Scraped from curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com:
Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, and registration. The policeman notices a Concealed Carry Permit as the man was fishing out his drivers license. So the cop asks, “Are you carrying today?”
“Yes, I am.”
“Well then, better tell me what you got.”
The guy says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.
There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”
“Okay,” the cop says. “anything else?”
“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about it.”
“The cop asks, are you on your way to or from a gun range ?”
“Nope.”
“Well then, what are you afraid of ?”
“The guy responds, “Not a damn thing.”
here is a gun joke: What is another name for gun control?
shooting with both hands.
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