Home News Weekend Photo Caption Contest News Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - March 28, 2014 113 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Maine Gun Safety Coalition Collects Signatures For New Red Flag Law De Plane, De Plane: They are Shooting Passenger Jets in Haiti Colorado To Tax Guns, Ammunition And Accessories 113 COMMENTS Hey look! Joe Biden is modeling the next great thing in home defense! I thought he was preparing to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney… Now no one will need a gun for self-defense! I always thought it was a Civil War Iron Clad, not Civil War Iron Lad. I’m the juggernaut, bitch! None shall pass! It’s only a flesh wound!!! You pre-moistened bint!!! +1000 The first Tank prototype, EVER! How do I get to the gun rights rally in Hartford Connecticut next Saturday? It’s a long walk and I have to get going before my Mom calls me home. The human cannon ball from Barnum and Bailey’s forms a militia of 1. 1 crazy, bad ass mofo. Stand strong Connecticut Hahahahaha loooooooool I like this one. Also this pic is borderline nightmare fuel. Win. Winner, winner, chicken dinner… Everyone sing-along.. I AM IRONMAN… dunna dunna dunna dunna dunn dunna a dunna dun dun Dang, beat me to it. How did I not think of that? Ozzzzzy! NYPD SWAT, Circa 1834 “Ok, Mr. Cheney, I’m prepared to go Duck Hunting.” Winner! Major chuckles! Ted Nugent’s answer to MDA’s “right to feel safe” Robocop v 0.0.1 Open Carry in Fuddville. StateRunMedia(tm) reporter wearing fact-proof outfit while hunting a story. http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/185979/ Metal Gear Soild circa 1881 Oh, Oz never did give something to the Tinman, that he didn’t, didn’t already have….. Iron frog regiment of the Potomac The original Iron man. And suddenly the Tin Man realized leaving Oz was a very, very bad mistake. “Come at me, bro!” Ned Kelley? Never heard of her. 1st Gen Reactive targets Ned Kelly rules, OK. I am a robot The costume party judges were at an impasse; was he dressed as Ned Kelly or a distillery? Personal body armor in the 1800’s, was not quite up to more recent standards. I am Lotar from the planet Neptune. Bring me your Earth women. (cough) The pretty ones…I mean. OK? After Dorothy left for Kansas, the Tin Man became worried about who would protect him. Ladies! Lothar of the Kill People! Wall-E 2: Death Dance What are the circumstances surrounding this pic? The truth has to be better than any fiction I could think up. I’m going bird hunting with Dick Chaney. Want to come? “Our Gang’s” Spanky out to defend the 2A against that milk toast Alfalfa looking to impress anti-gun Darla. Btw, Miss Crabtree carried a snubby .32 in her handbag. Worked so well at the driving range,why not at the rifle range???? Nobody needs a highly ridiculous glock assault uniform. Open day of deer season. on public land. ‘Wish me luck’ +1. Hunter safety gone wrong (it really needs more ORANGE) Hey, where are the white women at? I believe thats Ned Kelley the famous Australian outlaw. Gumby saw some things, man. lol You throw a bucket of water on her. I’ll stick with the rifle, if you don’t mind. “Yo Bullet Bill, I heard you like guns. So I gave you a gun to shoot Mario while you shoot Mario.” Mr. Planter’s apparently having a very bad day! Tom Dan Zimmerman: “How’s this for some home-made body armor?” Safe sex was very different in the old days. Uhhmmmm… Operator? Haha This is what I wear when I bring out the ol 2 gauge. Bite my shiny metal ass. Your ribs are almost done, sir! “This will protect my virginity forever” ” I’m looking for Leland Yee “ And it’s not that noticeable The eyebrows cost extra! Am I being detained, officer? “No, son, we enforce the laws of society. The only laws you’ve broken are the laws of nature. Those ain’t in our jurisdiction.” Dianne Feinsteins security detail when she was running for mayor of San Francisco in 1895. Normalize this. Does this make me look fat? Obama – ready for Putin. Just a little something to spice up the next open carry rally Awesom-O has really lowered his standards. I’m the Black Knight. I’m Invincible. I’m NOT a loony. “The Fire Hydrant” . From the Urban Camo collection. “I am Ironman…” (Ozzy, not Tony) Body Armor: when it was really navah bean done bee-fowah. I am the knight that says “neicht, neicht, neicht.” Few people know that modern body armor was first invented in World War I. During the civil war, the first attempt at a human powered torpedo had a few shortcomings. Times were tough in OZ, but when when he was needed the tin man answered freedom’s call. “I’m from the future, I’m here to help.” Pfft, and Dan Zimmerman says you cannot create effective home made body armor Rem Oil Can!