Join the Navy, sail the seas, visit exotic foreign lands, meet exotic foreign people, and kill them.
lol
What whaling ban?
No matter how many shore-leaves, this one won’t rot off.
“Thank You, Mr. Browning”
The Navy. It’s like having two d!cks.
What do you mean I only get to load ten rounds at a time?
Seven when in NY
If I’m limited to seven rounds, I’m gonna make ’em count.
You only “need” seven rounds.
Yes, The Marines always get the Navy hand-me-downs but we are not done with the one yet. You’re just gonna have to wait.
Let’s see now?? Did the chief say this went in the front nose gun, or the tail gun area?
“yep, I think I’ll take this home.”
Is this the anchor?
Yvan Eht Nioj
LOL!
“Yvan Eht Nioj”
They want you! They want you!
They want you as a new recruit!
But! But! But! …I’m afraid of water!
“It’s a three pronged attack, subliminal, liminal, and Super-liminal.”
Want my m855 ammo…..come and get it
Even the Navy is into #ImLoading
No one made any more Village People jokes to Ted after this.
When they said he needed a belt for the machine gun, Irving got it wrong as usual.
Ha!
Winner. Coffee shot out my nose on that one…..
When you complain too many times that Jake Holman got the BAR, this is what you get in return…
“All the same, live steam.”
Over There. I’m going to take this machine gun over there.
F*** Hitler!
There’s seamen all over these weapons
Ha!
I wonder how many rounds it will take to warm it up enough to no longer be able to hold the barrel?
-OR-
Forget firing from the hip, I got this cool, new belt set-up!
Thanks for obama shrinking the Navy, I will just mark this as surplus and walk it home.
Damn it Seaman TImmy, that is not what I meant when I said mount the .30 on a tripod!
You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!
Come and take it!
Mine is definitely bigger than yours
MOLON NABE !
1) I’m tired of Marines calling me gay.
2) Don’t call me shipmate!
Get the tri-what?
Heaven help the guy who beached my boat.
where did the Marines want this at?
It’s not much, but I keep it clean.
(I really only expect sailors to get this)
Clean is asking a bit much from the GMs, coated in CLP and 1 quick wipe with a rag is about the most you can hope for. I doubt most of the folks on here would ever pull anything out of their safe and say “It’s just a little surface rust, it’ll still shoot fine.”
Hey Sailor!!!
Of all the machine guns in the world, i get the one without a shoulder-thingy that goes up.
Hope this thing works better than my needle gun.
Popeye has his spinach……
Wanna see my Stinger?
Ok Chief, let me get this straight….I get to fly in this whistling shitcan with a couple of Ensigns that don’t even shave yet, we do 100 knots with a tailwind and we’re all that stands between Guadacanal and the whole Jap fleet…and we got this gun and two torpedoes…SIGN ME UP!
In hindsight scraping barnacles would have been a safer job, but it sure would not be as fun as carrying around this belt fed, and belt mounted machine gun.
REMOVE SUSHI
This is MY dream boat, sweetheart…!
Don’t be a bitch! Enlist today!
Seaman Recruit Joe “Seal” Swat , an early pioneer of the tactical look met with much resistance and ridicule from his fellow sailors.
Afraid to look down, don’t know if I grabbed my leather duty belt, or my wife’s girdle!
You like to see homos naked? That’s cool.
Ir’s a bird, it’s a plane, NO it’s a TARGET!!! When the service WON WARS!!!
Bend over ISIS!
Navy, Fuckin’ A!
Let me get this straight. I get to hold onto this .30 caliber mg while the 90 day wonder barrel rolls all over the sky and all I have to keep me in the plane is this safety belt. I get to aim by hand and use open sights while the bad guy gets two 20mm and two 7.7mm guns mounted to his airplane, which is faster and more manuervable than mine, and is equipped with an electronic sighting system?
And the marines are ballsier than the navy, how?
“This is an Assault Rifle”
I brought my freedom, where’s yours?
My gun don’t fit in my pocket. But I’m dammed glad to see you.
That’s my son!!!!
Many years later, Seaman Jones realized that he probably shouldn’t have laughed when the little Bloomberg boy wet himself at the sight of the guns during a Fleet Week tour.
