The perfect onesie for the baby in a pro-gun household.

February 28, 2012

Here’s something for that next baby shower – a perfect outfit for the little nipper in your life, and simultaneously, a way for you to assert your manhood, should there be any doubt. [NOTE: If the milkman shows up at the baby shower with this in a gift box, your mom-to-be got some ‘splainin’ to do…]

11 COMMENTS

Buuurr February 28, 2012 At 10:17

Dude! Does this come in 24 months?
- Brad Kozak February 28, 2012 At 11:28
  
  I dunno – click on the pic – it links to their site.
GlockHome.com February 28, 2012 At 10:43

lol, that’s awesome.
Whiskey Tango February 28, 2012 At 12:21

i’m holding my little pro gunner as I read. Going to have to make a purchase.
bontai Joe February 28, 2012 At 12:22

COOL!
Alex February 28, 2012 At 12:48

A friend just had a baby. Perfect gift! Ordered. Thanks!
Tim Tritt February 28, 2012 At 13:38

You know, ESPN has been firing and suspending people for using language similar to yours (nipper). As a man married to a Japanese woman, I don’t take offense because I understand where your heart and intent are. (man I hate ending a sentence with a “be” verb.
- Brad Kozak February 28, 2012 At 14:04
  
  Feh. Where I grew up, “nipper” was always preceded by the word “little.” There was no racial component to it at all. Hell, even Stevie Wonder did a song about “nappy-headed” – which would likely get you shot, if you’re white and used it in the wrong place/wrong time.
  
  When my dad (who grew up in Chicago) moved to Shreveport, LA, they went to an Italian restaurant, where my mom (a Louisiana native) ordered a “Wop salad.” My dad came unglued. He said to her, “DON’T SAY THAT IN HERE! DO YOU WANNA GET GROUND GLASS IN YOUR FOOD?” She smiled, and pointed to the menu – where “Wop salad” was listed. Even better, the place was reputed to be a hangout of Carlos Marcello – the Wise Guy Don for the Gulf Coast.
  
  I suppose it’s all how you look at it.
  - Tim Tritt February 28, 2012 At 14:32
    
    I should have put a smiley in there, or something… It was really directed at the lunatics in ESPN and the whole Jeremy Lin incident – your article just provided the impetus.
    - Brad Kozak February 29, 2012 At 00:44
      
      Not to worry. I know you well enough to know that you had your tongue firmly planted in your cheek.
      
      Unlike where ESPN plants theirs.
Rich Keagy February 29, 2012 At 10:51

Wasn’t Edison’s dog (pit bull?) named ‘The Little Nipper’?
It’s his dog on the record labels with a caption ‘His master’s
voice”.
The dog has his head cocked as he looks at an old Victrola
playing his owner saying something.