Nolan Dalla (courtesy nolandalla.com)

“This magazine bills itself as follows — ‘Tactical Weapons is the exciting bi-monthly publication that is much more than a gun-test driven magazine.’ Exciting??? Sorry, that’s not a word I want associated with someone brandishing a firearm. If someone is about to cream in their pants with a finger on the trigger, f*ck your Second Amendment rights. You’re not a patriot. You’re a psychopath.” – Nolan Dolla, Taking Aim at Gun Magazine Pornography [via nolandalla.com]

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  2. “If someone is going to get off telling other people what to think, and threaten them with great bodily harm if they don’t comply, f*&k your first amendment rights. You’re not a journalist, you’re a wannabe dictator.”

    • When I just looked, there was 12 posts on his site, every one was showing him to be the fool with out using ad-hominem attacks.

      See, to those Paul T. McCain wanna be’s, the truth already hurts. No need to stoop to the gutter to make ones point.

  4. wow I read the whole post and he is instantly condescending to readers under 25 before he starts associating every gun magazine with his own personal frustrations.

  6. It’s like you think gun porn is a bad thing? Just like people porn, I can enjoy and appreciate what someone else has without getting jealous or ruining my relationship with my own firearms.

    • Exactly. I don’t really get this new trend of glorifying some guy on the Internet’s anti-gun ranting. He probably got more traffic from this post on TTAG than his whole site has in the last three years. Why dignify him? Same with Tim Wise. What’s the point? We know there are people out there who think like that. If it’s someone with a big following, then it’s worth having the debate. These guys, not so much.

      • Personally, I like knowing who is out there attacking the right to KABA. Know thy enemy.

        It also envigorates me to go out and make a difference. To counter such hate, fear and bigotry gives a feeling of accomplishment in defending such an important right.

        It not only gives me the extra reason to vote in my local elections. This is also the reason I started to OC for the last number of years. To show the public that regular people carry guns too.

        • I see no reason to glorify them either, but these are the types that turn issues like these into a political platform and end up in a position to actually matter. Truly know thy enemy, then vote to ensure they remain morons with blogs and not morons with power.

        • larryinTX: not to steal anyone’s thunder, but that line is from one of the best terrible movies ever; Red Dawn.

          “All that hate’s gonna burn you up, boy.”

          “Keeps me warm.”

        • Swarf is right Not my line. My platoon adopted it in regards to stupid things higher ups were making us do in Afghanistan, like carrying gear that was supposed to block cell signals to IEDS, we had to carry it but didn’t have batteries for it.

        • There is a point to hear what Bloomberg or the MSM is saying but beyond that what we we are seeing is a need to fill space. I don’t fault Robert for that; it is just the way things are in this business. At some point you run out of things to say and like all news organizations have to start manufacturing news less they become repetitious. How many articles can be written about subjects like self defense tactics, gun law, Glock vs 1911 or caliber wars? Besides there aren’t that many new products to write about. I mean how interesting is Gen 3 vs Gen 4? The R51 disaster was probably the most interesting new product story in the last year. So now we mostly get is an obscure anti-gun nut of the day, and the daily why I hate the police post to keep the forum going until some real newsworthy event or new product arrives on the scene.

        • Who’s he working for? Lady Liberty? Personal Freedom? The right to KABA? And for himself; because making money in the defense of freedom is a twofer.

          Who do you think he’s working for?

        • @ThomasR, actually expecting El Mac to substantiate any of the bullshit he shovels is a waste of time.

        • I agree SteveinCo; he’s alluded a couple of times as to who Robert might be “working” for, but he’s been to shy, ie cowardly, to actually go on record as to saying what he means.

          • @ThomasR, no, I’ve been pretty clear about who I think he is working for. I have no direct knowledge anymore than you do, but I can do the math.

        • El Mac he’s actually working for the vast Reptilian Conspiracy. Evidence has pointed to the fact the he himself is a reptilian from the plant system by Sirius. Also, many ancient alien theorists have suggested this website has been used to pin point the most radical of gun owners. This is all a premise for the reptilian attempt to take over the world from within, and then use its resources to fight the Grays.

        • I don’t why anyone responds to El Mac. He just makes comments to get a rise out of people. Textbook Troll. If he didn’t like this site he would leave. Instead he keeps coming back trolling. That is why he is here – because he likes trolling. Don’t feed the troll.

      • Hey! TTAG has a Wiki page. It says TTAG is the most popular gun blog in the world. I know I click on this site a lot.

  8. Sounds like his problem is with the First Amendment not the Second.

    Well, they probably all suck in his mind.

  9. While we’re at it, Fuck the 1st Amendment. We don’t nee-
    THIS POST HAS BEEN MODDERATED BY THE UNITED STATES THOUGHT POLICE. THE AUTHOR OF THIS OFFENDING TEXT HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF A THOUGHT CRIME AND HAS BEEN INCINERATED. FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

    • This important message has been brought to you by The Ministry Of Truth and The Ministry Of Love.