…………………. Rem Oil Can! With the success of the Monitor in battle, Jefferson Davis ordered development of personal armor to combat the Union numerical superiority. Seen here, Private Jenkins took over testing duties from Corporal Rhiner, who was the victim of papier machê prototype armor. Iron man combat suit version one point uh-oh.. “You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve seen…” Mr. Peanut’s long lost twin….. The height of low-speed high-drag operator fashion in the post-civil war era. — The range I go to has strict safety rules – in addition to eyes and ears, head and chest protection is also required. — After the civil war re-enanctment, I’m going to a renaissance fair. Typical Illinois resident before their concealed carry law passed. To Dan and JP-Proof that budget body armor IS possible…… The ultimate steampunk! Klaatu Barada Niktu Gort. Coolest name in sci fi, ever. RPS v0.1. Rape Prevention System. I like to party! Civil War Tacticoool I said it was good to wear UNDERarmor for a hot day at the range, not OVERarmor!! He needs to weld a metal necktie on the front. Oooh, they’ve encased him in carbonite!! Now this is a suit of armor…. Let’s get it on! “Russian special forces stand ready to invade Ukraine.” Early Dr Who cyber man prop/costume “Engage me, ruffians!” Am I turtle-enough for your turtle club? Ichy-ichy-ptang! Little Jimmy took “playing war” very seriously as a child. Look what I found in Area 51. drmrs 4/3/2014 Comments are closed.
How do I get to the gun rights rally in Hartford Connecticut next Saturday? It’s a long walk and I have to get going before my Mom calls me home.
StateRunMedia(tm) reporter wearing fact-proof outfit while hunting a story. http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/185979/
What are the circumstances surrounding this pic? The truth has to be better than any fiction I could think up.
“Our Gang’s” Spanky out to defend the 2A against that milk toast Alfalfa looking to impress anti-gun Darla. Btw, Miss Crabtree carried a snubby .32 in her handbag.
“No, son, we enforce the laws of society. The only laws you’ve broken are the laws of nature. Those ain’t in our jurisdiction.”
With the success of the Monitor in battle, Jefferson Davis ordered development of personal armor to combat the Union numerical superiority.
Seen here, Private Jenkins took over testing duties from Corporal Rhiner, who was the victim of papier machê prototype armor.
The height of low-speed high-drag operator fashion in the post-civil war era. — The range I go to has strict safety rules – in addition to eyes and ears, head and chest protection is also required. — After the civil war re-enanctment, I’m going to a renaissance fair.
Hey look! Joe Biden is modeling the next great thing in home defense!
I thought he was preparing to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney…
Now no one will need a gun for self-defense!
I always thought it was a Civil War Iron Clad, not Civil War Iron Lad.
I’m the juggernaut, bitch!
None shall pass!
It’s only a flesh wound!!!
You pre-moistened bint!!!
+1000
The first Tank prototype, EVER!
How do I get to the gun rights rally in Hartford Connecticut next Saturday? It’s a long walk and I have to get going before my Mom calls me home.
The human cannon ball from Barnum and Bailey’s forms a militia of 1. 1 crazy, bad ass mofo.
Stand strong Connecticut
Hahahahaha
loooooooool
I like this one. Also this pic is borderline nightmare fuel.
Win.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner…
Everyone sing-along..
I AM IRONMAN… dunna dunna dunna dunna dunn dunna a dunna dun dun
Dang, beat me to it.
How did I not think of that? Ozzzzzy!
NYPD SWAT, Circa 1834
“Ok, Mr. Cheney, I’m prepared to go Duck Hunting.”
Winner! Major chuckles!
Ted Nugent’s answer to MDA’s “right to feel safe”
Robocop v 0.0.1
Open Carry in Fuddville.
StateRunMedia(tm) reporter wearing fact-proof outfit while hunting a story.
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/185979/
Metal Gear Soild circa 1881
Oh, Oz never did give something to the Tinman, that he didn’t, didn’t already have…..
Iron frog regiment of the Potomac
The original Iron man.
And suddenly the Tin Man realized leaving Oz was a very, very bad mistake.
“Come at me, bro!”
