“A man who was attacked by two other men in his home early Monday shot one of the men, killing him,” kentucky.com reports. “The homeowner, William D. Jolley, 42, told police that a woman, Raven B. Edwards, 27, of Cynthiana, contacted him via social media and asked to come over to his home on Monroe Lane in Cynthiana.” So Raven, some 15 years Mr. Jolley’s junior, contacted him, eh? Through an unnamed website, eh? And agreed to pop over for a quick introductory . . . drink. At 1am. Here’s the before-action after-action report . . .
Soon after Edwards arrived, she went outside and came back with two men who came inside too, according to a news release from state police.
The men, Marcus L. Gross, 28, and Larry J. Nolen, 26, both of Cynthiana, attacked Jolley, police said.
Jolley fired several shots and hit Gross. Gross and Nolen fled, and Nolen took Gross to Harrison Memorial Hospital.
Gross was pronounced dead at the hospital.
So, result. One less bad guy roams the Bluegrass State. Still, the incident highlights an important point for gun guys: don’t forget to maintain OpSec with the members of the fairer sex (i.e. don’t let the small head think for the big head). And keep your powder dry. So to speak. [h/t JS]
Now you tell me.
“Don’t ask prostitutes to come”.
Got it.
You don’t pay for the good time, you pay for them to leave when you’re done.
And it’s money well-spent if they leave. When Raven comes back with some low-IQ white knights, you have to put the little turd-factories in the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rJ8VLj2-c
Wow. I wonder of all that excitement got him out of the mood? With all of that, gun play, dead guys, a BJ and more, I’d say he got his moneys worth!
I’d be getting a hold of her again and telling her, “thanks for great time, we have to do that again. Oh, and by all means, bring more of your friends!!
Sounds like something David Carradine would have enjoyed.
in-call is a no-no. outcall at hotels only players. . . .
Thanks for the advice counselor… 🙂
Or just meet at Shannon’s.
Zionsville, IN rocks!!
Is this from the voice of “experience” ?
Heh…
Dirk may be bound by attorney – client confidentiality..
😉
Dirk just wants to be bound by Shannon!
I invoke my 5th Amendment right against incriminating myself
And cash only, no credit cards that can show up on embarrassing hard to explain card statements…
Or is that attorney-client-attorney privileges?
” outcall at hotels only players. . . .”
Dirk, can someone be a ‘player’ when the nookie comes from a paid professional.?
I always considered ‘players’ to be like the guys sleeping with their bosses 20 yo daughter…
Player extra bonus points for the danger…
“Dirk, can someone be a ‘player’ when the nookie comes from a paid professional.?”
Charlie Sheen says, “hell yeah. The more the merrier.”
“I always considered ‘players’ to be like the guys sleeping with their bosses 20 yo daughter…”
That is an “adventurer”!
I just needed to be reminded of that….thanks!
Merry Christmas to all!
It could have been sadistic foreplay.
if i took your advice, my xday present will never get here.
No problem. I’m more of a afternoon hooker kind of guy.
Morning for me, after coffee of course!
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly the time you want a hooker to come over.
Never have hookers over to your house, bad bad bad bad move. Always a hotel.
Especially if your other half pops in unexpectedly.
i was intending to go full straight in.
Preferably a hotel in a foreign country!
No relation to me, thankfully.
The guilty dog always barks…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except some stoopid horn dog on Craigslist ordering hookers way past the witching hour when nothing good happens. At least the stockings and pistol were hung close with care, as he shriveled up quickly when the thrill was not there.
Play stoopid games, win stoopid prizes.
Merry Christmas TTAG!!! I need more of the Kennedy Family egg nog. Not much egg, but plenty of nog!
“not a creature was stirring except some stoopid horn dog on Craigslist ordering hookers way past the witching hour when nothing good happens.”
Good things *could* happen.
Just not for that guy…
Some of my fondest memories have happened between 0:00 and 0:600.
If you even have memories of those hours, you’re not having enough fun.
I didn’t say they weren’t vague memories…
Never More, cried Raven….
booooo!
Poe, Poe, Poe!!
I’m dying to know! Did the dude get laid before the shit hit the fan? If the broad had been smart, she would have left the door unlocked when she came back in, and the two dudes could have waited till the guy had his pants down with pistol not at the ready, before they came in.
Of course, this won’t work for the perps if the guy wears a shoulder holster with pistol intact. while he’s doing the “deed” Lot of ways to go here, good thing it went the right way!
“If the broad had been smart…”
…she wouldn’t be a $20 crack whore.
Only at a hotel? An incident strikingly similar to this one happened in my little town, at a no-tell hotel. They must teach the technique in prison.
i hope she doesn’t get stuck in the chimney.
I don’t think thats what she specializes going down…
He could be charged with some form of manslaughter, since the incident took place during the commission of a crime (that he was a part of).
It would take a ball-busting DA to bring charges, but it isn’t impossible.
Victimless crime? It was until it wasn’t.
This can happen buying anything from Craigslist.
What happens in ‘Nam stays in ‘Nam; what happens in Korea, stays in Korea.
‘Nuff said.
Don’t play this shit at home. Keep your ‘powder’ dry.
Merry Christmas from Japan.
Think I’ll have another beer!!!!
Akimashita Omedetou Gozaimasu!
Kinda gives “trigger discipline” o whole new meanin’…
So, when is the BEST time?
Why is the victim named? They never do that with rape, because of the intimate/private/humiliating nature of the crime. It’s the same here. There ought to be a law…
Ahhh……the old bait and switch hooker/robbery play. Classic. That’s so Raven.
What’s this world coming to, if a guy can’t trust a ho, not to roll him…Cause where I come from, a ho is a ho…
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