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  1. Please for the love of all that’s holy, don’t DO that when I’ve a mouthful of bourbon…

  2. thats a good one!!!

    not like they could have gotten past the dozens of security guards to get to the house.

    • There’s a SUV blocking his lengthy driveway with a small guard shack staffed with at least 2 people at all times. The house is deep down the road alongside a lake. Plenty of insulation from the Great Unwashed.

  3. I surprised someone in Virgina was so stupid that he followed his advice and is now in jail.

  4. Don’t worry, girls; they’re not supposed to shoot unless you knock really loudly.

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