Join the Navy, sail the seas, visit exotic foreign lands, meet exotic foreign people, and kill them.
lol
What whaling ban?
No matter how many shore-leaves, this one won’t rot off.
“Thank You, Mr. Browning”
The Navy. It’s like having two d!cks.
What do you mean I only get to load ten rounds at a time?
Seven when in NY
If I’m limited to seven rounds, I’m gonna make ’em count.
You only “need” seven rounds.
Yes, The Marines always get the Navy hand-me-downs but we are not done with the one yet. You’re just gonna have to wait.
Let’s see now?? Did the chief say this went in the front nose gun, or the tail gun area?
“yep, I think I’ll take this home.”
Is this the anchor?
Yvan Eht Nioj
LOL!
“Yvan Eht Nioj”
They want you! They want you!
They want you as a new recruit!
But! But! But! …I’m afraid of water!
“It’s a three pronged attack, subliminal, liminal, and Super-liminal.”
Want my m855 ammo…..come and get it
Even the Navy is into #ImLoading
No one made any more Village People jokes to Ted after this.
When they said he needed a belt for the machine gun, Irving got it wrong as usual.
Ha!
Winner. Coffee shot out my nose on that one…..
When you complain too many times that Jake Holman got the BAR, this is what you get in return…
“All the same, live steam.”
Over There. I’m going to take this machine gun over there.
F*** Hitler!
There’s seamen all over these weapons
Ha!
I wonder how many rounds it will take to warm it up enough to no longer be able to hold the barrel?
-OR-
Forget firing from the hip, I got this cool, new belt set-up!
Thanks for obama shrinking the Navy, I will just mark this as surplus and walk it home.
Damn it Seaman TImmy, that is not what I meant when I said mount the .30 on a tripod!
You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!
Come and take it!
Mine is definitely bigger than yours
MOLON NABE !
1) I’m tired of Marines calling me gay.
2) Don’t call me shipmate!
Get the tri-what?
Heaven help the guy who beached my boat.
where did the Marines want this at?
It’s not much, but I keep it clean.
(I really only expect sailors to get this)
Clean is asking a bit much from the GMs, coated in CLP and 1 quick wipe with a rag is about the most you can hope for. I doubt most of the folks on here would ever pull anything out of their safe and say “It’s just a little surface rust, it’ll still shoot fine.”
Hey Sailor!!!
Of all the machine guns in the world, i get the one without a shoulder-thingy that goes up.
Hope this thing works better than my needle gun.
Popeye has his spinach……
Wanna see my Stinger?
Ok Chief, let me get this straight….I get to fly in this whistling shitcan with a couple of Ensigns that don’t even shave yet, we do 100 knots with a tailwind and we’re all that stands between Guadacanal and the whole Jap fleet…and we got this gun and two torpedoes…SIGN ME UP!
In hindsight scraping barnacles would have been a safer job, but it sure would not be as fun as carrying around this belt fed, and belt mounted machine gun.
REMOVE SUSHI
This is MY dream boat, sweetheart…!
Don’t be a bitch! Enlist today!
Seaman Recruit Joe “Seal” Swat , an early pioneer of the tactical look met with much resistance and ridicule from his fellow sailors.
Afraid to look down, don’t know if I grabbed my leather duty belt, or my wife’s girdle!
You like to see homos naked? That’s cool.
Ir’s a bird, it’s a plane, NO it’s a TARGET!!! When the service WON WARS!!!
Bend over ISIS!
Navy, Fuckin’ A!
Let me get this straight. I get to hold onto this .30 caliber mg while the 90 day wonder barrel rolls all over the sky and all I have to keep me in the plane is this safety belt. I get to aim by hand and use open sights while the bad guy gets two 20mm and two 7.7mm guns mounted to his airplane, which is faster and more manuervable than mine, and is equipped with an electronic sighting system?
And the marines are ballsier than the navy, how?
“This is an Assault Rifle”
I brought my freedom, where’s yours?
My gun don’t fit in my pocket. But I’m dammed glad to see you.
That’s my son!!!!
Many years later, Seaman Jones realized that he probably shouldn’t have laughed when the little Bloomberg boy wet himself at the sight of the guns during a Fleet Week tour.
Now this is Open Carry
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