Let us put man and woman together and see which one is smarter. OK, maybe not smarter. Which one is better equipped to process multiple types of information in a crisis? Recognizing that differing biological imperatives have created significant differences in cognition, researchers at the University of Hertfordshire concluded that women are indeed better at multi-tasking than men—depending on the task (remember that bit). Which leads us to the evil-eyed Amanda Jean Linscott above and her, um, date . . .

Amanda Jean and a pal met three unnamed doods at a bar. It must have been love at first sight. abcnews.go.com reports that the fivesome then moved the party to the home of one of the men. When Amanda’s friend took one of the guys to his bedroom for a little quality time, he was asked for a $250 honorarium. After giving her all he had ($120), both enterprising young ladies split.

The victim then called Linscott’s friend’s cell phone and agreed to meet her at a local convenience store. Instead of encountering the woman who left with his $120, the victim met Linscott, who claimed her friend had ditched her, police said.

The gentleman must have thought Linscott was just as great a catch as her friend. The two quickly moved to the john’s guy’s car.

Linscott got into the victim’s Nissan Sentra, at which point she began touching the man and having sex with him while he was driving, the man told police.

See this multi-tasking challenge, this wasn’t a problem. If it had been, the unnamed date would have pulled over. But he didn’t. Why should he, other than legally, morally and potential insurance premium ding-wise? But then you add one more task . . .

Linscott allegedly demanded money. When the man told her he had already given her friend $120, she put a .357 Taurus revolver to the man’s head, police said.

As a male and thus a uni-tasker, the man in question had some trouble defending himself and driving safely at the same time.

During the melee, the victim lost control of his car, striking a palm tree and barreling through two front yards before his vehicle came to a stop, at which point Linscott fled the scene.

The wreck probably jogged Linscott’s memory of a dentist appointment she’d forgotten. Whatever the reason, she left so quickly she forgot her gun in the gentleman’s car.

Amanda Jean’s been arrested by the Port Charlotte, Florida police on an armed robbery charge. As a woman, we reckon she should be able to polish her new IGOTD trophy and defend herself in court without too much trouble. Not that she would. But she could.

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44 COMMENTS

  1. stupid comes in both sexes. i don’t know who’s better at multi tasking but women are definately better at remembering every word from every conversation you’ve ever had with them. must be a micro chip installed in their brains from whatever planet they’re made on.

    • A good friend said his wife had stunt camera recall. If you watched CHIPS, it was the same car flipping over. The camera crew just filmed it from multiple angles and kept showing it over and over. His wife could recall what he had done or said, but she could do it from multiple angles.

  4. Anyone ever notice that the only time a university ever publishes a research conclusion in the “male vs. female” arena is when it favors the latter? Is it that they (in order to vigorously uphold their liberal “values”) purposely bury any male-favoring findings, or do they cherry-pick experiments that they know will favor women?

    In any case, that was a heck of a mug to have staring back at me when I popped open the site.

  6. we reckon she should be able to polish her new IGOTD trophy

    +1

    She’s apparently skilled ($120 worth, at least) in the polishing arts.

  8. I’m guessing there is more to this story that we’re being told. First off, how do you get a black eye in a car accident? Also according to the news article the whore’s father (grandfather?) told police that the whore had been punched in the eye.

    • I got the worst black eye I ever had in a car accident; as well as the worst concussion. My left eye was swollen completely shut for a month, black, blue, yellow, all the colors of the rainbow and stuck out like a, well, black eye.

  9. There is more to this story than we are being told. First off, how do you get a black eye from a car accident. And why according to the news article, did the wh0re’s father (or grandfather?) tell police she had been punched in the eye.

  15. It looks like the LE/bureaucrat was yelling at her to open her eyes while they were taking the beauty shot.

  17. “They found that when women and men work on a number of simple tasks – such as searching for a key or doing easy maths problems – at the same time, the women significantly outperformed the men.

    Scientists believe that the results show that females are better able to reflect upon a problem, while continuing to juggle their other commitments, than men.”

    — OK, wow like I am now so convinced.

    • Maybe women CAN multitask better than men on somethings, but show me one that can change the oil in her car, while watching a baseball game, and swapping hunting stories with a buddy in the garage! Or one that can properly clean a rifle, while listening to an audio book on fly fishing and also plan a cross country trip to Florida to check out the $120 hooker availability.

  18. TTAG> I thought I told y’all in my survey… NO MORE SCARY PICTURES.

    Those eyes… yikes. One way ride to crazy land for $120?

    No thank you.

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