Ned Kelley?
Never heard of her.
1st Gen Reactive targets
Ned Kelly rules, OK.
I am a robot
The costume party judges were at an impasse; was he dressed as Ned Kelly or a distillery?
Personal body armor in the 1800’s, was not quite up to more recent standards.
I am Lotar from the planet Neptune. Bring me your Earth women. (cough) The pretty ones…I mean. OK?
After Dorothy left for Kansas, the Tin Man became worried about who would protect him.
Ladies!
Lothar of the Kill People!
Wall-E 2: Death Dance
What are the circumstances surrounding this pic? The truth has to be better than any fiction I could think up.
I’m going bird hunting with Dick Chaney. Want to come?
“Our Gang’s” Spanky out to defend the 2A against that milk toast Alfalfa looking to impress anti-gun Darla.
Btw, Miss Crabtree carried a snubby .32 in her handbag.
Worked so well at the driving range,why not at the rifle range????
Nobody needs a highly ridiculous glock assault uniform.
Open day of deer season. on public land. ‘Wish me luck’
+1.
Hunter safety gone wrong (it really needs more ORANGE)
Hey, where are the white women at?
I believe thats Ned Kelley the famous Australian outlaw.
Gumby saw some things, man.
lol
You throw a bucket of water on her. I’ll stick with the rifle, if you don’t mind.
“Yo Bullet Bill, I heard you like guns.
So I gave you a gun to shoot Mario while you shoot Mario.”
Mr. Planter’s apparently having a very bad day!
Tom
Dan Zimmerman: “How’s this for some home-made body armor?”
Safe sex was very different in the old days.
Uhhmmmm… Operator? Haha
This is what I wear when I bring out the ol 2 gauge.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
Your ribs are almost done, sir!
“This will protect my virginity forever”
” I’m looking for Leland Yee “
And it’s not that noticeable
The eyebrows cost extra!
Am I being detained, officer?
“No, son, we enforce the laws of society. The only laws you’ve broken are the laws of nature. Those ain’t in our jurisdiction.”
Dianne Feinsteins security detail when she was running for mayor of San Francisco in 1895.
Normalize this.
Does this make me look fat?
Obama – ready for Putin.
Just a little something to spice up the next open carry rally
Awesom-O has really lowered his standards.
I’m the Black Knight. I’m Invincible. I’m NOT a loony.
“The Fire Hydrant” . From the Urban Camo collection.
“I am Ironman…” (Ozzy, not Tony)
Body Armor: when it was really navah bean done bee-fowah.
I am the knight that says “neicht, neicht, neicht.”
Few people know that modern body armor was first invented in World War I.
During the civil war, the first attempt at a human powered torpedo had a few shortcomings.
Times were tough in OZ, but when when he was needed the tin man answered freedom’s call.
“I’m from the future, I’m here to help.”
Pfft, and Dan Zimmerman says you cannot create effective home made body armor
Rem Oil Can!…………………. Rem Oil Can!
With the success of the Monitor in battle, Jefferson Davis ordered development of personal armor to combat the Union numerical superiority.
Seen here, Private Jenkins took over testing duties from Corporal Rhiner, who was the victim of papier machê prototype armor.
Iron man combat suit version one point uh-oh..
“You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve seen…”
Mr. Peanut’s long lost twin…..
The height of low-speed high-drag operator fashion in the post-civil war era.
—
The range I go to has strict safety rules – in addition to eyes and ears, head and chest protection is also required.
—
After the civil war re-enanctment, I’m going to a renaissance fair.
Typical Illinois resident before their concealed carry law passed.
To Dan and JP-Proof that budget body armor IS possible……
The ultimate steampunk!
Klaatu Barada Niktu
Gort. Coolest name in sci fi, ever.
RPS v0.1. Rape Prevention System.
I like to party!
Civil War Tacticoool
I said it was good to wear UNDERarmor for a hot day at the range, not OVERarmor!!
He needs to weld a metal necktie on the front.
Oooh, they’ve encased him in carbonite!!
Now this is a suit of armor…. Let’s get it on!
“Russian special forces stand ready to invade Ukraine.”
Early Dr Who cyber man prop/costume
“Engage me, ruffians!”
Am I turtle-enough for your turtle club?
Ichy-ichy-ptang!
Little Jimmy took “playing war” very seriously as a child.
Look what I found in Area 51. drmrs 4/3/2014
Comments are closed.