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  1. Well yippy yi yo ki yay, little cowgirl. I can ride and shoot, too. Anything else is bonus.

  2. This is the February Dillon calendar girl. Even my wife likes this pic, if only because of the horse!

  3. Mr Ed urges the camera man to hurry up, in hopes of some bareback “riding” after the photoshoot.

  4. Debbie’s done Dallas. Now she’s gonna do Dallas’s horse. And he’d better not object.

  5. A girl, a horse, a revolver. I’m 62 and can’t decide which would hurt me most if try to jump one!

  6. Everybody keeps talking about a horse. I never saw a horse in the picture! Just a Beautiful girl …with deep blue eyes …and a wonderful smile …and golden hair … and… Sigh!

  7. Hold on there missy, you don’t need to shoot him.
    He’s not sick! Honest.

    He’s just….

    Wait for it….

    ” a little horse”

  8. Exhibiting trigger control, and they don’t shoot horses, don’t they. The dress is blue and green.

  9. This horse was made for ridin’. This gun was made for shootin’. But these boots weren’t made for walkin’. They were made for kickin’ your gun grabbin’ ass.

  10. Well, you see your honor…it all started with a hot chick, a handgun and a barnyard animal.

  11. Convinced that their subscribers were tired of blondes, the Dillon marketing department added a whole new twist to their monthly catalogs.

  12. “Who would you rather ride hard and put away wet? That’s what I thought.”

  13. “Mom, Dad; meet my new girlfriend”
    Mom (real name: Shannon Watts): “But….but she has a GUN! They are evil! Do you want mommy to lose her job demanding action for Herr Blunderberg?!?!?! I say Neigghhhh to this NRA shill!.”

    (come on, the horse and Watts do share a bit of resemblance….sorry Dirk but it’s true)

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