    • THE PREVIOUS MODERATION HAS BEEN MODERATED BY THE UNITED STATES THOUGHT POLICE. THE AUTHOR OF THIS OFFENDING MODERATION HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF USING THE TERM “GOD BLESS”, A MOST EGREGIOUS THOUGHT CRIME AND HAS BEEN INCINERATED FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY.

  10. Obviously he had to write something to fulfill an contracted obligation. If only the reader new this before wasting their time. Hey, maybe we need a new law…

  12. Wow, that pic… yeah, he’s not a self obsessed jerk. I always fire up the filtered lamps when I take a selfie with my wine bottles./sarc

    Here is my comment, awaiting moderation;

    “Screaming obscenities like a child only wins over the minds of children. Maybe it’s time for the gun control industry that manufactures your irrelevant outrage to rewrite the talking points? You know, something more fitting a grown man with multiple degrees rather than an adolescent teen with behavioral issues? Really, I understand your side is upset about your impotence on this issue, but ever since sandy hook the rhetoric on your side has gotten embarrassing, to the point where people are actually starting to prefer the sane by comparison ant-gvt rants of the “ammosexuals.”

      • Haha! Look at the pics of his supporters on the right hand side of the page. You can sense the social guilt/self import through the screen. In particular, I believe the 60 year old lady with the purple hair says it all.

  16. Here are some of his other “smart” writings:

    About children in Las Vegas:
    “It’s seeing small children and toddlers being dragged around casinos like worn out suitcases late at night by their idiotic parents. I swear, I just want to take a hammer and turn totally loose on these numb skulls. Bang! Bang! Bang!” Sounds like we need to regulate hammers better.

  17. If Nolan has a problem with our Bill of Rights, he is free to move to China or North Korea where his vision of personal freedoms exists.

  18. Can ya’all spell P-R-O-J-E-C-T-I-O-N?

    By the way, the thought police stopped by.

    They weren’t so quick on the draw. The hogs out west of town are eating well today.

    John

  19. Yes, F**k people’s rights! We don’t need no stinkin’ “people’s rights” in this dictatorship!! ~sarc.

    “If someone is about to cream in their pants with a finger on the trigger”

    Boy, you sure have no tact.

  20. TTAG, are we going to be subjected to the blogs of every random lunatic with internet access from now on?

    By the way, I heard a intoxicated homeless man sleeping on a bus bench mumble ‘F the Second Amendment’ yesterday.

    I thought you should know. I can do a write up if you want.

    Edit* I see the mob agrees with me. Or me with them, whatever. Rabble Rabble Rabble.

  21. In case my comment on his site is moderated…., Nolan, besides having a First Amendment Right to free speech and press what makes you qualified to rant about guns? Do you own one? Have you fired one? Have you touched one? Do you have any formal or informal training? If the answer to most of these was No then you need to STFU. You just come across as ignorant.

      • And it gave him a chubby. Which scared him. His mother had never explained what causes that. He was 43 at the time and the experience scarred him.

  22. Whew. Talk about a non sequitur. How exactly does he get from a magazine to ‘creaming in pants with finger on the trigger’? Dude has got some major issues.

  23. Elitist attitude……….CHECK
    Anger issues……….CHECK
    Fear/Projection…….CHECK
    Bigotry………………..CHECK
    Sexual obsession…CHECK
    Holy smokes BINGO!

    and for a bonus, using the 1’st Amendment to rant about the 1’st Amendment.

  24. Hey Nolan, mind your own damn boner.
    …huh? Oh, come on. You know, that thing you haven’t seen since the Carter Administration.

  25. I believe this guy is in a French Magazine…not exactly the epicenter of gun rights or the use of firearms. It seems he fantasizes a lot so it makes you wonder about his thought process. I must admit the French do well with paper targets…..at least a couple of them.

  26. I’m looking into this dude’s background to figure out why I should care what he thinks at all, and apparently he’s been back and forth between government jobs and poker his whole life:

    http://www.pokerschoolonline.com/articles/Nolan-Dalla-Biography

    While Gun Shop Commandos and Mall Ninjas, who are the primary demographics for the paper gun rags (and they are rags), are constant sources of mirth for us all, it’s not a stretch to say that men get excited about guns for the same reason they get excited about any other power tool, like a drill or impact wrench: Tools are fun, and boys like toys regardless of age.

  27. I quit reading after “For those who prefer the thrill of bestiality, I recommend Deer Hunter.”
    Even if he’s trying to be funny, he misses.

  28. Hmmm, who’s the psychopath? Wonder who he’s molesting in his mind as “creaming in his pants” flows out of his sewage puker.

  29. I am 23 and reading that comment about “B O O K S T O R E” is irritating. When I was 13 the only phone people owned were flip phones with maybe a watered down version of Tetris. There were also fancy blackberries but no one 13 owned one. In fact, before high school I didn’t even know cell phones were a thing until the very end of middle school when a few kids starting getting them when their parents got sick of loaning theirs out on weekend movie nights.

    I have very found memories of the spring book sale every year k-5. They’d set up the library and turn it into a book store for the week. We’d leave class on a special outing and make lists so we could go in with our parents and buy cool books and fun school supplies that staples didn’t carry.

