https://youtu.be/bGUCkZN_IwY

In a previous post, I reckoned a stupid video about “gun juggling” was the dumbest gun video ever. You know; until the next one. First of all, I admit it: I didn’t know gun juggling was a thing. As I’ve mentioned before, I can’t play firearms-based video games; I find them more addictive (if less fattening) than Amy’s Mexican vanilla ice cream drizzled with hot fudge sauce. Second of all, here it is: the next one. So much fail in so long a time. Still, if there is such a thing as a good bad movie (e.g., Mystery Men), this is a wonderful terrible video. Just sayin’ . . .

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52 COMMENTS

  1. Nope. Can’t watch it. I just saw The Purge: Election Year, and there’s only so much stupid I can take.

    • If there is such a thing as “spidey sense” this is a fake. Spiderman would have been webbing his way the hell out of there when he first spotted that trio, not letting them shoot an apple off of his head!

    • I made it 1:33.

      Main reason I stopped was I wanted to scroll down to the comments to see if you guys were talking about how far you made it through the video. I knew that no way folks were watching 10 minutes of that.

      Can someone chime in and relate the major plot points?

      Oh great, now that effin’ ear worm of a song is stuck in my head.

  3. I made it 20 seconds. And now I have to find a way to get the stupid off of me.

  4. I watched about 30seconds. I’m with you Ralph…now if I got that TTAG stipend…:)

  8. Robert, I think you’re forgetting entropy. The universe will ALWAYS invent a better idiot.

  11. Do we get something for finishing it? I was gonna watch the whole thing but then I realized it’s ten minutes long and I don’t think I have enough brain cells to go all 10 minutes.

    • Probably Einstein didn’t have enough brain cells to go all 10 minutes. But I’m just guessing because my brain cells wouldn’t let me go two seconds.

    • Sin at 7:40, scene does not contain a lap dance.

      I’ll give you the TL;DW version:
      Air soft guns and poor effects. No spoken lines, may be fanfic for a Spider-Man and the frozen chicks story. 2/10, found it difficult to fap to.

    • Do we get something for finishing it?

      You win the physical version of what this was mentally: a long slow handjob with a piece of coarse sandpaper.

  13. Mr. Farago:

    You have inspired me to create a telecommunications product that will allow your audience to “review” some articles by sending a “mild” electric shock to you through the Internet.

    Be advised, testing should begin shortly.

    Now please don’t do that again! /;-)

  17. So….chick with the braids is kinda dope. But what I really want to know is how in the hell do I go about getting the 10+ minutes of my life back? Fortunately I was making and eating tacos while watching so this was really just background fodder but still….Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Farago? Just when I was starting to like you.

  19. Okay, no argument. Definitely dumb but then we only lasted a couple of minutes watching it. 0.o

  20. My 4YO kid loves this stuff. Don’t get it personally but hey it’s the Internet. I will say it’s good to see Elsa can operate operationally.

  21. Let’s see:

    Poor trigger control.
    Poor muzzle control.
    No hearing protection.
    No eye protection.

    I could only handle one minute and twenty seconds.

  26. You guys who gave up early missed the drug-fueled bunga-bunga party at the end. Suffice to say: Maleficent earns her bad girl cred.

  27. I forwarded 3/4 of the way through it, saw that everyone was still clothed, and moved on.

  28. Holy awful trigger discipline batman! I don’t wanna hear any nonsense about “irresponsible” gun owners from this crew…

  31. That’s the first time I lasted 10 minutes for anything…and it proved to be a waste.

    *8(

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