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The Gun Safety Song – As a Nursery Rhyme

December 28, 2015

As the YouTube description informs us, “This is the guitar version of The Gun Safety Nursery Rhyme by Jordan Winkler (a.k.a. FX Hummel). His version can be found here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CScKk.” Just so no one gets their knickers in a twist about copyright infringement. There are, however, animal cruelty charges pending against your humble scribe for playing this video in the presence of schnauzers. The only saving grace here: the kid with the binkie is a born performer. How the babe manages to avoid passing out until the end is a mystery for the ages. BTW can a 56-year-old man get broody for grandchildren?

16 COMMENTS

Boyd December 28, 2015 At 20:08

well looks like I can’t play that song. I couldn’t do a bar chord to save my life.
- the ruester December 28, 2015 At 20:53
  
  Ever been tempted to use a revolver as a slide? Don’t lie.
  - Tom in Oregon December 28, 2015 At 23:13
    
    Hmmm. I just might have to ruin a .50 BMG piece of brass and make a slide. Test the sound.
    Thinking harder, I might have to chop up a dozen and see if the local music store has some counter space.
- Mark Horning December 28, 2015 At 21:59
  
  So play a “cheater F” like the rest of us.
Frank Masotti December 28, 2015 At 20:22

He has the right idea. Get them young and teach them the right way to handle a firearm and rules for safety.
- Meagan March 4, 2016 At 10:53
  
  I agree with you Frank! The younger they are, the more likely they will practice the safe ways. Start them young!
TX Gun Gal December 28, 2015 At 20:34

Cute kid and good for dad for teaching the toddler early gun safety rules. Of course dad may have some splainin to do when kid starts preschool and starts singing gun rules of safety nursery song
what with Zero tolerance
- JR_in_NC December 28, 2015 At 21:07
  
  Homeschool. Why give people like that that kind of power over your child?
Rikoshay December 28, 2015 At 20:36

Ab so freking lutly on the broody thing!!
the ruester December 28, 2015 At 20:55

This kid starts life with +1 to his “gun nut” perk!
Tom in Oregon December 28, 2015 At 22:45

Grandchildren are even better than regular children!
- jwm December 29, 2015 At 00:19
  
  The only reason to have kids is so you can have grandkids.
  
  I used to feel sorry for those that proudly proclaimed they wouldn’t have kids. Then I thought, what the fuck, they just made free more resources for my spawn.
Southern Cross December 29, 2015 At 00:11

My son was taught if he wants to look or hold, he has to ask. Not that I ever refused him. But having dad present makes it more controlled than him looking without me knowing.

And I have the keys to the safe as well. 😉
glenux December 29, 2015 At 01:36

Start them young.
A good good father.
tsbhoA.P.jr December 29, 2015 At 07:39

my wife’s biological clock is flashing twelve so there are constant mutterings about new babies.
my daughter’s vow of chastity is bound to disappoint ol’ girl.
ringtone123 May 7, 2022 At 22:50

I downloaded it but I don’t know how to use it. Can you give more detailed instructions? I’m having music issues with this version.