Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Dan Zimmerman

February 20, 2015

[h/t Jan P.]

96 COMMENTS

Broken 3ight February 20, 2015 At 18:03

New Wachowski brothers movie?
- Tom February 23, 2015 At 10:34
  
  They’re not brothers anymore, sort of. On of them had the disfigurement surgery ’cause he thinks he’s a girl.
Former Water Walker February 20, 2015 At 18:04

WTF…I got nothin”…
imrambi February 20, 2015 At 18:09

This is how we protect our 6!
- the ruester February 20, 2015 At 19:04
  
  And our 9… “69”, dude!
Kevin in Idaho February 20, 2015 At 18:09

The Pakistani synchronized mounted combat demonstrations team placed third this year when they found out too late that the last target was behind them. Only 4 people were injured while attending the wedding.
Vhyrus February 20, 2015 At 18:10

This happened when I clicked the link,

Girlfriend, noticing previous headline: “Wait, what is breaking?”
Me: “Nothing is breaking.”
Girlfriend, now staring at picture: “…It looks like their backs are.”
- Former Water Walker February 20, 2015 At 18:12
  
  Winner!
Kyle Alex February 20, 2015 At 18:12

Modified Extended Cowgirl position
Phil LA February 20, 2015 At 18:17

Seems like the man has one extra leverage point…
D. Ruiz February 20, 2015 At 18:17

Stage 6 (of 10) of California’s safe handling demonstration for all new handgun purchases.
- Phil LA February 20, 2015 At 19:44
  
  I’m guessing stage 1 included a series of hoops and jumping?
- Tex300BLK February 21, 2015 At 08:31
  
  This one gets my vote
John L. February 20, 2015 At 18:19

Publicity shot from “The Matrix: Dumb and Dumberer”
- imrambi February 20, 2015 At 20:56
  
  You mean they are making a Matrix sequel?
Colt Magnum February 20, 2015 At 18:19

A whole new depiction of the term: Backfire.
TravisP February 20, 2015 At 18:24

They hate Us, cause they Ain’t us
- Phil LA February 20, 2015 At 19:21
  
  Hainus cuz they anus?
Tom in Oregon February 20, 2015 At 18:26

When I see stuff like this, I want to try it
- Geoff PR February 20, 2015 At 18:30
  
  I might want to try it, but I aint 20 years old no ‘mo…
  
  (Bleeping) kids…
Geoff PR February 20, 2015 At 18:27

Typical reaction when Kirsten Joy wins a trick shot competition…
Youzernayme February 20, 2015 At 18:30

ok guys, you ready? you want eyes? ears? helmets? pads? any kind of standard safety gear?

nah, we have clean underwear and matching jumpsuits! what could go wrong?
Shea Nesbit February 20, 2015 At 18:36

“If these damn bikes keep breaking down, we gotta get bigger guns. 1911’s don’t have nearly enough recoil. Or, we just need to get a friend with a flatbed trailer.”
Bryan S February 20, 2015 At 18:37

Turkey’s elite Siamese Twin Motorcycle Corp takes the equal opportunity employment act to a whole new level…..
Werechicken February 20, 2015 At 18:42

Deleted scene from Captain America: The First Avenger…

“Cut off one head – two more shall take its place. HAIL HYDRA!!!”
Steve February 20, 2015 At 18:44

EXPLETIVE DELETED Shriners….
Daniel Silverman February 20, 2015 At 18:47

Combining guns and yoga just seemed like the right thing to do!
usriflecaliber.30m1 February 20, 2015 At 18:48

Glocks make people do weird things. 1911s raise your IQ.

(/sarc)
Kevin T February 20, 2015 At 18:50

Tactical tailgunner “ENGAGED”
JWM February 20, 2015 At 18:51

The guy driving the bike asked his passenger that age old question, “is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?” Things took a realy weird turn after that.
Sock Monkey February 20, 2015 At 18:52

THIS TIME WE MEAN IT!! START SEEING MOTORCYCLES!!
Sock Monkey February 20, 2015 At 18:52

Loud pipes save lives.
Johannes Paulsen February 20, 2015 At 18:53

Chuy loved riding, but during quiet moments at home, he always thought to himself that he really should have a chance to shoot too, once in a while.
Hector M February 20, 2015 At 18:53

Look mom no brains.
Governmentknowsbest February 20, 2015 At 18:55

Darwin don’t fail me now…
Pascal February 20, 2015 At 18:58

North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Secret Service practice evasive maneuvers against paparazzi trying to take pictures of the leaders new hairdo
Bruce February 20, 2015 At 19:06

Sons of Stupidity.
- JWM February 20, 2015 At 19:28
  
  word.
Chuck in IL February 20, 2015 At 19:08

The Turkish Elite Force discovered that their failure to feed issues went away when they started using gravity assist.
Ing February 20, 2015 At 19:11

Didn’t we see this in a James Bond movie? Or was that Go Dog Go? (I’m so confused right now…)
SigGuy February 20, 2015 At 19:17

Which way to Brokeback Mountain?
Jim February 20, 2015 At 19:20

It was all fun and games until Billy popped a wheelie
KarVer February 20, 2015 At 19:21

No helmets, trick shots off the back..
KIDS DO NOT TRY THIS @ ALL PERIOD!
Nv February 20, 2015 At 19:21

Maybe we can’t hit squat, but we sure look cool.
KarVer February 20, 2015 At 19:26

Classic example of what NOT to do..

