“An Allegheny County assistant district attorney and a uniformed Pittsburgh police officer posed, smiling and toting large guns that were evidence in a case they worked on together, in a Facebook photo with the caption, ‘You should take the plea,'” post-gazette.com reports. The dynamic duo have taken some heat for this unauthorized venture into social media shaming. “Approached by a reporter Friday morning, [AC ADA Julie] Jones briefly smiled, laughed and said . . .
‘We actually…’ She did not complete her thought before saying, ‘I have to go to an appointment,’ and walking away.”
Awww. I hate uncompleted, uh, thoughts. So why don’t you finish Ms. Jones’ sentence for her? The best guess gets a CMC Tactical AR-15/10 trigger.
…just finished intimidating a suspect, it was hilarious!
…”do” it a lot.
“We actually beat the plea out of them”
We use the big guns at work.
We actually just wanted to let him know that his belongings were safe with us…. for now.
We actually…aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
…just did our first desk pops!
Is that not a thing?! They were so convincing!
figured out who’s is bigger
We actually … know how to take a joke.
We actually…Enjoy to exercise the Second Amendment, while vigorously depriving our fellow citizens their rights.
…love using social media to poison the potential jury pool.
My bad, it was a non-jury trial.
Entry withdrawn.
You should take the pleasure of confiscatung one of these
We actually…….are safer.
You should take the pleasure of holding these
…..don’t care about jury influencing since gun owners are obviously domestic terrorists and this proves it.
either way, there will be unwanted butt sex.
We actually . . . prefer plunger handles for plea bargains.
…can’t believe the guy called the cops after being shot at during a drug deal! What did he think, that we were just concerned about his well-being and safety and would ignore all the pot? (Chortle)
We actually just shot Cecil
Winner !
She said: We actually wanted to see whose bore diameter was bigger. Mine was.
Lucky that
“We actually don’t care if you have a nice day.”
We actually enjoy shooting guns and didn’t do anything wrong. The caption is meant to be a joke, maybe our big smiles were misleading.
“…. settled the case on the drug dealer last week. He pled to fellony probation. Now that hes a covictrd fellon and self confessed dope slinger he cant have a firearm.”
…because these guns are so scary looking!
We actually. …just shot them at the range
“We actually….” are not dating….
You should take the pleasure of breaking these bad boys in…
… “thought our terrifying smiles were helping us avoid court.”
…don’t get paid to think about what we do before we do it.
We actually need to get these back to the ATF so we know they won’t fall back into a criminals hands.
The cycle continues and our jobs are secure.
We actually…went and shot them first, hence the big smiles.
Or
We actually…are hoping to seize them permanently due to criminal forfeiture so I can shoot it any time I like.
We actually. ….didn’t think that far ahead
We actually… didn’t think it was a big deal. I know it must be shocking that an average person can hold a firearm and nothing happen.
Because it makes my job so much easier!
We actually… Pose with firearms that we unjustly confiscate all the time. Not sure why your making a big deal out of it this time!!!!
Because I got a hot date in Rio, the same week as the trial is scheduled for.
because this is what comes after the rubber hose!
We actually on our way to go and have these über-scary high power military-style assault weapons melted down and cast into a peace sign. We were then going to hold hands with sing kumbaya over the fact that we could have just possibly saved “just one life” from gun violence…
We actually aren’t accountable for our actions, we’re government employees.
*mad I didn’t think about this*
We actually … have a big pile of these. What’s the big deal?
…forgot to run this by forensics first
“We are” actually looking for for a new profession not in law enforcement.
“We are” using good trigger discipline!
“We actually… didn’t think the media would object because they usually buy in to our anti gun BS.”
(We actually…) know they’re totally innocent! But….we don’t care! And…we grabbed their guns! Hahahahahahahahaha…
Were posing for a picture for our wedding invitation.
“We actually” were just holding the weapons so that they didn’t walk off and start killing people
Are taking these and flying to Zimbawe for a lion hunt now!
…went full retard by posting this to facebook. derp.
We actually have a First Amendment right to display our personal affections for the Second Amendment (and for each other) on Facebook.
We actually understand the Constitution.
We actually were breaking no laws. There’s no story here.. move on.
Best guess? “We actually just thought it would be funny… [left unsaid part: …”but nobody has a sense of humor about anything any more”].
I plea the 2nd
The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed
We actually …. didn’t do anything illegal. This isn’t the politically charged issue your looking for.
…are the only ones, professional enough, to handle these weapons. *bang*
Stop posting, boys. This here is the winner…
Agreed! That clip is freaking hilarious! This entry should win for sure.
“We actually…… don’t give a damn what the public thinks of our trophy photo.”
…were comparing the size of our penises.
We actually…were on our way to a Moms demand rally.
We actually…don’t know what you are talking about. It was a photoshop picture? Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket!
It was someone else, somewhere else. We’ve never even held guns before.
It must have been those pesky Republican gun-lovers using fake photography!
We actually don’t understand the concept of tact.
We actually… don’t remember where we left those. Case closed?
…And we can take ’em home!
presume you’re guilty because guns.”
“do this with all the evidence, shouldn’t you be covering Cecil the lion or something?”
…shouldn’t have had those Happy Hour Lemon Flirtinis.
” . . . are born exhibitionists.”
” . . . thought this would help the jury make a decision.”
We actually tried being a couple but I’ve got a twelve gauge and he’s a .223 – if you know what I’m saying.
