Saturday Evening Post: Home Decor Edition

June 25, 2011

For the man who’s got everything (except of course for taste) comes this innovative design from customizedshowercurtains. Apparently, since they are hand-painted, you can get any design you want. Kinda makes me think of the Al Queda version of Clue – Ahmed in the Shower with an AK-47 for some reason. Or something. All I know is if I’m gonna have the silhouette of a naked woman hanging around in my bathroom, I can think of other things that spring to mind (heh) that playing with firearms. I’ll quit now, and leave the obvious puns to Ralph and the boys.

Gentlemen, start your engines…

17 COMMENTS

CUJO THE DOG OF WAR June 25, 2011 At 18:28

Two babes working a pump action…
Chris Dumm June 25, 2011 At 20:25

This is reminiscent of the opening title sequence from a James Bond movie. RIP, Cubby Broccoli.
Ralph June 25, 2011 At 20:49

Could someone like CUJO please define for me the phrase “short stroking?” Does it have anything to do with shotguns?
- Buuurr June 25, 2011 At 21:31
  
  Yes, pumps in fact, mostly. It is when you don’t make your stroke long enough and you fail to load or you are going off half cocked. It results in a failure to fire or eject. It can lead to a jam in the chamber and can be very embarrassing.
  - Bob H June 25, 2011 At 22:17
    
    Jam in the chamber? Just think of the ants…
    (OK, I even grossed myself out with that image in my head)
    - Buuurr June 26, 2011 At 02:11
      
      Gross, Dude.
Bob H June 25, 2011 At 21:07

Gives a whole new meaning to “Negligent Discharge.”

Gives a whole new meaning to “Failure To Eject.”

Gives a whole new meaning to “Limp Wristing”

Gives a whole new meaning to “Lubing the Bolt”

Gives a whole new meaning to “Making sure the safety is on”

And finally: Gives a whole new meaning to “Tap, Rack, Bang”

I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress. Try the veal!
JOE MATAFOME June 25, 2011 At 21:13

I love it, and my shower curtain is going to have three girls each holding two guns of various types.
Brad Kozak June 26, 2011 At 00:49

You guys did not disappoint. Now where in the Devil is Ralph? And what…no 2 cents from Magoo, whining about “gun porn”? I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!
- Ralph June 26, 2011 At 10:46
  
  I posted, but I don’t see it. Buuurr answered my post. Censorship at work on TTAG?
  - Brad Kozak June 26, 2011 At 13:42
    
    Dunno what happened, but it ended up on the cutting room floor. I’ve restored it. It wasn’t me…
    - Ralph June 26, 2011 At 14:46
      
      Ended up on the cutting room floor? That sounds like a bris.
    - Robert Farago June 26, 2011 At 16:00
      
      Nor me.
    - Bob H June 26, 2011 At 19:48
      
      It was the ants…
      - Buuurr June 26, 2011 At 21:30
        
        …dude.
Rudy June 26, 2011 At 02:15

IMHO in given room it would be much funnier to place smaller silhouette right behind window, so it may cast shadow on curtain. Just saying.
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