Rudolph Gears Up to Improve Speed and Accuracy Ahead of the Big Night

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    • A certain govner has deep pockets! More than a million each for 2 gals on the Ill annoy Supreme Court. $10000000 to steer into Darrin Bailey’s republican campaign. Rip his toilets out of his Gold Coast mansion & not go to prison for tax evasion-yet. How hard is a federal judge??? He better pay his security detail pretty well🙄

    • it appears to be a laser beam (somehow visible, must be really dusty along the beam but nowhere else) coming out of a red-dot sight.

    • “We’ll see if it gets him home.”

      As long as he finds my place first, I don’t care if he doesn’t make it back home… 😉

  1. As long as he and his buddies don’t spread that Zombie Deer virus that jumps to humans. Santa’s reindeer…the cause of the Zombie Apocalypse.

  2. How much does it cost Santa to drive his sleigh?,, ,,8 bucks, and another one if its foggy.
    Well sadly, maybe, maybe not(👋DebbieW) Rudolph will be draggin an empty sleigh this year because I shot Santa.
    It took me years to find the bastard.
    Santa season, 12 days a year, eyes glued on the fireplace, sitting in a brightly lit treestand.
    Waiting.
    I could have dealt with him just kissing mommie,it was when he creamed her cookies, it uh, uh, well, it uh. …. No more dreams of sugar plums, or fairy tales, yule tide joy.
    Scarred for life.
    Finally, in the year of our Lord theBiden 2023 I got my revenge
    Take me to prison, it was worth it.
    *Munch* *Munch*
    ()

    • “…Rudolph will be draggin an empty sleigh this year…”

      So, what you’re actually saying is that you failed to solve the issue of reindeer shit on everyone’s roof?

      Also, why does this sound strikingly similar to the backstory of Karl in Slingblade?

      Jesus, did you jump out of a Christmas tree and hack Santa up with a kaiser blade like a methed out sicario/ninja/Arkansas retard?

      Shit, possum, that’s messed up in a totally fucking awesome sorta way. You, uh, don’t take requests, do you?

  3. Alan Colie Gets Time Served For Discharging A Firearm In A Mall.

    (note: To recap: This is the food delivery guy that shot the youtuber in the mall. Colie was found not guilty for shooting the guy because it was self-defense. The exact charge related to the self-defense was ‘aggravated malicious wounding’ (its how they charge a self defense incident there, if they do charge you), he was found not guilty of that in September because it was self-defense, however, jurors handed him a guilty verdict for the second charge of unlawful discharge of a weapon in an occupied building. His self-defense insurance is USCCA, contrary to the mis-information and lies spread USCCA did not drop him and defended him, paying for everything, on the ‘aggravated malicious wounding’ charge – and no, he does not have to pay it back, pay back for USCCA is only in case of fraud like that woman did in claiming self defense but it was really premeditated murder which is why USCCA dropped her. However, because of the way he was charged with the second charge USCCA was prohibited by law from paying for and providing that defense because the law does not allow a ‘self defense’ insurance to cover other than the specific self-defense charge and its the same with 100% of all self defense insurances no matter what you think or they say.)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWXqvdmBQvg

      • I refuse to get the insurance, I may be sorry later. My concerns is gunm insurance may become a trend which will lead to it becoming mandatory.
        Whose to know hard hard these Gunm insurance companies do not push for stiffer penalties on shutem ups. I’m sure they lobby Congress to pass mandatory insurance laws.
        When it comes to money, I dont trust no one.

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