    My point being, the authors immediate condescending, ignorant attitude towards people under 25 is terrible journalism (if you could even call it that). Anyone 50 or older who is a parents knows what I am taking about. So really his target audience are the 80s kids because he thinks it’s a great idea to ostracize young, impressionable minds. You know, those ones you might have actually swayed with your op ed piece “useless” and antiquated rights.

    Really the entire tone is just offensive for anyone 25 or younger. Regardless of my contradicting beliefs, the author comes off incredibly pompous and rude.

  30. Hey Robert Farago, man you just doubled this clown’s readership for the month. Yet another big government, anti-capitalist, fool who hates the 2nd Amendment. If we ignore them everyone would be better off, including the fool himself.

    • Couldn’t agree more. Giving attention to these “12 unique views a month” bloggers is, to be blunt, idiotic. He’s just another attention whore trying to say something, anything to get some eyeballs on his site. Attacking the 2nd Amendment is a reliable way to do that, especially if you do it vulgarly and disrespectfully.

      If we have to scrape the bottom of the bottom of the barrel this badly for quotes, maybe “Quote of the Day” doesn’t need to be an every day feature.

    • @Rusty Chains, exactly. Why someone would want to bump up this fascist asshole’s hits is beyond me.

  34. Why are retards like Dalla so interested in what we have in our pants?

    And if guns really did make people cream, wouldn’t machine guns outsell dildos?

  35. Arghhh…why did I click on it’s site? Diatribe is not descriptive. Yeah I see dozens of mags at Cabelas. I haven’t bought one in years. I got NO idea how they stay in business. And I’m not under 25-I got a kid turning 40.

  38. Just perused his website. According to him, he trolls casinos late night on the Strip and fantasizes about taking a hammer and bashing in Vegas vacationers’ heads. Other times, this guy whiles away his days on this planet playing poker, thinking about poker, talking about poker, watching poker playing and writing about the infinitely interesting, ever expanding topic that is poker, in his book and on an obscene number of poker-fetishist websites (Gambling Times, Card Player, Poker Digest, Poker Pages, Poker Player, and The Intelligent Gambler) and others.

    Amazingly, he still manages to find time to obsess over and attack, albeit in tumbling scraps of sentences and presumably only during some poker refractory period, the interests, intelligence and activities of others who happen to believe in individual rights and responsibilities. Well.

    When the moment comes, and it will, when he asks his doctor whether Cialis is right for him, he might want to pop in a query about Xanax, too.

  39. The one drawback to freedom of speech is that even the ignorant and the fool enjoy that right without understanding nor accepting the fact that those who disagree with them also enjoy that right. The failure of the ignorant is that they do not understand the importance of the Second Amendment, which is why it second, being only slightly less important than the First.

  40. Here is what bothers me about people like this: there is a mechanism in the Constitution to make changes in it. You do not like the second, then bully for you and change it through the constitutional process set up by the founders. You do not have the right to ignore the constitution, but you have the right to change it.

    Good luck, by the way in changing the second. Lots and lots of us like our guns–even dirty liberals like me.

  42. The way to deal with scum like Nolan is to look them in the eye, give them a warm, sincere smile and say “No one gives a f*ck what you think.”. And then walk away.

  43. What the Hell??? Why would any writer even stoop to this level of idiocy just for today’s Story? Come on Robert F. !!!! Next time do a litte research like a real journalist should and would. You’ve actually brought this site to new low with this article, this is just sad really can’t think of another way to describe it. This computer and 3 minutes time would have showed anyone with a shade of competence that you were dealing with floater and now you added a sail to it so we all have to put up with more stench!!! Just Sad.

    • At least posting Dalla’s shite sent a few people to his page to leave comments. I saw a few comments over there from the people over here.

      • @BillF
        In reply to others going to this Worms sight and leaving comments, my point Exactly ” Give This Bottom Feeder Anything What So Ever” all that’s happened is a boost in this POS’s Ego and now he’s found a agenda that feeds his site and him if that’s what its is. It’s SAD, SAD “SAD ” all we need is to keep running its numbers up and with all these Liberal aceholes we have another spokesman out there fanning flames to try and stop our RTKB!!!! Common guys it’s just common sense don’t take the bait just let the piece of Shit sink no sense in putting a sale on it and letting gain momentum!!
        My2centsWorth!!
        Best Regards

  45. Every one of these tough guys talking smack always seem to use the crudest terms and foul language to describe their position…are they really that lacking in vocabulary and grammatical skills that speaking like they are in middle school and just learned a new dirty word is how they describe their position?

  46. By his logic, any man who looks at a Mustang and thinks about going fast needs a head check… Also, what is with the Left’s parroting of “guns are exclusively sexual” spiel? If they base that opinion off of Freud, he himself said that hoplophobia was a sign of immaturity. Shooting a gun is a unique experience from anything else, and most guns have something unique that makes them a different type of fun. If you tried firing a weapon, maybe it would help your ignorant hatred!

  47. Nothin’ wrong with creaming your pants. It happens to the best of us. Nolan probably doesn’t it with his finger on a little boy.

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