Then she was promptly arrested for violating NY’s firearms possession laws.
“Brandishing”
“Endangering public safety”
“Upsetting people”
Inception
those two derringers must have cost a four tion.
Fvck Yeah!
Tender guns…
When your guns have guns you are never out gunned.
Insert random rolling stone related comment here cause you know Derringers
I got two reals ones, hidden in my bra!
Gunr. Don’t ask. For the love of jeebus, don’t tell.
These guns aren’t loaded
Oh, I see there is guns.
Obama can’t ban these guns
Shannon Watts’ daughter headed off to college. . . . Frat boys gonna love her
If only it was true.
Open AND concealed carry,
AT the same time!
She wins
“The strong, independent woman who don’t need no man, in her natural habitat.”
“In other news a local woman was gunned down by the NYPD for brandishing two pistols in public. Reports say the officers fired 87 rounds and hit seven bystanders.”
The reason she was “gunned down” was because the cops missed her 87 times, so they just gunned her on the head with the butt of their pistol, and knocked her down.
We can’t use that one because all the boys in blue on here will say RF is a cop hater. Who can’t take a joke? “knock knock, license and registration please.”
Win
Bet she uses fffg for deodorant
Hoppe’s
“I don’t know, sometimes they just go off on their own…” (punches wildly at the air)
I dare ya ta mess with these derringers!
“A Girl Better Have Her Guns in this Patriarchal World”
Materiel Girl
Best one. Clever and apt.
Yep. That is good.
The tattoo artist said this would be really cool. I agreed because it was a convenient shape to cover the old “13s” I had on there before.”
Girls just want to have guns.
Just by following our easy step by step plan for only 90 days, you too can turn those flabby little guns in to a set of 44 mags or even S&W 500s.
“I support gun rights but…”
strong open carry
Derringers to the right of me,
Derringers to the left of me,
But it’s my Glock in front of me, that will volley and thunder.
Don’t you DARE try mug THIS maid !
Leave me alone, and use your haid,
Lest it be your final blunder.
Great, but where does she keep her long guns?
New York Reload.
She was going to be the valedictorian of her class until she showed up at school with her new tattoos.
Hands Up, Will Shoot.
Mmmmmm, BABY!!!
I need steroids to turn these into Glocks!
Look at this baby!
Fuck Olive Oil Popeye!
“I don’t need firepower when I’m rocking these guns.”
Don’t worry, I got the ERB reference
Yay!
Looking for a man with a Kentucky rifle.
I’ve got two guns, one for both of you.
But, that would mean Doc Holliday has been channeled by a burlesque dancer.
I can NEVER BE DISARMED!
Armed, chickenwings.
Over the shoulder Derringer holder
Hey boys! I can handle two “weapons” at once 😉
Small guns, small bazookas.
*Doesn’t* taste like chicken, for some reason…
Baby’s got guns.
Green bay gonna win the Superbowl this year!!!!
Now THIS is “baring (bearing?) arms”!!
She had a pair of 38’s and a couple of guns too.
Bernice didn’t realize until too late, that the Brazilian wax option included complimentary tatoo’s.
That’s a poor attempt at a front double biceps pose.
Suspect should be considered armed and Derringerous.
Rattatat tatts.
Molon Labe…boys.
Ruthie could turn the most ardent 2A supporter into a gun-grabber.
Cocked and locked.
“Excuse me, Miss, do those have consecutive serial numbers?”
Well that solves limp wristing.
suns out, guns out. moons out, poons out.
Henry Deringer’s great great grand daughter with natural beauty marks.
Yawn, is this supposed to be somehow positive for the 2A?
Is that a caption or a comment?
Let’s see… what caption can I come up with that doesn’t rehash the “Biceps/Guns” gag that’s been done two dozen times? Welp, here goes:
“After years of avoiding the nasty stuff, Olivia tries canned spinach for the first time and finally gets what her old man Popeye and big brother Swee’Pea were always raving about.”
Eh, not my best, but you didn’t give us much to work with.
Guns? I have so many guns even my guns have guns.
“Hey Mom and Dad, here’s a picture of that girl I met on Armslist.com.”
Yo, Dawg! I heard you like guns….
This might be a bit out of place, but with those two “pits” staring at me I can’t resist.
Definition of a coward: A guy who wakes up in the morning with his nose in his wife’s armpits, and is afraid to open his eyes!
Heh-heh. He said “pits.” I can’t resist either….imagine the above photo as part of an ad campaign for a new women’s deodorant, with the headline YOU DON’T NEED NO STINKING GUNS.
I am so juvenile….
“Go ahead. Make my day.”
These are the only “guns” a person needs… Said every liberal ever.
After arresting herself, she drew the cuffs tighter, and threw a book at herself.
Yet another misogynistic TTAG post that further discredits the gun rights movement.
Disappointing.
I don’t care what the haters say about little guns, my guns made the Rolling Stone list of Top Five Most Dangerous Firearms.
5. Derringers.
Guns? You wanna see guns?
They’ll get my guns when they cut them from my cold dead biceps!
Pan down
Way down!
Now there are some guns lol
Pop guns. Intensive work at the gym might build her up to a j frame.
Inb4 check out these guns.
Little “guns”:-)
Nice guns?
Okay I got nothing….
I got two tickets to the gun show!
