toned, and slender. However, she is a bit too much skin, bones, and muscle for my taste. If the OZ Olympic rulers don’t discipline her it will be interesting considering what they’ve done to others.
Adam July 13, 2012 At 17:55

I hate to nit-pick, but silicone is not my taste. This is better (Lucy Hale):

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5225/5762316186_2e93b24479_z.jpg

Or this one (Vanessa Hudgens):

http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/vanessa-hudgens/twitter-pics-with-gun/Vanessa%20Hudgens%20with%20gun%20Twitter%20Pic-01.jpg
- GS650G July 13, 2012 At 20:23
  
  Hudgens likes long extended objects in her hand apparently./
  - James July 14, 2012 At 04:08
    
    I bet she likes giving handjobs. If you know what I mean.
- Totenglocke July 14, 2012 At 08:12
  
  I second the Lucy Hale promotion.
SCS July 13, 2012 At 18:41

BOOOOOOBBBBBBSSSSSS!!!
Hammy Hamster July 13, 2012 At 19:10

I like my guns plastic but not my girls.
percynjpn July 13, 2012 At 19:45

I’m not seeing the hotness – fake boobs (gross), protruding ribs and popping veins don’t do anything for me. For some reason, I prefer women who look like women, not men-wanabees or cosmetic surgery ads.
Dubya Bee July 13, 2012 At 21:25

Now there’s truth in headline writing. My pants just caught fire!
Freddy July 14, 2012 At 00:36

Umm… Not hot. Sorry. Nice skin tone and hair – that’s about it. Fake boobs aren’t necessarily a problem but they need to be well done, supple and not cartoonish. Her face is not all that but it’s kind of hard to tell from this low res photo. She really does need to eat and tone down the muscle routine. Another 8 – 10 pounds and my song would change. Just sayin…
Will July 14, 2012 At 00:59

A little too much visible ribcage… that means she doesn’t eat enough and she’ll pay dearly with her health later.
A little too much muscle… that amount of muscle and as little fat says the chest has to be augmented, or it’d be [nearly] flat.

I’ll pass… besides as hinted at I do like my women with a little meat on their bones. The face is nice, at least as far as one can tell with such a low-res image though.