” we actually…… Don’t care what the peasants think. We do what we want.”
“We actually found those in your bedroom”
For the children, you know, it always is!
Gunr was that you I heard on the Jeff Ward show
No, but now you have my interest?
We actually… (should plead the Fifth)
We actually are an effective team.
We actually are dorks and use the State’s backing to take down citizens as a way to give meaning to what would otherwise be our feckless existence.
“We actually” are really glad we didn’t upload the rest of the photos.
We actually take solemn oaths to uphold the public trust and professional ethics to get these jobs, if you can believe that!
You should take the plea….. OR ELSE!
Well, we are the only ones with enough training to hold these. They are almost as dangerous as my “Glock Fortay”
“We are polite, we are friendly, and we have a plan to kill everyone we see.”
… Bought those guns at auction. Odd that there were no other bidders. I got mine for my opening bid of $10. Now i can go on that duck blind tour with the Duck Dynasty guys.
That’s not all we do in the evidence locker… 3:)
“…just got done watching ‘Breaking Bad’.”
…just heading to the movies.
Violated some rights after finding these lost in a boating accident for the children killers.
We actually… love protecting and serving the $hit out of people.
… love abusing our power.
We actually…. deflate our footballs the old-fashioned way.
“…sometimes pretend we’re not married.”
We actually get these from a gun buyback program and then plant them on the scene so we can aggravate the charges – it gets us a plea every time!
We actually pulled them out. Can you believe it? He said, “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!”
We actually…gotta get back to “statin’ ”…rights don’t trample themselves.
We actually… don’t care about your ‘so called’ rights. They are what we say they are. Move along.
… Don’t give a damn to the reporter..
…applied for jobs with the ATF.
…were in the middle of playing out our “Bonnie and Clyde” role playing fantasy…I’m Clyde.
… Didn’t mean to post that publicly.
We actually… believe Facebook…
Lives matter
Is more secure than that
Trumps common sense
Saves lives
Stands for something
Circumvents FOIA requests…
We actually…you should see my safe!
Well actually…we do investigate boating accidents.
We actually believe this picture was taken out of context.
We actually wanted to get posted on TTAG!
Well actually…………we were trying to figure out what a “barrel shroud” is.
We actually are going to use the guns to go Border Collie hunting in the suburbs.
We actually… thought if Feinstien could do it, we could too.
“Take the plea… Eric holder” (worlds most elusive gun smuggler”
…bought those from some dude named El Chapo. He said they were legit.
We actually….did a thorough job cleaning these before sending them to forensics.
…got the plea a few minutes after posting the photo, we should do this more often!
Well actually…just realized I’m not high enough up to spin the msm story
We’re so high, we don’t remember doing it, or taking the picture
We actually… took this from Shannon Watts’ office at the local Mom’s Demand Action branch.
“You should take the plea.. because now we’ll never sort all these fingerprints out.”
“We actually…”
“…argued over who got to hold the AR-15, but his paper beat my rock.”
We actually were just about to plant these as evidence in one of our cases
We actually play with all the evidence that passes through here.
“Well actually… I like big buts and I cannot lie…”
…and in the meantime we’ll be partaking in an open carry march right in front of the courthouse.
Because when the jury sees these, you’re going down for the count.
…gun, bro!
…didn’t even post the pictures of us holding the NFA weapons!
You take that one, and I’ll keep this one because we NEVER give them back.
We actually just saved 15% on our car insurance by switching to GEICO!
We actually… have done WAAYYYY worse. I mean only one of the guns this time accidently went off. Sometimes the best judgement around here isnt used. Who do you think we are the justice system?
“We actually… have trouble verbalizing our thought process… or lack thereof”
“…are the vanguard of an alien starfleet, here to scout your pathetic world before the invasion force arrives, and we laugh at your puny Hu-mon weapons! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!”
“We actually… ” Are looking forward to our first trigger jobs.
We actually just had sex on a huge pile of hate mail, so uh, you might get the notion that we don’t care at all what you or anyone else thinks about the post. It was funny. Quit being hypersensitive hoplophobes.
We actually…wondered if this would be a good profile photo for our Tinder accounts
We actually… just wanted to be the first ones to receive Farrago’s new Idiot Peace Officer of The Day award.
We actually…win all of our cases this way!
We actually……….thought Lt. Dangle and myself would win the Reno 911 look-alike contest
…didn’t think a reporter would take us to task on this.
We actually…um…Thanks Obama?
We actually… wanted to show you the shoulder thing that goes up!
WE actually…have no freaking idea what these devices are for, but we know YOU have no need for them as we know it all about everything, even when we don’t.
We actually . . . took this picture for our Ashley Madison account, to improve the security of our personal information . . . um, scratch that, I have an appointment.
We actually… weren’t posing. We always look like that.
We actually made up about fifty charges so he will have to take a plea on at least half of them!
We actually…don’t protect and serve.
We actually thought this was a good idea.
We actually… Just finished playing cops and robbers. Now it is on to playing doctor.
We actually…just finished filming a pilot for Law and Order: Civilian Disarmament Unit
We actually wanted to make a point, but I have a yellow squirrel that likes potatoes.
We actually… were just doing some research on the guns values to see how many Hi-Point pistols we could buy for the same price. It was 492.
Or
We actually… thought these were a lot more useful than the crappy weed that usually comes through the evidence locker
We actually … treat all evidence in criminal cases as playthings made available to us for the purpose of amusement.
We actually use these like viagra….for men and women!
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