…and what’s behind those eyes. Newly released video of George Zimmerman’s girlfriend reporting to police (she later recanted) that he pointed a Kel-Tec KSG at her. Also that George choked her – which she didn’t report because “he always got away with stuff.”
They were made for each other.
Like she doesn’t have a choke fetish. Who but Cheryl Tunt would seek out Zimmerman?
Mind if I glue up?
It does seem rather unfair to say “I’m into scarfing, Georgie” one minute, but then to turn around and call it “choking.”
I’ve noticed, though: Each time the Zim gets a new set of charges, he gets a prettier wackier chick. I guess Florida’s gone Hollywood.
Big +1 for the archer reference,
It’s carol.
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Uh-uh! She DOES NOT deserve over 30 minutes of my precious life….
The moral of this story is: don’t use your penis for a brain.
I don’t know it Worked well for Ted Kennedy.
Zimmerman does not have Kennedy’s money.
Probably ain’t got Ted’s penis, either.
Or his armed guards.
I think GZ is on on Kel-Tec’s payroll
There are a lot of boys trying to become men who don’t know how to avoid crazy. I bet ol’ Zimmerman’s dad ducked out of the picture early on. He’s got that vibe of trying to be hyper vigilant with regards to the neighborhood watch/trayvon situation and his woman picker is broke.
“There are a lot of boys trying to become men who don’t know how to avoid crazy.”
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/
I’m just going to leave this here.
WC Fields- “All women are insane. Its only a question as to what degree”.
30 minutes…… i’m pretty sure this can’t be unseen and for my own emotional safety refuse to click on link…
Zimm earns a man card for blasting a bad guy. However the thought of bat shit crazy chick mounting fat boy….well let’s not go there.
Maybe he’s got a terminal illness and he’s just going down his bucket list. “Kill someone in self defense, pull a family from a flaming wreckage, date a crazy but hot blonde. Ok, that’s only three more left before suicide on live, national TV.
Or she could have recanted because she simply made it all up ’cause she was pissed at him.
Zimmerman has the man curse — two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Gotta forty in my lap and its freezin’ my junk..
A man or woman who gets assaulted when walking through a dark empty alley in a high-crime area at 2:30AM is not to be ‘blamed,’ but they did something dumb. Zimmerman is that kind of person, except he doesn’t seem to learn to take his hand away from the fire.
Erma Bombeck said it best: “Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.”
the rhinestone purse should have tipped him off.
Didn’t watch the vid, glad it’s available but my 30 mins is better spent.
That said- either Zim is an asshole or Shellie is crazy. Or both. I have no idea which one, and quite frankly I really don’t care. This has no more relevance for me than any other one of the 918324985 daily domestic violence cases which I care equally little about.
Although as I recall this is now the 2nd time Zim/Shellie domestic issues have involved the cops. Sounds like they should both wise up and go their separate ways.
Zimmy just got some fat stacks for selling that crappy painting, so there’s no way this chick is going to go her separate way now. At least not quietly.
That’s not Shellie. Get up to speed.
Oh, then whatever newgirl’s name is. We’ll call her Newgirl. Yeah I’m behind on this, but still don’t really care…
Nuttier than squirrel turds gold digging liar.
That about sums her up in what, seven words?
C’mon George. If you need to get some action, there are other options besides dating trash like this.
John
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