What’s a real rasslin’ fan ‘sposed to do? You pays your money and you wants to see the good guy win, amiright? You can’t just sit by and watch your favorite grappler being abused by some two bit punk. Especially one who likes to talk trash at the audience. That’s why Patricia Ann Crow finally took matters into her own hands recently after watching the Iron Mann getting his ass thoroughly kicked by an idjit like Paul “The Real Nature Boy” Lee.
There Patty was, in the audience at the American Wrestling Federation in Ringgold, Georgia, watching the Iron Mann get hisself tied up and beat with a chair like a rented mule. Pretty much what happens in every pro wrestling event ever produced. Only Patty’d seen (and heard) enough, by God.
The REAL Nature Boy had provoked her.
Lee says he told Crowe “to sit her toothless self back down,” and that she then approached the ring.
As Lee hisself described what happened next…
“I had him tied up and was beating on him, and this lady jumps up with a knife, cuts him loose, and then pulled a loaded gun on me,” Lee said. “She had that thing loaded with one in the chamber and the safety off. All it would have taken was for her to get shaky with that thing and it could have fired.”
Upon further reflection Patty allows as how she’s feeling real bad about what she done.
“She said, ‘he was talking mean to me, and I got mad. I guess I just let my temper get the best of me and I pulled my pistol on him’.”
Thanks to Patty, local rasslin’ fans will now have to go through the full TSA process to get into the AWF hall.
“We’re going to be installing metal detectors at the entrances,” Lee said. “We’ve already got ’em picked up and will have them installed before the next show. The way the world is today, things happen at movie theaters and malls … you have to take extreme measures to protect fans. We’ll have the metal detectors right at the doors when you come in.”
Thanks for nuthin’ Patty.
**facepalm**
“Thanks to Patty, local rasslin’ fans will now have to go through the full TSA process to get into the AWF hall.”
Thanks crazy gun owners. Soon we will have to be searched before we can leave our homes.
You call this progress? Looks like more accelerant for the gun control folks.
Agreed. Just like the open carry fanatics who feel they need to walk into businesses carrying their ARs just so there can be more Gun Free Zones as the Liberals run with the moment.
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What’s the saying? Those most likely to be at risk for gun violence are stupid people doing stupid things in stupid places? I’ll get flamed for saying this, but a pro westling event has got to be the hat trick.
This proves it — pro wrestling is real!
As I was reading the article, I just knew I’d see this…
I laughed!
Or this whole thing is just a ploy to drum up ratings, like Andy Kaufmann 30+ years ago.
Thanks for making firearms owners look stupid.
I am sure “Moms For Whatever We Want Now” (paid for by the Libs) will latch onto this to show what “real” gun owners are all like.
Awesome story. Figured it was Florida. Georgia is close enough. Don’t take it too seriously. You can’t control the behavior of everybody who owns a gun. That would be a touch controlling. I don’t give a shit how she makes gun owners look. You think the Moms would lighten up if this woman didn’t pull her piece on the wrassler?
By the way, was she legally carrying? And was it a revolver? Was it an antique? Is she married to an African King? For the second time?
Stupid is going to stupid
Anti 2nd. is going to anti
Millions of gun owners, most are responsible, some will be stupid.
Antis are going be critical regardless, it’s what they do.
Who gives lizard spit on what any of those people “feel”?
All part of the show.
Hell this is nothing. Back in the 60s, 70s & 80s before they admitted it was staged wrestlers were getting guns pulled on them all the time. Not to mention stabbed and challenged to fights on almost a daily basis. Sometimes that would include cops to.
Hell Harley Race was known for carrying a snubnose. 38 and had no problem pulling it out when he had to.
Just thought I’d leave this here (to coin a phrase):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr30Xe7TgIw
That’s awesome!. I wouldn’t recommend that particular course of action, but it sure is fun to watch. Thanks for sharing.
Mother Jones is going to have a field day with this. This is exactly the kind of dumb redneck crap the anti-gunners LOVE to sink their teeth into.
In this case, it’s only one tooth.
This is why we can’t have nice things. Like freedom.
Repeal the 19th!
Gawd I hope this gal didn’t reproduce…
So, if our criminal justice system works as it should, she gets convicted of assault with a deadly weapon (a felony), goes to prison and loses her gun rights forever, problem solved. We make an example of her and put the rest of the rasslin’ fans on notice.
But our criminal justice system doesn’t work as it should, so… who knows?
Honestly, there are so many idiots with guns in this country, I’m surprised this sort of thing doesn’t happen more often.
I think the old Crowe was deep into a bottle of Old Crow.
Sounds staged.
and hence property owners/venues have every right to exclude guns from their premisses…not everybody uses a gun properly for defense, but rather dirtbag hothead b.s. like this example, where best if she was not packing.
Instead of a pistol buy dentures
Hey Patty, here’s a big clue!
Professional wrestling is FAKE! They are all ACTING!
C U Next Tuesday Patty
I could have sworn that Raylan took care of all the Crowes. Did he miss one?
^^^ I came here to say something like this.
Must have been one of those Florida Crowes. I hear they’re bad news.
+1 Justified
I live half an hour from Ringgold. It has an arena? 🙂
I hate to admit it, but there’s sure no shortage of cannon fodder in this neck of the woods.
Tom
Jeez. I get wanded down when I go to baseball, basketball, and hockey games. I don’t see why wrestling or any other pro sports venue should be any different.
“Hold my beer, Uncle/Cuz, this guy needs taught a lesson.”
So now because one moron who should never be allowed to reproduce was carrying and did this, entire crowds of people going to the venue will be forced into the Gun Free Zone ideology so that they are nothing more than sheep ripe for the slaughter. I support the 2nd Amendment, but should this idiot really have been carrying a gun?
Cue the flamers.
Want your liberty then fight for it instead of blaming others, sweetheart.
Waah! Waah! They ruined it for the rest of us!
Grow up and quit your belly aching. It’s old and tiresome. Stupid people have always and will always exist.
Is it too late for America? For the sake of gun industry profits we have allowed ourselves to jump off of the gun powder cliff. Madison never imagined the Second Amendment would end up destroying American civilization from within. RethugliKKKlan lawmakers don’t have to worry about violent crime invading their lives like us poor people do where we are being continuously bathed in the blood of our families and youth. Since gun humping ammosexuals want every insane person and criminal to be armed with with modern weapons of instantaneous mass death we need metal detectors at the entrance of every public building just like our elected officials have. Finance it with a tax on ammunition high enough to pay for the program. Vote a straight democratic ticket or the RethugliKKKlan party will continue to have their way us poor people.
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