duh…I thought it was blank, …an error or something.
Turns out AdBlocker Pro is blocking that pic…
(“courtesy HuffPo” really?)
Weird-I’m running it, and it’s not blocking it for me.
.007! Bond, Jimmy Bond. Strawberry Frappe please, shaken, not stirred!
003.5 is ready for action.
Dangit!
Beat out by Paul. Posting anyway…
What, no pistol grip? Stupid “assault weapon” laws!
Pew pew pew!
young penguin…
Hmmm. Banana clip and red dot sights please, Q.
No madam, I’m from the Ministry of Silly Walks. He’s from the Ministry of Silly Hats and Improvised Firearms.
Likey
I’m the barkeep, NOT the piano player!
The next time we see Rupert is in Dealey Plaza, Dallas. Where next will he show up?
“Well, now off to Waterloo bridge.”
(Get it? Because there’s a ricin pellet in the umbrella)
“And I was all, like, bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam…”
“I thought these things were banned”
I’m glad that I’m not across the pond in Massachusetts; someone would call the SWAT team.
Boys will be boys.
“I’ve gotta get a decent optic for this thing”
Seconds later the child and his parents were executed as threats to the crown.
“Do come along, Oliver, or we’ll be late for your appointment with your new pediatrician! You don’t want to make a poor first impression with Dr. Rivers, now do you?”
Hehehe, topical!
Why the Hell do they call it a bumbershoot when it doesn’t shoot?
Winning question!
Mary Poppins has been training the kids in umbrella based warfare.
The wee tyke there thinks it’s an Enfield!
“We’d like to accept your surrender, but I’m afraid we haven’t got the proper facilities to handle all of you…”
A Bridge Too Far.
Yes sir. One of my favorite movies. Back when movies like this were epic productions.
It was a toss up between that or “Someday you and I will jump in to Arnhem, just like Grand Dad.”
Reach for the skies, Dynamic Duo! Waaak-wak-wak-wak-wak!
I know this… somehow. This feels… right… free?
“After Scotland votes yes on independence, maybe we can get rid of these gun control laws.”
Now you die Mr. Bond.
You are so interesting! I don’t think I have read through something like this before.
So good to find someone with a few unique thoughts on this subject.
Seriously.. thank you for starting this up. This web site is one thing that is
needed on the internet, someone with a bit of originality!
The above comment is so vague and non-specific that I expected it to segue into an ad for time-shares or male enhancement pills.
Too early to declare it the winner?
The last time I heard the term “non-specific”, it was modifying the word “urethritis”.
Fortunately, that’s been many years and the kindly doctor that used the term to save me much embarrassment is long deceased.
And don’t tell me: the last time you heard “segue” was when he tried to awkwardly change the subject away from your IBD, am I right?
Lucas D,
Last time I heard “segue” it was when we were making fun of cops for riding segways. You know, back before we bashed cops for being too militarized. Did we just solve the root of the problem? Police militarization is just over-compensation for the weenie segways they used to “patrol” on?
And to think we could have prevented all this if we hadn’t made fun of their Segways.
Now that’s a segue!
I shut down four universities, twenty seven school districts with an umbrella…how absurd is that?
Beat me to it!
“Cambridge University put on lockdown due to reports of a midget armed with a black rifle”
Haha, idea created…and perfected! +vote
Oddjob’s nephew: Evenjob.
Winner for me.
In the land of the disarmed, the umbrella’d man is king.
ok you limeys…I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum…
An unsuspecting young Edward in the moments between when he discovers he can hold an umbrella like a rifle and being dragged off by the Thought Police.
Rain tax??? RAIN TAX?? I got your rain tax right here !
Dark City
Careful kiddo, you could get SWATed by Campus cops in San Marcos for that.
Defending against tyrainy
I must say Old Boy, I was really looking for a .460 Weatherby double rifle to take to the Dark Continent… If it isn’t too much to bother.
What the hell! Where’s my Bowler? Anybody seen my bowler? …………………… .Hey kid gimmy my dam hat back!
Oh crap, this really is one of those damn British umbrellas.
