OK so our fearless leader got bit by the high-end gun bug and drools over the Wilson CombatsEd BrownsNighthawk CustomsSTI Internationals and Gemini Customs of the world. But he hasn’t discovered the next level: the full-on, full-tilt, balls-to-the-wall, uber-expensive mastabatory-material bespoke weapons. So let me point RF and our armed intelligentsia in the right direction for some serious pistol porn . . .

Louder Than Words aggregates the best ‘smiths in the country to build some of the most outrageous guns for charity. But, realistically, it is just going to help spawn divorce rates after I divulge the link. The pricing here starts around $4K for the good stuff, and we go up from there. But the craftsmanship is beyond reproach. Would you take three days to fit the slide to the rails? They would.

Click on any of the ‘smiths on the left side of the page and get ready to drool. Ned Christiansen’s checkering is baffling [top pic]. Chuck Rogers defines 1911 tacticool [above]. Ted Yost’s work is the definition of clean, and CT Brian’s skeletonized trigger = yummy [below].

Cold shower time. Note to Sam: hide RF’s plastic.

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Brett Solomon got his first taste of the magazine world covering car electronics for CarSound & Performance Magazine. He landed the job by being noticed for designing high-end car audio systems. Which was fine by him because there was no way he was going to pass the third level of calculus toward an electrical engineering degree at University of Delaware. Not with those DuPont scholars around campus, he’ll take Journalism over Engineering, thank you very much. He has since written for a number of publications (think in-flight journalism) that lack the chutzpah of Robert Farago, and having all of those milquetoast reviews pent up in his system now allows his pen to spit fire. We’ll, he is just not that mean but happy to tell the truth…and the truth is most firearms are fun!