I’m not sure why Franchi is releasing the Affinity shotgun in Realtree AP and Realtree MAX-4. If you want to grab your shotty, make like a tree and leaf, why not buy the Predator CAMO? Throw that inertia-driven bad boy into the woods and your friends will have the devil’s own time finding it. (Closed woods, professional idiots.) That said, I have a real affinity for the Affinity and the MAX-4 pattern’s bio-diversity [above] tickles my fancy. According to realtree.com, the new camo design features “cattails, mullet, milo, cornstalks, sunflowers, oak and maple leaves, cedar and oak limbs, and a variety of other plant life. The pattern offers maximum effectiveness as waterfowl camo in any open terrain—without geographical limitations.” Save LA’s parks, where basic black is still de rigeur. FYI.
I’d like to see a mullet pattern on a shotgun. Would it attract pelicans? Or people that look like Billy Ray Cyrus?
I’m going to mullet over.
Enough of this country crap. I’m working on city camo featuring cigarette butts, garbage, Mickey D wrappers, crushed beer cans and the occasional dog rocket on an asphalt-colored background with potholes.
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