Pineapple Suppressor: Just Thought I’d Leave This Here

January 15, 2017

If you like this kind of video, I recommend everydaynodaysoff.com, my go-to source for weird, wild and wonderful YouTube gun vids. In this case, someone figured out that anything relatively large and mushy makes a reasonable suppressor.

Those who oppose the Hearing Protection Act may take no notice, but it’s certainly true that you can use a variety of items to hush a firearm’s distinctive crack, including a converted Maglite (seen on the Walking Dead). More proof, if proof be needed, that you can’t stop the signal. Ever.

16 COMMENTS

doesky2 January 15, 2017 At 20:15

Don Ho does NOT approve.
bLoving January 15, 2017 At 20:15

Suppressor, rum, kahlua, ice, glass…
I’m no bartender -what did I forget?
- matty 9 January 15, 2017 At 22:00
  
  blender
  - Michael in GA January 16, 2017 At 07:01
    
    Looked like the blender was taken care of.
    I’d add lime and coconut.
Mike Betts January 15, 2017 At 20:29

Who sez you need a blender to make a frozen Piña Colada?
https://www.bing.com/search?q=rupert+holmes+escape&form=EDGNTC&qs=AS&cvid=f7f1aee255e54c7d9897e70ff832bf3e&pq=rupert+holmes&cc=US&setlang=en-US
-Peter January 15, 2017 At 20:31

I’m large and mushy Greg. Can you make a suppressor out of me?
- Jack January 15, 2017 At 20:58
  
  HA!!
- jwm January 15, 2017 At 21:01
  
  Only once.
  - CGinTX January 16, 2017 At 11:21
    
    Zing!
tmm January 15, 2017 At 20:38

meh.

Hope this doesn’t get outta hand…barrel obstructions do not make good suppressors.
- jwm January 15, 2017 At 21:02
  
  No, but they make interesting videos.
tmm January 15, 2017 At 20:41

An enema for a pineapple. Another pineapple returns the favor.
tmm January 15, 2017 At 20:58

What the hell is up with the intro?
…low pov of dude looking downfield from tornado ravaged area
…engine compartment, because…
…dude talking to camera
All while action music is playing.

And then we get Nate “Shaggy is my cousin” Zoinks
Defens January 15, 2017 At 21:13

By the time your tax stamp clears, wouldn’t the fruit be pretty much converted to compst? And how do you engrave a serial number on a pineapple?
Cliff H January 15, 2017 At 21:25

Have to wonder what it does to accuracy? Also, how would you get a holster to carry the damn thing, much less attach it to the barrel?

There is a very popular (in Russia) movie called “Brat” (Russian for brother) in which the protagonist creates a silencer from a 2-liter soda bottle filled with cotton batting in order to assassinate a gangster. Attached by some sort of tape to the barrel of a .22 revolver. I’m sure the Internet can/does provide many other ideas for improvised suppressors much more effective, if not more entertaining, than pineapples or potatoes.
Luciferian January 16, 2017 At 14:12

I’ve got a gun… I’ve got pineapple… UH, pineapple gun!