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Bachelor parties. Strippers and hangovers? Before you and your friends waste your money on the same old pre-marital revelry, let me ask you a simple question: are you man enough for the Lone Star State? Ox Ranch located in Uvalde, Texas may be the manliest bachelor destination in the world.
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It’s easy to see why when you take a look at some of their activities…
– Drive & Shoot WWII Tanks
– Fire Machine Guns, Flamethrowers, and Artillery
– Hand feed Giraffes as well as Kangaroos
– Hog Hunting & 60+ species available for hunt.
– Caving and Spelunking
– ATV Off-Roading
– Ox Ranch is the ultimate bachelor playground with over 18,000 acres of adrenaline pumping fun!
The ranch has thousands of free ranging exotics, from over 60 different species.
Their bachelor packages start at $1,000 per person which include lodging, food, drinks, private guides and dozens of activities. Tanks and machine guns not included.
Speaking of which, Ox Ranch is the only place in the U.S. where you can fire a tank’s main cannon. No joke: you can send actual military ordnance into the clear blue skies over Texas.
And then let loose with a wide range of artillery pieces and machine guns, including the legendary M2 Browning and Russian PKM.
One more thing . . .
Bachelor party organizers constantly ask us “Do you provide women?” The answer is no. Ox Ranch does, however, have a strict, “What happens on OX Ranch stays on OX Ranch” policy.
If you’re looking for maximum bang for your bachelor party buck, you can’t do any better than OX Ranch. Click here or call (830) 275-4962 to reserve your dates.
Yes sir, that’s how we do it in Texas.
Looks like a hell of a lot of fun.
Just going to point out that an ox is a castrated bull. And they are advertising bachelor parties. Just leaving this here for their marketing department.
I thought a catrated bull was a steer, and an ox was a European version of them black cows that drags sticks thru mud holes in asia
An ox (plural oxen) is any bovid used as a draft animal. They’re typically castrated cattle, but can also be cows, bulls, or (typically in Southeast Asia) water buffalo of either sex (intact or not). Theoretically a Musk Ox (arctic bovine) trained to pull a yoke would be an actual Ox, though they’re so unfriendly you’d be insane to try it.
What a coincidence. This ran in New York Times today…unsurprisingly they have a slightly different take:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/19/us/exotic-hunting-texas-ranch.html
I think it’s surprisingly balanced, considering the source.
They explain the practicality of it all, and then demonstrate that ‘animal-protection’ types care more about their emotions than they do about practical solutions.
The ranch has about 30 bongo, the African antelopes with a trophy fee of $35,000. Last fall, a hunter shot one. “Taking one paid their feed bill for the entire year, for the rest of them,” said Jason Molitor, the chief executive of the Ox Ranch.
To many animal-protection groups, such management of rare and endangered species — breeding some, preventing some from being hunted, while allowing the killing of others — is not only repulsive, but puts hunting ranches in a legal and ethical gray area.
“Depending on what facility it is, there’s concern when animals are raised solely for profit purposes,” said Anna Frostic, a senior attorney with the Humane Society of the United States.
Well, I’m already married (as are my close friends), so the bachelor party and wedding packages are out of the question. Hmmm, maybe organize a trip for a wedding anniversary ending in “0”? Good thing the wife likes most of the activities on offer.
“Well, I’m already married (as are my close friends), so the bachelor party and wedding packages are out of the question.”
Out of the question?
You’ve never play-acted “It’s my first time, please be gentle, kind sir.” with a lady?
(It’s *lots* more fun than ‘shoe salesman’) 😉
Holy jeez LOL
It’s *nothing* like ‘squat cobbler’, Joe… 😉
hugs and kisses ranch?
“at night we sleep in separate beds…”
If I’m going to Texas for something gun related it’s either a TTAG meet or heli-hog-hunting with MG’s.
This
– Drive & Shoot WWII Tanks
– Fire Machine Guns, Flamethrowers, and Artillery
– Hand feed Giraffes as well as Kangaroos
– Hog Hunting & 60+ species available for hunt.
– Caving and Spelunking
– ATV Off-Roading
Something in this list, seems very out of place.
“Do you provide women? The answer is no.”
“Click here or call (830) 275-4962 to reserve your dates.”
Contradiction much?
Skydive in . . . night HALO jump into water. . .
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Helo extraction. . .
Makes you want to need a bachelor party.
They picked a giraffe so that drunk guests can’t mate with it.
TERRIBLY SORRY, that’s a gross mis-characterization.
Some of the guests would be sober.
Can you fire HE rounds from the tank gun or is it limited to solid shot?
I fired a 12 pounder muzzle loader once. Great deal of smoke and flash and noise but the 12 pound solid shot was kinda anti climactic in its impact.
Haven’t fired anything explosive in over 4 decades. Or an m2 for that matter since then.
“Haven’t fired anything explosive in over 4 decades.”
lol
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Way too easy…I will just leave it at that.
Mating with s Giraffe? Does she stand still or do I have to keep moving the ladder?
That just cracked me up 😂❤️
They probably reinforce its aversion to becoming stump-broke with cattle prods.
I know about insane amounts of money spent on wedding dresses and weddings ( not from personal experience, we eloped ) but I never considered people spending insane amounts of money on a bachelor party. You gotta love America. I’m kinda like Kay Clark Miculek when Jerry wanted to buy her a wedding ring, she said she would rather have a new shotgun.
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