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Steven Seagal Doesn’t Read TTAG. Yet

January 16, 2013

As viewers of his somewhat abortive reality TV show will remember Mr. Seagal favors 1911s. And shoots them very, very well. “I like Caspians and Infinity,” the actor intoned softly. “Long sides.” Something about career arcs occurred to me but I thought better of mentioning it to the man who towers over mere mortals like a modern-day Goliath. And so I lived to tell the tale.

26 COMMENTS

Brooklyn in da house January 16, 2013 At 19:08

“I want Hatcha dead!”
JSIII January 16, 2013 At 19:15

He is like the poor mans Jean Claud VanDam and I love him! The whole law man show was kinda funny.
chris January 16, 2013 At 19:27

I got my wife to watch the first under siege! success!
Big Jack January 16, 2013 At 19:33

Guess he’s incogcheeto!
- 16V January 19, 2013 At 00:03
  
  “It’s not easy, being cheesy.”
Damocles January 16, 2013 At 19:34

Awesome, God bless him!
Lance January 16, 2013 At 20:02

What no knife to nail Tommy Lee Jones with??? LOL

Good to see a Hollywood actor like his 2A rights too.
Ing January 16, 2013 At 20:13

Thanks for this post, RF. It made me chuckle. Any little lift is appreciated.

Never seen a Seagal movie (beyond the first four minutes, that is), but if he brings a little bit of the Second Amendment to Hollyweird, he’s fine with me.
- Anonymous January 16, 2013 At 20:46
  
  “Never seen a Seagal movie (beyond the first four minutes, that is)”
  
  Then you’ve seen them all.
Philthegardner January 16, 2013 At 20:28

Well THERE’s a guy with the body mass to absorb recoil…
g January 16, 2013 At 20:34

Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE was kind of a comeback for him. Kind of.
Jed Henson January 16, 2013 At 20:40

Awesome! How’d you recognize him? I never woulda.

“Nobody is above the law.”
- Ralph January 16, 2013 At 20:53
  
  “You guys think you’re above the law. Well, you ain’t above mine.”
  
  Above the Law (1988)
- Anmut January 18, 2013 At 23:51
  
  Look for the only idiot wearing sunglasses indoors… yep probably a “celebrity.”
Slab Rankle January 16, 2013 At 20:45

I think he once said that AIDS was created by the CIA to kill blacks. Still, “Above The Law” is a great movie.
duke nukem January 16, 2013 At 20:56

he is still alive??
- 16V January 17, 2013 At 01:45
  
  Define “alive”…
- jacquejet January 19, 2013 At 09:05
  
  Alive and getting bigger every day. Still, don’t mess with him. Multiple black belt in Aikido. Still probably the only Hollywood “action hero” who could back up his movie fighting with reality. OK, maybe Wesley Snipes also.
JOE MATAFOME January 16, 2013 At 21:44

I have all his movies and the man is a great shot.
bontai Joe January 16, 2013 At 23:01

I am surprised at how healthy he looks. He had been packing on a lot of extra pounds, but your photo shows him to be in decent shape. he must be working out. I like his films, Good escapist entertainment.
avenger1 January 16, 2013 At 23:26

Its great to see someone from Hollyweird who is pro 2A, but I still cannot stand his horrible acting. The best movie he “starred” in: Executive Decision. He died within the first few moments of the film! 😛
- jacquejet January 19, 2013 At 15:06
  
  That was my favorite part!
AlphaGeek January 17, 2013 At 01:35

Wouldn’t it make a heck of a lot more sense to quote him as saying he liked long slide 1911’s?
Stinkeye January 17, 2013 At 02:00

Is “modern-day Goliath” the polite way to say “fat guy”?
Molon Labe January 17, 2013 At 03:38

I also have all his movies. How did you recognize him?
Anmut January 18, 2013 At 23:51

I didn’t think the SHOT show was open to the public? WTF I want a ticket next year… I could put together some crappy movies between now and then – I’ll even staple a pony tail to my neck if I have to.