The right to keep and bare arms…
The right to keep and bear arms, with arms! Fixed it for you.
Now that her arms bear arms she no longer has bare arms.
http://m.memegenerator.net/instance/53706529
Rosie the Riveter 2014.
Tee hee………………power riveter?
armed but not to dangerous
Then she was promptly arrested for violating NY’s firearms possession laws.
“Brandishing”
“Endangering public safety”
“Upsetting people”
Inception
those two derringers must have cost a four tion.
Fvck Yeah!
Tender guns…
When your guns have guns you are never out gunned.
Insert random rolling stone related comment here cause you know Derringers
I got two reals ones, hidden in my bra!
Gunr. Don’t ask. For the love of jeebus, don’t tell.
These guns aren’t loaded
Oh, I see there is guns.
Obama can’t ban these guns
Shannon Watts’ daughter headed off to college. . . . Frat boys gonna love her
If only it was true.
Open AND concealed carry,
AT the same time!
She wins
“The strong, independent woman who don’t need no man, in her natural habitat.”
“In other news a local woman was gunned down by the NYPD for brandishing two pistols in public. Reports say the officers fired 87 rounds and hit seven bystanders.”
The reason she was “gunned down” was because the cops missed her 87 times, so they just gunned her on the head with the butt of their pistol, and knocked her down.
We can’t use that one because all the boys in blue on here will say RF is a cop hater. Who can’t take a joke? “knock knock, license and registration please.”
Win
Bet she uses fffg for deodorant
Hoppe’s
“I don’t know, sometimes they just go off on their own…” (punches wildly at the air)
I dare ya ta mess with these derringers!
“A Girl Better Have Her Guns in this Patriarchal World”
Materiel Girl
Best one. Clever and apt.
Yep. That is good.
The tattoo artist said this would be really cool. I agreed because it was a convenient shape to cover the old “13s” I had on there before.”
Girls just want to have guns.
Just by following our easy step by step plan for only 90 days, you too can turn those flabby little guns in to a set of 44 mags or even S&W 500s.
“I support gun rights but…”
strong open carry
Derringers to the right of me,
Derringers to the left of me,
But it’s my Glock in front of me, that will volley and thunder.
Don’t you DARE try mug THIS maid !
Leave me alone, and use your haid,
Lest it be your final blunder.
Great, but where does she keep her long guns?
New York Reload.
She was going to be the valedictorian of her class until she showed up at school with her new tattoos.
Hands Up, Will Shoot.
Mmmmmm, BABY!!!
I need steroids to turn these into Glocks!
Look at this baby!
Fuck Olive Oil Popeye!
“I don’t need firepower when I’m rocking these guns.”
Don’t worry, I got the ERB reference
Yay!
Looking for a man with a Kentucky rifle.
I’ve got two guns, one for both of you.
But, that would mean Doc Holliday has been channeled by a burlesque dancer.
I can NEVER BE DISARMED!
Armed, chickenwings.
Over the shoulder Derringer holder
Hey boys! I can handle two “weapons” at once 😉
Small guns, small bazookas.
*Doesn’t* taste like chicken, for some reason…
Baby’s got guns.
Green bay gonna win the Superbowl this year!!!!
Now THIS is “baring (bearing?) arms”!!
She had a pair of 38’s and a couple of guns too.
Bernice didn’t realize until too late, that the Brazilian wax option included complimentary tatoo’s.
That’s a poor attempt at a front double biceps pose.
Suspect should be considered armed and Derringerous.
Rattatat tatts.
Molon Labe…boys.
Ruthie could turn the most ardent 2A supporter into a gun-grabber.
Cocked and locked.
“Excuse me, Miss, do those have consecutive serial numbers?”
Well that solves limp wristing.
suns out, guns out. moons out, poons out.
Henry Deringer’s great great grand daughter with natural beauty marks.
Yawn, is this supposed to be somehow positive for the 2A?
Is that a caption or a comment?
Let’s see… what caption can I come up with that doesn’t rehash the “Biceps/Guns” gag that’s been done two dozen times? Welp, here goes:
“After years of avoiding the nasty stuff, Olivia tries canned spinach for the first time and finally gets what her old man Popeye and big brother Swee’Pea were always raving about.”
Eh, not my best, but you didn’t give us much to work with.
Guns? I have so many guns even my guns have guns.
“Hey Mom and Dad, here’s a picture of that girl I met on Armslist.com.”
Yo, Dawg! I heard you like guns….
This might be a bit out of place, but with those two “pits” staring at me I can’t resist.
Definition of a coward: A guy who wakes up in the morning with his nose in his wife’s armpits, and is afraid to open his eyes!
Heh-heh. He said “pits.” I can’t resist either….imagine the above photo as part of an ad campaign for a new women’s deodorant, with the headline YOU DON’T NEED NO STINKING GUNS.
I am so juvenile….
“Go ahead. Make my day.”
These are the only “guns” a person needs… Said every liberal ever.
After arresting herself, she drew the cuffs tighter, and threw a book at herself.
Yet another misogynistic TTAG post that further discredits the gun rights movement.
Disappointing.
I don’t care what the haters say about little guns, my guns made the Rolling Stone list of Top Five Most Dangerous Firearms.
5. Derringers.
Guns? You wanna see guns?
They’ll get my guns when they cut them from my cold dead biceps!
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