An its only cool till some needs life flight or a body bag..
KarVer February 20, 2015 At 19:29

So very coool, an very tactical till someone get “hurt”..
Al February 20, 2015 At 19:29

Backfire
Avid Reader February 20, 2015 At 19:39

Preparing for auditions for the Human Centipede in Thunderdome movie.
the ruester February 20, 2015 At 19:42

The US military plan to negate the enemy’s sit up and monkey bar superiority.
Silentbrick February 20, 2015 At 19:43

My wife says, “Darwin Award in Progress.”

Mine: “Achmed didn’t realize he should ask why turnover was so high for position of Jihad B*tch riders.”
Phil LA February 20, 2015 At 19:45

Still kinda gay…
General Zod February 20, 2015 At 20:00

“You’re right. It does have a bit of muzzle climb…”
barnbwt February 20, 2015 At 20:00

“You can be my tail gunner, any time!”

TCB
JohnF February 20, 2015 At 20:01

Headline: Photograph prompts the NRA to add a new, fourth rule of gun safety.
jeff February 20, 2015 At 20:02

This is the new French commando assault team. They’re tougher than before, now they shoot back when retreating!
James69 February 20, 2015 At 20:08

Damm this Bushnell Brawl is freaking tough!!
James69 February 20, 2015 At 20:09

Jackass – Asian Edition
John P. February 20, 2015 At 20:13

The “Trunk Monkey” advantage: now available from Honda!
Jack February 20, 2015 At 20:32

Veni. Vidi. Inverti.
- What about Bob February 20, 2015 At 22:23
  
  Nice!
Pieslapper February 20, 2015 At 20:36

Brokeback Bikers?
higgs February 20, 2015 At 20:46

I should’ve taken the blue pill…………
Dave February 20, 2015 At 20:52

Pakistani police tailgunners practicing the inverted KJW maneuver
Marcus (Aurelius) Payne February 20, 2015 At 20:58

“I didn’t even want to buy matching, life sized, “Tactical Ninja” dolls, but we could have at least rented a truck.”
Bobby February 20, 2015 At 21:03

High speed, low drag.
mike oregon February 20, 2015 At 21:10

Proof of the wisdom of the old saying “Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.” Or day 2of the Joe Biden tactical gunsence, don’t go full Biden.
John L. February 20, 2015 At 21:12

MSF + NRA = yee-haw!
2heavyb February 20, 2015 At 21:29

Publicity stills from next season of “So you think you can Jihadi”
Almost Esq. February 20, 2015 At 21:52

Anti-ISIS fighters in IRAQ cope the best way they can not having turrets on their vehicles.
What about Bob February 20, 2015 At 22:24

When playing cards in your spokes just aren’t enough….
Gregolas February 20, 2015 At 22:30

….When Kardashians try to evade paparazzi….
kevin February 20, 2015 At 22:30

PSA from your local dmv – “the follow at least two seconds behind rule will now be enforced”
NOCOJeff February 20, 2015 At 23:23

I’m out!
dh34 February 20, 2015 At 23:32

Allah Brokebackbar!!!!
Sock Monkey February 20, 2015 At 23:46

Cowboy action shooting has evolved somewhat.
randyt-texas February 21, 2015 At 00:15

Dave and Art had to bend over backwards to get the wife’s to let them have a little extra range time.
Bill Johnson February 21, 2015 At 01:23

The little known stage 22 extra credit of the Bushnell Brawl
David February 21, 2015 At 05:56

That was good, now we come back and you pick up the brass…
Pantera Vazquez February 21, 2015 At 06:23

True Tacticool….
Chaz February 21, 2015 At 07:37

And they still aren’t as awesome as Kirsten Joy Weiss…
Alan Longnecker February 21, 2015 At 08:21

Imperial scout training under went an over haul after the Endor debacle.
dh34 February 21, 2015 At 08:31

The newest event at the Bushnell meet…
James69 February 21, 2015 At 08:34

Release the Doves!
CCDWGuy February 21, 2015 At 09:01

Where’s Kirsten’s bike???
jdb February 21, 2015 At 09:26

They had heard of Evil Knievel, and had vowed to be ready for him, no matter where he might come from.
Richard February 21, 2015 At 10:50

The NRA announces it’s merger with Cirque du Soleil…
IdahoPete February 21, 2015 At 11:11

The initial training program for B-17 tail gunners was judged to be highly effective by the evaluation board.
DukeOfPaducah February 21, 2015 At 12:04

“That’s it, I’m never taking an Instructor Zero class again!”
clickboom February 21, 2015 At 17:49

The 9th Ninja Regiment at Abouttebad Mall
fcmatt February 21, 2015 At 17:58

Governor of California Jerry Brown is sick of the number of motorcycle fatalities on his state’s highways and has consequently called for a radical new defensive driving class for motorcycle tail riders in addition to the current one for drivers.

Geico was disinclined to aquiesce to his request.
mountocean February 21, 2015 At 18:24

I don’t always Duel Wheeled, but when I do I Dual Wield.

OR

Dual dueling duos dual-wielding on dual-wheelers.
George Bairnson February 21, 2015 At 19:27

Environmental Drive by?
Paul53 February 21, 2015 At 20:29

When Dorothy returned to Kansas from Oz, she couldn’t help but notice something was different.
David February 22, 2015 At 11:40

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but they are abusing the privilege.
borg February 22, 2015 At 22:26

These guys bring new meaning to the term bending over backwards.
Cody February 24, 2015 At 14:27

ISIS…. bending over backwards to bring the Jihad to you.