I wish I was like my American cousin. Then this would be real.
another jam !! cheap cloth cartridges.
i’ll just shake the hang-fire outta there.
I can live with the Bolero hat, but red britches?
Take that!!!
Love that auto correct.
I don’t know what everyone is complaining about being a child soldier, I got the same medal that old geezer behind me got.
O K Sarge. I do a parry left, a parry right, a short thrust, then finish up with a butt-stroke.
I like to poke dead things with a stick.
If Obama tries to make me hold this umbrella for him, I’ll poke him in the eye
That scene is so f’ing regal.
I’ll bet the kid is the one who poops marmalade for the crumpets.
OPSEC bitches!
Meanwhile, outside of London, the reaction to the failed Scotland referendum was a bit more muted…
A Clockwork Tangerine…
Heh, those wankers and their pop tarts!
“They make me look like a right wanker in this hat. All I want to do is be like Mary Poppins and wear a proper dress. If I can get this daft umbrella opened, I might be able to just fly away.”
Forgot to add supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Alright; got the latest California compliant additions added… ready to hit the range.
Blimey, I hope those lend/lease guns get here soon.
After that day, James’s parents punitively withdrew their love and acceptance in a bid to rid the child of his perverse interest in firearms. Being citizens of a liberal and civil nation, they did not want to encourage him to become a psychopath.
“No time for the ol’ in out, love, just checking the meter.”
“This is what I’m willing to compromise regarding gun rights.”
(p.s. the picture doesn’t appear on my computer at this time 😉 )
The newest member of MI6’s Q Branch tests their latest weapon.
Mrs. Peel, can you help me with this?
Dude, you BEAT me a The Avengers reference. Arfffggghhh! *
http://www.futuresack.com/uploads/images/Features/The%20Avengers/John%20Steed%20500px.jpg
(*BTW, Today is National Talk Like A Pirate Day today)
Arrrr. That i tis, matey.
http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-Like-a-Pirate
Kid- man, I wish this thing didn’t fire blanks.
That’s what she said
Yeah lady, it’s either a ‘gun’ or a ‘phallic symbol’, your choice.
“Page views Nick! Its all about…. the … WHAAAA!?”
http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel//universe3zx/images/2/21/JJJameson.jpg
duh…I thought it was blank, …an error or something.
Turns out AdBlocker Pro is blocking that pic…
(“courtesy HuffPo” really?)
Weird-I’m running it, and it’s not blocking it for me.
.007! Bond, Jimmy Bond. Strawberry Frappe please, shaken, not stirred!
003.5 is ready for action.
Dangit!
Beat out by Paul. Posting anyway…
What, no pistol grip? Stupid “assault weapon” laws!
Pew pew pew!
young penguin…
Hmmm. Banana clip and red dot sights please, Q.
No madam, I’m from the Ministry of Silly Walks. He’s from the Ministry of Silly Hats and Improvised Firearms.
Likey
I’m the barkeep, NOT the piano player!
The next time we see Rupert is in Dealey Plaza, Dallas. Where next will he show up?
“Well, now off to Waterloo bridge.”
(Get it? Because there’s a ricin pellet in the umbrella)
“And I was all, like, bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam…”
“I thought these things were banned”
I’m glad that I’m not across the pond in Massachusetts; someone would call the SWAT team.
Boys will be boys.
“I’ve gotta get a decent optic for this thing”
Seconds later the child and his parents were executed as threats to the crown.
“Do come along, Oliver, or we’ll be late for your appointment with your new pediatrician! You don’t want to make a poor first impression with Dr. Rivers, now do you?”
Hehehe, topical!
Why the Hell do they call it a bumbershoot when it doesn’t shoot?
Winning question!
Mary Poppins has been training the kids in umbrella based warfare.
The wee tyke there thinks it’s an Enfield!
“We’d like to accept your surrender, but I’m afraid we haven’t got the proper facilities to handle all of you…”
A Bridge Too Far.
Yes sir. One of my favorite movies. Back when movies like this were epic productions.
