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January 17, 2012

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Dirk Diggler January 17, 2012 At 13:40

oh my.
Brad_in_MA January 17, 2012 At 13:42

She can “Sturm” my “Gewehr” any time. Ach du lieber !!!
Patrick B. January 17, 2012 At 13:43

Trigger control: double entendre.
Alicia January 17, 2012 At 13:44

“Does this gun make my chest look big?”
- Chas January 17, 2012 At 15:26
  
  LOL. This.
Johnny January 17, 2012 At 13:46

Somewhere, a feminist is crying.
- Charles January 17, 2012 At 13:53
  
  Yes!
- Cleetus VanDamme January 17, 2012 At 14:07
  
  Yeah, but she’s ugly. (The feminist, that is.)
Moonshine7102 January 17, 2012 At 13:48

“She carried a pair of 38’s, and a gun.”
I_Like_Pie January 17, 2012 At 13:56

Hey look…There is the Hodgdon booth behind that lady wearing pajamas!!!!
"Dr."Dave January 17, 2012 At 13:57

My, she looks unhappy.

“Why isnt anyone looking at my breasts?”
bunni@imfdb January 17, 2012 At 14:01

ATI’s new .22 AK with plastic furniture
- Joe nobody January 17, 2012 At 14:02
  
  Definetely not an ak
  - matt January 17, 2012 At 14:14
    
    And it doesnt appear to have any plastic furniture. The stock and pistol grip panels are wood, and the handguard is metal.
    - Kevin T January 17, 2012 At 14:18
      
      its a stg 44 from ww2. look it up
      - kalel666 January 17, 2012 At 14:50
        
        I don’t think “plastic furniture” referred to the gun.
- Joe nobody January 17, 2012 At 14:03
  
  What a coincidence! I was wearing nothing but my underwear and fondling a rifle when you posted this!
Doc January 17, 2012 At 14:10

Call me “Booth Bimbo” one more time…
Steve January 17, 2012 At 14:10

3 fake guns.
Watzadon January 17, 2012 At 14:13

Fra-gey-lee, hmmm it must be Italian
Joe January 17, 2012 At 14:22

Is a company making an Sturmgewehr 44 reproduction??? If someone was that would kick ass!
- O.N. January 17, 2012 At 15:15
  
  PTR91 either had plans to make them or made them for a limited time. If you look carefully in the Cabela’s catalog 7.92 Kurz is still being produced.
- Robert Farago January 17, 2012 At 16:04
  
  in .22 no less
- Matt G. January 17, 2012 At 16:49
  
  Ati is importing a 22 version
Ric H. January 17, 2012 At 14:22

Does she come standard?
Chris January 17, 2012 At 14:28

Mom!?
- Robert Farago January 17, 2012 At 14:53
  
  What’s Up Tiger Lilly?
JSIII January 17, 2012 At 14:29

No “Synthetic” material here
Brandon January 17, 2012 At 14:38

Yes honey that’s the one I want. Now pay the man and get your butt home and make me a sandwich.
Brian January 17, 2012 At 14:41

Hey babe, can you get me a beer before you clean that gun?
Will January 17, 2012 At 14:59

“OMG… that a**hole is blocking the tv”
Brad_in_MA January 17, 2012 At 15:28

Joe,

Check out “Marstar” in Canada. They made semi-auto repro Stg-44 rifles.

– Brad
Dave J January 17, 2012 At 15:35

…I’m not very proud and somewhat embarrassed about this gig…and my dye job.
Keith S January 17, 2012 At 15:37

….and it comes with a stock woodie…
Jim January 17, 2012 At 15:55

“Why couldn’t I have gotten picked for the Barrett booth?”
readyfire,aim January 17, 2012 At 15:56

i just found the new ex mrs ready aim,fire
miforest January 17, 2012 At 16:00

wow wow wowowooowooowow wow
huck January 17, 2012 At 16:18

My name is Lisa, and I’m the NRA.
Varmint Hunter January 17, 2012 At 16:20

Hopefully, she’s trying to figure out a way to brush her hair with it.
Lemming January 17, 2012 At 16:33

They’re made from steel and space-age polymers; and so are the rifles.
- ralphrotten January 17, 2012 At 17:17
  
  +1
- Joseph Hartwick January 17, 2012 At 23:12
  
  +2
Tom January 17, 2012 At 17:17

OK, I am ready to pole dance at the Nazi Odessa Bar!
n January 17, 2012 At 17:21

“I wish it was bigger.”
Brooklyn in the house January 17, 2012 At 18:00

“They are Double Action just in case you were wondering. “
Tim January 17, 2012 At 18:05

Must we always suffer through this RF? MUST WE? So be it – I will just have to grin and bear (or is it bare) it.
virtualjohn January 17, 2012 At 18:08

“Where do you put the batteries?”
NxSW January 17, 2012 At 18:25

These mesh brass catchers are becoming all the rage.
Darren January 17, 2012 At 20:16

STG 44s? I got some 44s right here…
BLAMMO January 17, 2012 At 21:33

It’s not fish I catch with this fishnet. But I sure do hook a lot of suckers.
Travis January 18, 2012 At 00:06

Is that an STG44?
Mikeb302000 January 18, 2012 At 07:07

Roberrrrt, your resolutiooooon.
IdahoPete January 18, 2012 At 12:30

Isn’t this the SciFi/Fantasy Convention? Am I in the wrong hall?
Mercutio January 18, 2012 At 13:35

Xhorosho, dorogoya djevuska!
Wade January 18, 2012 At 13:55

Why is the camera focused behind her?! damn you, photographer!
matt January 19, 2012 At 11:53

German Engineering?
Todd January 19, 2012 At 18:44

What the hell is she looking at?
Scott January 19, 2012 At 18:46

Her Tacticool add-ons are way better than yours.

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