It was a toss up between that or “Someday you and I will jump in to Arnhem, just like Grand Dad.”
Reach for the skies, Dynamic Duo! Waaak-wak-wak-wak-wak!
I know this… somehow. This feels… right… free?
“After Scotland votes yes on independence, maybe we can get rid of these gun control laws.”
Now you die Mr. Bond.
You are so interesting! I don’t think I have read through something like this before.
So good to find someone with a few unique thoughts on this subject.
Seriously.. thank you for starting this up. This web site is one thing that is
needed on the internet, someone with a bit of originality!
The above comment is so vague and non-specific that I expected it to segue into an ad for time-shares or male enhancement pills.
Too early to declare it the winner?
The last time I heard the term “non-specific”, it was modifying the word “urethritis”.
Fortunately, that’s been many years and the kindly doctor that used the term to save me much embarrassment is long deceased.
And don’t tell me: the last time you heard “segue” was when he tried to awkwardly change the subject away from your IBD, am I right?
Lucas D,
Last time I heard “segue” it was when we were making fun of cops for riding segways. You know, back before we bashed cops for being too militarized. Did we just solve the root of the problem? Police militarization is just over-compensation for the weenie segways they used to “patrol” on?
And to think we could have prevented all this if we hadn’t made fun of their Segways.
Now that’s a segue!
I shut down four universities, twenty seven school districts with an umbrella…how absurd is that?
Beat me to it!
“Cambridge University put on lockdown due to reports of a midget armed with a black rifle”
Haha, idea created…and perfected! +vote
Oddjob’s nephew: Evenjob.
Winner for me.
In the land of the disarmed, the umbrella’d man is king.
ok you limeys…I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum…
An unsuspecting young Edward in the moments between when he discovers he can hold an umbrella like a rifle and being dragged off by the Thought Police.
Rain tax??? RAIN TAX?? I got your rain tax right here !
Dark City
Careful kiddo, you could get SWATed by Campus cops in San Marcos for that.
Defending against tyrainy
I must say Old Boy, I was really looking for a .460 Weatherby double rifle to take to the Dark Continent… If it isn’t too much to bother.
What the hell! Where’s my Bowler? Anybody seen my bowler? …………………… .Hey kid gimmy my dam hat back!
Oh crap, this really is one of those damn British umbrellas.
I wish I was like my American cousin. Then this would be real.
another jam !! cheap cloth cartridges.
i’ll just shake the hang-fire outta there.
I can live with the Bolero hat, but red britches?
Take that!!!
Love that auto correct.
I don’t know what everyone is complaining about being a child soldier, I got the same medal that old geezer behind me got.
Wabbit season!
Duck season!
Wabbit season!
Derby season, FIRE!
O K Sarge. I do a parry left, a parry right, a short thrust, then finish up with a butt-stroke.
I like to poke dead things with a stick.
If Obama tries to make me hold this umbrella for him, I’ll poke him in the eye
That scene is so f’ing regal.
I’ll bet the kid is the one who poops marmalade for the crumpets.
OPSEC bitches!
Meanwhile, outside of London, the reaction to the failed Scotland referendum was a bit more muted…
A Clockwork Tangerine…
Heh, those wankers and their pop tarts!
“They make me look like a right wanker in this hat. All I want to do is be like Mary Poppins and wear a proper dress. If I can get this daft umbrella opened, I might be able to just fly away.”
Forgot to add supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Alright; got the latest California compliant additions added… ready to hit the range.
Blimey, I hope those lend/lease guns get here soon.
After that day, James’s parents punitively withdrew their love and acceptance in a bid to rid the child of his perverse interest in firearms. Being citizens of a liberal and civil nation, they did not want to encourage him to become a psychopath.
“No time for the ol’ in out, love, just checking the meter.”
“This is what I’m willing to compromise regarding gun rights.”
(p.s. the picture doesn’t appear on my computer at this time 😉 )
The newest member of MI6’s Q Branch tests their latest weapon.
“Say hello to my little friend!”
“This is what happens to a disarmed populace.”
Or
“Atlantic City’s Most Wanted”
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